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Pen Your Pride
Dumb Ways To Die ~ Fangirl Edition

Dumb Ways To Die ~ Fangirl Edition

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Jenna By JennaAmore Updated Jan 20

You DO NOT want to mess with a fangirl, so this is a helpful book of things NOT to say to one. You're welcome.

Have you ever brutally murdered someone over something stupid they said about your fandom/bandom? Put it in the comments or message me and I'll give you credit for it.

  • amazingphil
  • andyhurley
  • brendonurie
  • dallonweekes
  • danhowell
  • danisnotonfire
  • falloutboy
  • fangirl
  • fangirling
  • fangirls
  • joetrohman
  • memes
  • mirandasings
  • panicatthedisco
  • patrickstump
  • pepethefrog
  • petewentz
  • phillester
  • spencersmith
ilovemymisha ilovemymisha Jul 19, 2017
I COULD HAVE KNOCKED YOU OUT WITH A FEATHER I KNOW I HAVE HEARD THIS ALL BEFORE BUT YOUR JUST HELLS NEIGHBORS
flowerlyn680 flowerlyn680 Aug 19, 2017
It doesn't matter what he looks like, he is a great person regardless. If anyone SAYS OTHERWISE, THEY BETTER RUN
ROSYPJH ROSYPJH Mar 29, 2017
yOU BETTER STAY OM TYAT SIDE OF THE STREET MOTHERFUCKER OR ILL
                              KNOCK YOU OUT
DanMyBebe678 DanMyBebe678 Mar 14, 2017
*takes out wand*
                              
                              ONE MORE WORD MOTHERFUCKER AND I WILL CRUCIO YOU
I_actually_need_help I_actually_need_help Jun 30, 2017
I saw the title of the book and my first thought was, "The dumbest way to die as a fan girl, is to mention peterick to Patrick."
Youngblood_12 Youngblood_12 Jul 14, 2017
If someone says that they'll be dead in less time then it takes me to recognize a FOB song.