I read the first sentence and started laughing and said "oh for fûck sake" out loud....right in front of my very religious grandmother...fml
I couldn't help but wonder if the potion is actually possible!(⊙＿⊙)
Off course horseface would bring him here. DOES THAT MEAN HORSEFACE AND FRECKLED JESUS ARE GONNA END UP TOGETHER
I am just......I cannot believe this.....Levi Pole dancing.....How is this possible? *nosebleeds*
*shows the cover pic to my sister*
Me: Samantha, look at this.
Sister: *pulls glasses down and reads title then looks at photo*
Sister: Do You Want Me? No, niqqa, that's how you fvcking die.
Me: Gon' on ahead and break yo back, Levi
Sister: Pat, you be reading some weird sh!t
What the fvck is going on with the front cover? *puts crying laughing emoji 12 times here* I think I might just die