I'm what some people would call an all around virgin. I haven't had my first date, a first kiss, nothing. Not just that. I've never been to an amusement park or a drive in movie theater or any of the cheesy romantic things that appear in any romance novel. I have beaten all Legend of Zelda games though. Twice. Let's be clear, I'm a complete hermit, holed up in my room playing The Last of Us and only venturing outside to volunteer at an animal shelter on the weekends. So when Keith Williams comes up to me, asking if we could have "adventures"... Let's just say, even my zombie apocalypse survival kit isn't prepared for what's about to come.
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