When the new book of Icha Icha comes Kakashi is on a mission, so he can't stand in the long line for a whole day just to get his precious book before it sells out. Now there's only one left in Konoha and he is determined to get it. To bad someone else put their hands on it before him. Now he has to convince her to let him have the book that he desperately needs. (Or he could steal it. No bad Bakashi.) Kakashi becomes a not-really-really-stalker. (He needs his book and she has it.) Its all for the book he swears. Focusing on his interactions with the person-who-took-his-book; while he tries to get it from: wide open windows to store front to unexplainable hiding spots in sewers (Did he mention unexplainable? Yeah, he meant that literally.) and the occasional kitchen stop, where he gets a free meal. (Of course, she doesn't know that. He's a professional after all. His pride is riding on this. If he can't get that book back, what kind of ninja is he really.)