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Dumb Ways To Die ~ Fangirl Edition

Dumb Ways To Die ~ Fangirl Edition

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Jenna By JennaAmore Updated Feb 26

You DO NOT want to mess with a fangirl, so this is a helpful book of things NOT to say to one. You're welcome.

Have you ever brutally murdered someone over something stupid they said about your fandom/bandom? Put it in the comments or message me and I'll give you credit for it.

Officer: and how mant times did she fell out the window again?
                              
                              Me: oh sorry officer...it was a bit of a blur... I lost count.
*takes out wand*
                              
                              ONE MORE WORD MOTHERFUCKER AND I WILL CRUCIO YOU
Well you know what? 
                              *sings girls girls boys*
                              DAN LOVES BOYS AND BOYS
                              DAN LOVES BOYS AND BOYS
                              AND NEVER DID HE THINK THAT PHIL
                              WOULD GET HIM THE WAY
                              HE'S CAUGHT HIM BUT,
                              DAN LOVES BOYS AND BOYS
                              AND PHIL'S DICK IS NOT A CHOICE
*inhales deeply*
                              HE LIKES BOYS I FINALLY NOW IT'S ALL MAKING SENSE
                              HE LIKES BOYS I LIKE THIS GUY BUT HE'S ON THE FENCE
                              HE LIKES BOYS I CAN'T BELIEVE IT HAPPENED AGAIN
                              HE LIKES BOYS OOH OH OH BOYS OOH OH OH
                              
                              *exhales* sorry I got a little carried away there
We were watching YouTube, and she suddenly ran into my chainsaw 30 times! *fake crying* SHE WAS MY BEST FRIIIIENNND
                              That'll work
DONT CALL SOMEONE FAT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THEYVE BEEN THROUGH