Haikyuu!! One Shots (english)

Vacations (TsukkiYamaKageHina)

"Oi, Hinata dumbass, stop it."

"Then stop it yourself, idiot."

Kageyama and Hinata were sitting in the backseat of the car. They had previously had a fight about who had to sit where. It was absolute bullshit, Tsukishima thought. One had to sit on the right side and one on the left. In his opinion there was nothing to fight over.

"Can you two please settle in, I want to go."

"I can't, I'm stuck", Hinata cried. Somehow he and Kageyama got themselves tangled up in their seatbelts, Tsukishima had no idea how the hell they did that, but he didn't even wonder anymore. He knew them for too long.

Tsukishima sighed.

"Dumbass, it's all your fault."

"Not true Kageyama, we wouldn't be stuck, if you hadn't tried to climb over me."

"You were in the way!"

"You could've just got out and around the car to the other side."

"Yamaguchi, please do something." Tsukishima was slowly losing patience. Not that he had any in the beginning.

But Yamaguchi was no help, he just burst out laughing and Tsukishima let out another sigh. Of course he was the only sane person here.

"I will count to three", he said, his voice dangerously calm, hands clenched around the wheel. "And if I turn around after that, I swear to god, you two better sit on your proper seats. Buckled up."

Yamaguchi chuckled even more, but Tsukishima turned to him. "The same's for you, Yamaguchi."

"Sorry, Tsukki" He grinned.

"Hinata, that's my seatbelt!"

"No, it's not!"

"One" A muffled scream could be heard from the backseats. This is ridiculous, Tsukishima thought.

"Two"

"Yamaguchi, please help", Hinata cried. Yamaguchi, who had just calm down, started laughing again, but he climbed to the backseats and tried to untangle these two idiots.

"Three"

"Yamaguchi, nooo!"

"Yamaguchi, yes."

Tsukishima sighed. Why did his counting never had any impact on his friends?

"Yams, I can't move."

Tsukishima looked through the rear-view mirror only to see Hinata, untangled, but stuck in his own seatbelt. "Yamaguchi", he said. "As much as I appreciate the idea of strangling Hinata"

"Hey" Hinata pouted.

"Can you please buckle him up correctly, so we can finally go?"

"Yes, sorry Tsukki" He snickered.

Finally, it felt like ages, everyone was in their proper seats and Tsukishima pulled out of the driveway.

Kageyama was dozing off, Hinata looked out of the window excitedly and Yamaguchi was on his phone, still grinning.

Tsukishima had exactly 3 minutes and 23 seconds of peace.

"Can we turn on music?" Hinata leaned forwards.

"No."

"Why not?"

"Just no."

"Pleeeeeease, Tsukki."

"Don't call me that."

"Tsuuuukiiii."

"Do you want me to kick you out? I can stop and leave you on that sidewalk, you know that?"