this is a remake of something very cringe I did that I couldn't put myself through anymore, so I'm remaking it, and I took the AU I had originally and just quit crossing shit that didn't make sense over, so this is my satire AU and is meant to be treated as a complete and utter joke. This "story" is an unfunny "meme" and shall be treated as such. This has no ties to my hypothetical PMD fangame, this is a separate universe entirely. THIS STORY IS A JOKE AND MEANT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY! I also fixed the spelling of Cobalion's name if anyone even cares about that
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