Neymar: wake up sluts!
Chamberlain: Ah fuck off Ney
Gotzë: Are you aware it's 2 am in the fucking morning!
Neymar: Ik but I can't sleep. Entertain me
Lewandowski: Bruhh entertain yourself. There's something called Netflix
Neymar: Ok let me use your account pls x
Lewandowski: Piss off
Chamberlain: Where's Bartra? Is it past his bedtime already😹
Bartra: I'm awake you little shit
Neuer: Can you lot stop blowing up my notifications pls
Ronaldo: If you don't like it then get tf out of the group chat
Ozil: Oooo. Are you going to take that Neuer?
Neuer: I will end you in our next match together
Ronaldo: What you gonna do? Boot the ball at me😂
Griezmann: Someone add Reus to this
Neymar: Let me check if I have his number
*011928274781929 was added to the group chat*
Gotzë: Reus babyyy
011928274781929: Who tf is this?
Gotzë: Who the fuck are you?
011928274781929: Charming, my name's Sage. Who gave you my number?
Lewandowski: Relax, we must have adde...