[I told myself I wasn't gonna write fanfiction for this..] Jeremy eventually got tired of Christine not reciprocating his affections. He ends up trying to spend as much time with Michael as possible to forget that Christine will likely never feel the same way. Though after a while he realized just how hard he fell for his best friend. Rich seemed to notice It too.So During lunch, he approached Jermy In the bathroom. He told him about the SQUIP and said It could solve any social or emotional problem so It might be able to get him with Micheal. After a talk with Michael,(not telling him the real reason he was thinking about taking It.)he decided to take the SQUIP, but nothing happened...at first. The next afternoon,Jeremy was at the mall food court eating with Micheal. Jeremy decided to use a corny pickup line, but after he got out the first word, Immense pain rushed to his head. He heard a voice In his head that said:" Target, love Intrest Inaccessible." After several minutes of pain, a robotic Keano Reeves looking Individual appeared before him. "Jeremy Here, Welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor Your SQUIP."