Half my Facebook Friends are Ferrets

Half my Facebook Friends are Ferrets

17K Reads 693 Votes 13 Part Story
Jackie Buckle By JackieBuckle Updated Jul 31, 2014

Sixteen-year-old Josh hopes to be a metalhead someday. Maybe then he would finally be considered as cool as his dad was. Right now, he's just a wannabe. He's never been kissed, he keeps getting weird mail and a big chunk of his Facebook friends are, well, ferrets. Josh documents his teenage woes with a hilariously honest voice. From arguments with his nagging mother to awkward encounters with girls, from figuring out his future band name to learning the truth about his late father, follow Josh as he navigates his embarrassments and his triumphs.

  • ferret
  • missing
  • pets
ZestyLimes ZestyLimes Jul 25, 2015
1. Blah
                              2. It's 10:00
                              3. Blah
                              4. I need hot chocolate 
                              5. Crap, I'm tired
Defame_Me Defame_Me Jul 03, 2015
1. my dad is a dick who makes fun of one of my disorders
                              2. my mom is a transphobic homophobic bitch
                              3. I'm single
                              4. I get called a devil worshipper almost everyday
                              5. I have a weird disorder that's makes me see and hear stuff
Siddhi_Vyas Siddhi_Vyas Jul 31, 2014
1) I'm rebelllious.
                              2) My parents won't allow me to speak in English
                              3) There are bitches who I also call 'aunts' are constantly nagging me.
                              4) I can't be straightforward because I'm a girl. 
                              5) Society's screwed notions make me feel sick about myself.
_bookluva_ _bookluva_ Jul 22, 2014
1. I'm waaay too skinny. 
                              2. Have no boyfriend. 
                              3. I'm 14 but look 10. 
                              4. I'm totally anti-social. 
                              5. I'm ugly.
siidicjcdkldelwl siidicjcdkldelwl Jul 17, 2014
1.) Has 1 Friend (Not Over The Internet)
                              2.) Gets Bullied
                              3.) Not Alot Of Money
                              4.) I Have To Wear Glasses
                              5.) Im Basically A 'Nerd'.
knight_lady27 knight_lady27 Jul 04, 2014
1. fat
                              2. single
                              3. financial issues
                              4. ugly
                              5. stupid
                              = as good as dead