The Stupid Cannon Fodder is Stunning Today
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Last published Wed, Mar 13, 2024
Published on 11/1/23
Nine, a special force soldier whose only purpose was to serve the Imperial Army, died and transmigrated into the body of Toby Calypto, the useless canon fodder villain of a story.
Toby Calypto was a two-faced, scheming idiot who tried to hook up with several powerful men and women without any success because no one was stupid enough to touch that with a ten-foot pole. In the story, Toby tried to kill his younger cousin, the female lead, after she rejected his marriage proposal. Then he tried to kill the male lead because the female lead fell in love with him. Then he blackmailed them because why not? In the end, fed up with his nonsense, one of the male lead's best friends stabbed him to death and nobody cared.
"..."
Nine had no interest in participating in the narrative.
"Hey--"
"No."
Easier said than done.
Why won't anyone leave him alone?!
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