Lisa was a nineteen year county girl old claiming to be the product of his 'donations' as a student. He was 'The Baron' the most debauched forty something organizer of the hottest fetish ball in the country. Steel was the Baron's right hand man and possibly the sexist living creature on the planet, the only problem was he knew it. Jet was The Baron's longest surviving mistress. The only problem was one of them was lying, one was desperate, one was lost but, which? A comedy of sexy smutty kinky errors set against the biggest festival of kink, erotic and generally deviant behaviour the world has ever paid to enter. If your too young to read 50 Shades of Grey don't read this. I mean it, if I catch you reading it I'll get pretty angry and you don't want to see me angry. From the girl that made all the misspellings on 'I'm a Cyborg's Pet' WARNING: This story contains mature activity. Enter at your own risk. *hands you a waiver, pencil and a chocolate bar.