/EDIT 12.03.2017: I just noticed, that for three fucking months, this story was lacking a few words. And by a few words I mean a few "Dva"s. I didn't know by the time writing this story that this FUCKING website doesn't let putting dots inside words. If you have read this story before and was confused because of this, press Ctrl+F and search for "Dva"./ /This story may or may not offend some people, depending on your sense of humour./