The elders having been a bit too persistent about marriage talks and heirs lately, never taking a hint (something the populace of konoha despises them for, they assure you), leaves Madara wanting to vent. Or something similar. That something similar ended up being both venting to and annoying the sh*t out of a certain Albino. Which escalated into something that Madara was still questioning how the hell happened. (Marked as complete but will occasionally update)