Fatasseo and Jewliet

Fatasseo and Jewliet

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You're bootyful <3 By pixelated_nerd Updated Sep 21, 2015

*Kyle x Cartman fic*
When Cartman gets the role of the dashing Romeo for the next South Park play, no one is willing to play the part of the fair maiden Juliet. So who has to fill in the role? Just a certain unhappy Jew.

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And now I've fallen face first off a cliff for cartman. Great.
ive just thought of preston from summer version of south park ewe
                              (camp camp)
If Kyle gets Juliette he's going to have to crossdress. 😏😏😏
I think Romeo and Juliet is a great tragic romance.
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              TO LAUGH AT!!!!!
O ma lord
                              ''Tis too many O's in thy performance.
                              What shall lay ahead in the dramatic story
                              None shall know until they meet thy end
                              O' but it'll take awhile if all be laughing by how many O's are in thy play
                              
                              O, I had to try
NuggetKnows NuggetKnows Apr 18
Kyle: Together at last!
                              Daddy Warbucks (Kenny): Together forever!