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Fatasseo and Jewliet

Fatasseo and Jewliet

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You're bootyful <3 By pixelated_nerd Updated Sep 21, 2015

*Kyle x Cartman fic*
When Cartman gets the role of the dashing Romeo for the next South Park play, no one is willing to play the part of the fair maiden Juliet. So who has to fill in the role? Just a certain unhappy Jew.

And now I've fallen face first off a cliff for cartman. Great.
NuggetKnows NuggetKnows Apr 18
Kyle: Together at last!
                              Daddy Warbucks (Kenny): Together forever!
*through tears of laughter* c-congrats, Ky... Hahahahahahahaha
saltwater-veins saltwater-veins Jul 03, 2015
That speak is from Romeo and Juliet I had to do that for my school lol I remember it
pocketfullofmadness pocketfullofmadness Jun 08, 2015
I cannot stress how much I laughed at the title of this story b
sydelkcs sydelkcs Jun 08, 2015
OMG. I played Juliets maid in the middle school play and bribed the music director to play GDFR when they died.  Still the best thing ever