Author: After meeting The Joker, Obsidian becomes caught in a web of power and lov-
Me: Wait! That's all you got? You call that an introduction? I'll take it from here.
Author: Really? You're interrupting me in the middle of my description?
Me: Honey, this is show biz, and I'm the star. This intro is mine.
Me: Alright, let's cut to the chase, I'm Lilith Bones AKA Obsidian. I've become The Joker's sidekick, but eventually... Well... Let's just say I become just a little bit more. But then again, nothing is ever cut clean like that.
P.S. The real story isn't in this format. I just couldn't put quotes without the description mangling the text. In case you were wondering whether to read my story, you should. Or at least try the first chapter out? It's only a couple hundred words :)