❝my heart is broken and my dick is hard❞
❝I was watching porn and you rudely interrupted what do u want❞
or the one where Michael likes to kik random people ranting about his life problems.
I don't doubt that for a second tbh, but I feel like his heart is bigger than his díck, which is saying a lot because I feel like both are very large ya feel me?
You didn't do anything wrong bb you're perfect and I love you ❤️
i like texting fics bc im too lazy to read long full length chapter stories