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Read all information about this book before reading. The Ones Who Remain by CorruptedKiller_2009 This is an original story. All Rights Reserved. With this book, the posting schedule is every Monday and Friday. (Warning: This book contains Cursing, Dark Humor, Violence, possibly ETC) Ages at least 16+ In Birmingham UK, A tragedy occurs, all of a sudden people keep getting sick and infecting others. The train stations and shops start shutting down immediately, many people start leaving to another placement. So, a family is too sick to move and are left to fend for themselves however left alone ill isn't a good start to their situation. Will they survive on their own? Will they escape? Will they keep all their members, or will they perish and become a part of the sickness?

What if the universe was born from a cosmic sneeze... and a bad idea? In this first volume of the Tree of the White Files saga, Bruna Paradojo opens the doors of the Fractal Garden: a universe dreamed into existence, where bears sneeze galaxies, cosmic violinists tune reality, and every unfinished story takes root in the Forest of Paradox. Here, order and chaos are not enemies but dance partners. Vorum, the Primordial Bear of Inertia, just wanted to keep sleeping in perfect Nothingness - until a law is spoken, consciousness wakes up, and the universe explodes into absurd possibilities. From this mess come the Keepers, the Dark Master, and the first fragile balance between creation and collapse. The Roots of Paradox is a blend of myth, science and irreverent humour: a creation story where quantum physics flirts with cosmic folklore, and every joke hides a real theory about reality, time and free will. Cosmic origin story that rewrites the Big Bang as a paradoxical act of storytelling. Guardians, Dark Masters and Fractal Gardens instead of classic gods and monsters. Scientific notes that connect the absurd narrative to real physics and philosophy. Post-chapter dialogues with Dina & Ligio, who react like readers trapped inside the book itself. If you love The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Terry Pratchett's sideways logic and the feeling that the universe is one big inside joke, this book is your new rabbit hole. Start from the roots. The paradox has already begun.

What if you went to couples' therapy with a complete stranger? --- || ROM COM KIM TAEHYUNG X READER || --- Y/n wanted entertainment. Taehyung just happened to walk by at the wrong moment. Y/n is chaos in human form. Taehyung, on the other hand, loves schedules, deadlines, and not a hair out of place. The two were never meant to meet, and they definitely shouldn't be sitting on a therapist's couch together, but Y/n gives Taehyung an offer he can't refuse. And, admittedly, the old high school rebel in him is piqued by her ideas. Y/n has always wanted to go to couples' therapy to see what it's like. The problem? You have to be in a relationship to do that... or do you? That's where Taehyung comes in. The two begin their "therapy," and it's a test to see how long the therapist can go until they notice Taehyung and Y/n are complete strangers. But what starts as an expensive prank becomes fake arguments reality shows would bend over backwards for, imaginary anniversaries they somehow end up celebrating for real, and a therapist who thinks they're making "real progress." But is it real? Or is it fake? Because the truth is, pretending to be in love was easy. Admitting they might actually be? That's where the true reality TV begins. --- If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack and reading a plagiarized copy of my work. If you wish to read this story in its original, safe form, please go to https://www.wattpad.com/user/Ravendipity. Thank you.

Waking up in the town of Mystic Falls with zero memory of the show-aside from scattered TikTok spoilers-was not on Krystal's bingo card. Neither was being reincarnated as a 17-year-old girl with a 25-year-old's cynical mind and a terrifying amount of ancient, will-based nature magic. Now officially Krystal Bennet-the wealthy, "bubbly," half-Filipina cousin to Bonnie Bennet-she has two very simple goals: 1. Play the innocent, sunshine-rich-girl mask to perfection. 2. Stop her cousin Bonnie from becoming the supernatural world's resident battery and martyr. Armed with a flawless Aphrodite aesthetic, a wardrobe full of designer clothes, and an invisible, dangerously devoted "Anchor" in her mind feeding her the script, Krystal is ready to rewrite the story. She doesn't need grimoires or Latin, and she definitely doesn't need to play by the rules. But when you hide god-like foresight behind a bright smile and expensive perfume, the town's predators start to notice. From a certain 160-year-old vampire who doesn't know what to do with a girl who cheerfully trauma-dumps and walks away, to the rest of the supernatural elite-everyone wants to figure out the town's newest, untouchable anomaly. The canon timeline doesn't stand a chance. And as for who gets the girl? That's the best part about holding the pen-she hasn't decided yet.

When a mysterious illness begins affecting Rin and his knights-Artemis, Xavier, Romeo, Constantine, Julius, Dax, Della, Oceanus, Zion, and Sito-they are forcibly quarantined in an elegant, isolated manor that doubles as a medical facility. Overseen by the unnervingly composed and charismatic Drystan, the manor operates with flawless precision: every need is anticipated, every movement observed, and every symptom managed before it's spoken. Assigned closely to Rin is Vanitas, a cheerful and attentive Patient Care Coordinator whose care is meticulous, constant... and increasingly suffocating. As the illness lingers, the knights begin to notice subtle restrictions, controlled access to Rin, and a growing sense that their autonomy is quietly being stripped away. What begins as treatment slowly feels like control-and as Rin becomes more compliant under their care, the question emerges: are they being healed, or are they being rewritten?

