Dumb Ways To Die ~ Fangirl Edition

Dumb Ways To Die ~ Fangirl Edition

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Jenna By JennaAmore Updated 2 days ago

You DO NOT want to mess with a fangirl, so this is a helpful book of things NOT to say to one. You're welcome.

Have you ever brutally murdered someone over something stupid they said about your fandom/bandom? Put it in the comments or message me and I'll give you credit for it.

IlovemyLuci IlovemyLuci Jul 19
I COULD HAVE KNOCKED YOU OUT WITH A FEATHER I KNOW I HAVE HEARD THIS ALL BEFORE BUT YOUR JUST HELLS NEIGHBORS
kumamonstr kumamonstr Mar 29
yOU BETTER STAY OM TYAT SIDE OF THE STREET MOTHERFUCKER OR ILL
                              KNOCK YOU OUT
*takes out wand*
                              
                              ONE MORE WORD MOTHERFUCKER AND I WILL CRUCIO YOU
I saw the title of the book and my first thought was, "The dumbest way to die as a fan girl, is to mention peterick to Patrick."
If someone says that they'll be dead in less time then it takes me to recognize a FOB song.
stay on that side of the street motherfxcker, or I'll knock you out