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Dumb Ways To Die ~ Fangirl Edition

Dumb Ways To Die ~ Fangirl Edition

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Jenna By JennaAmore Updated Apr 06

You DO NOT want to mess with a fangirl, so this is a helpful book of things NOT to say to one. You're welcome.

Have you ever brutally murdered someone over something stupid they said about your fandom/bandom? Put it in the comments or message me and I'll give you credit for it.

Officer: and how mant times did she fell out the window again?
                              
                              Me: oh sorry officer...it was a bit of a blur... I lost count.
yOU BETTER STAY OM TYAT SIDE OF THE STREET MOTHERFUCKER OR ILL
                              KNOCK YOU OUT
*takes out wand*
                              
                              ONE MORE WORD MOTHERFUCKER AND I WILL CRUCIO YOU
Officially: So she...ran into your knife?
                              
                              
                              Me: Yes. She ran into my knife. She ran into my knife ten times.
                              
                              Random ensemble out of nowhere: She had it coming!
Well you know what? 
                              *sings girls girls boys*
                              DAN LOVES BOYS AND BOYS
                              DAN LOVES BOYS AND BOYS
                              AND NEVER DID HE THINK THAT PHIL
                              WOULD GET HIM THE WAY
                              HE'S CAUGHT HIM BUT,
                              DAN LOVES BOYS AND BOYS
                              AND PHIL'S DICK IS NOT A CHOICE
Toxic_Emo Toxic_Emo 7 days ago
My friend and I were playing Kiss, Marry, Kill and I wanted to play women's edition. Then this person said "But that's gay!"