Fatasseo and Jewliet

Fatasseo and Jewliet

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You're bootyful <3 By pixelated_nerd Updated Sep 21, 2015

*Kyle x Cartman fic*
When Cartman gets the role of the dashing Romeo for the next South Park play, no one is willing to play the part of the fair maiden Juliet. So who has to fill in the role? Just a certain unhappy Jew.

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And now I've fallen face first off a cliff for cartman. Great.
If Kyle gets Juliette he's going to have to crossdress. 😏😏😏
O ma lord
                              ''Tis too many O's in thy performance.
                              What shall lay ahead in the dramatic story
                              None shall know until they meet thy end
                              O' but it'll take awhile if all be laughing by how many O's are in thy play
                              
                              O, I had to try
NuggetKnows NuggetKnows Apr 18
Kyle: Together at last!
                              Daddy Warbucks (Kenny): Together forever!
*through tears of laughter* c-congrats, Ky... Hahahahahahahaha
saltwater-veins saltwater-veins Jul 03, 2015
That speak is from Romeo and Juliet I had to do that for my school lol I remember it