buckle your seatbelts boys and girls because in less than 1m pages I am probably going to offend the hell out of you. so sit down, shut the fuck up, and enjoy the joyous experience of my 3 am monster energy adhd medicine induced self hatred fueled writing extravaganza. what you are about to read is probably the best damn thing you are ever going to read in a 30 minute time frame... so please yourself to my glorious life experiences, that are now rants :)