this is a remake of something very cringe I did that I couldn't put myself through anymore, so I'm remaking it, and I took the AU I had originally and just quit crossing shit that didn't make sense over, so this is my satire AU and is meant to be t...
Zekrom: sucks to be you. I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU RAYQUAZA
Yveltal: FUCK YOU RAYQUAZA
Chien-Pao: Are you stupid? We all knew what would happen if Cobalion found out that we fought. And plus, I let him win because he's a kid. I had Chi-Yu hit me with ruination, which does half hp, before the fight.
Xerneas: Are you starting to care for him?
Chien-Pao: Maybe I'm starting to care for the kid a little. He stands his ground. I can respect that.
Reshiram: Admit you want to adopt him.
*deleted message*
*deleted message*
Marshadow: SIS, HE'S AN IDIOT
Shaymin: Bro, you're right
Giratina: Kids, stop being cringe
Shaymin: Dad, no u
Meloetta: slow chat today
Zekrom: this sounds like a villain song
Chien-Pao: as a villain, I can confirm
Xerneas: Don't influence Keldeo
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