Mirage: Y'know, I always thought that I was the number one simp. I actually was for a while, until you joined the games.
Revenant: What-
Mirage: YOU'RE A PATHFINDER SIMP!
Revenant: I will murder you-
Pathfinder: Hi friends! I heard one of you is a simp! What is a simp?
Mirage:
Revenant:
Mirage: Revenant is a SIMPulacrum-
Revenant: *kills Mirage*
Pathfinder: *concerned panromantic noises*
YOU ARE READING
Apex Legends Headcanons, Imagines, and More!
FantasyHi friends! Request scenarios for me, and I will write about how each legend would respond to them. Oh, and their relationship with their (S/O)!