Jordan Carter was born with a name people respect before they even meet him. At The Ohio State University, everyone knows who he is- the legacy, the reputation, the guy who seems to have his future locked in: Law school. Success. No mistakes. On the court, he's just as untouchable, playing for the love of it, but still drawing a crowd like it means everything. From the outside, Jordan Carter has it all. But what no one sees? The pressure. The expectations. The life that was chosen for him. And the more people watch him...the harder it becomes to figure out who he actually is. written by: browneyed_cutie

Note: this is a fan fiction for the online series spooky month, and I do not own any characters from besides my own Oc's! Also slow story start! ---_______ Alex and Dakota pretty much lived their school years under the radar of the popularity scale, only ever catching others attention on a few occasions. The cousins kept to themselves, not bothering to keep a lot of company other than each other and they were fine with that Their little party of two gets flipped upside down when they get involved with the hatzgang, more or less on accident. With the new turn of events and another poor girl dragged into the group, the six end up figuring out how to navigate the new relationships and in turn, more about the town itself (This story is also on Quotev!)

Captain Tavaia Matovī is a celebrated hero. Leading the elite Phoenix Team, she protects the gleaming nation of Orellia from monstrous Mafu attacks, all under the watchful glow of the Grand Totem. But when a cryptic prophet warns of "old guardians" that still remember, and strange inconsistencies begin appearing in her missions, Tavaia starts to question everything she believes. As doubts grow and hidden truths surface, Tavaia discovers that the safety she fights for may be built on lies - and that an ancient power long forgotten is beginning to awaken inside her. The Fall of Orellia is coming.

An average Wattpad reader winds up in a story―and a sauna. One pair of smoldering eyes and one fire extinguisher later, she has met her male love interest, learned that he's a billionaire mafia werewolf and that she's a millionaire vampire werewolf, and chaos ensues. Will the enemies-to-lovers trope work its magic? Or is she doomed to a failed plot in a story that will forever be left unfinished? Enjoy the insanity. She won't. (But I will complete her story because I'm not that mean of an author.)

Ryland Grace has spent the last 5 years on Erid when a spaceship crash lands. Eridians gather around to see inside and notice a human-like creature, like Grace. Except, this isn't a normal human. Senita, hailing from planet Brindley, lost in space finds herself on Erid among rock-like creatures and one human man. Ryland and Senita, both loners in their own way, find friendship, adventure and something deeper as they journey back to Earth, only to discover Ryland wasn't placed on the Hail Mary by chance ... and that Senita may know far more about Earth's fate and her connection to it than she is letting on.... Ryland Grace x FemOC Alien OC Slow burn ***posting new chapters Monday & Thursday*** FYI - This is still a rough draft so I will go back and update as I have time :) - Feel free to comment and provide feedback!

he's an egotistical and self-centered punk she's an awkward and indecisive mess he's decided to hate her she's sworn to despise him and yet... this is my first story! :D this story uses lowercase! i use switching perspectives(i thought that might be kind of fun to read)! some chapters may be very short; that is a creative choice! slightly ambiguous time period(primarily 2000s-ish, but some elements of 90s and 2010s)! the dynamic is more of a "distaste for one another" than an intense enemy relationship (since they barely know each other at the beginning)! i'm open to constructive criticism and suggestions! :) please note that this story is for fun, and i'm just a high schooler, so my writing may not be up to par! if this story goes well, and i manage to complete it, i may turn this into a series, so stay tuned! :D thank you for giving my story a chance! :)

A mini AU I made on my OC! Basically, Dimitri is my OC in a fictional fantasy world. However, in this AU, he's just a normal 16 year old with no magical abilities whatsoever.

Mo's been best friends with Stiles Stilinski for as long as she can remember. She's seen him at his weirdest, bravest, and most ridiculous - and somehow, he's always been there for her, even when Beacon Hills gets... strange. But after a new supernatural threat emerges, her connection with Stiles begins to change. What starts as another mystery for the two of them to solve turns into something deeper - something neither of them are ready to admit. Original Story only on Wattpad.

I am a cat, and I would like to tell you about my life, from birth to the end. My roommate is human ー unfortunately, not a cat. She believes I'm her pet, but she's wrong. I'm TonTon, a feline philosopher who rules his small kingdom with wit, patience, and dignity. From misunderstanding the "litter pan game" to teaching my human roommate about love, respect, and the art of coexistence, this story traces a fictionalized lifetime shared between two species. Based on the true life of an extraordinary cat, My Roommate Is Not a Cat is a heartwarming Animal Fiction ー a humorous yet deeply moving tale of intelligence, loyalty, and the silent love that never fades.

FOURTEEN-YEAR-OLD Myles Cook is having a rough time. Not only has his mother run off with Jocelyn, her yoga instructor, but Myles and his dad have moved to a tiny rural island on BC's west coast to live in a log cabin. Garcia Island is nothing like Myles' old home in the city; there are no stores, the WiFi is sketchy, and let's face it, the people are strange. There's Clyde, the old guy in the silver airstream trailer who carves erotic demon sculptures, Daisy Archibald, the local coven's high priestess, and Axel Jespersen-a recumbent cyclist and angora goat farmer who is just plain nasty! Finally, there is Norm next door, a man who teaches Myles a little about llamas and a lot about life. Factor in a taxidermy raccoon (Myles' spirit animal?), a first crush, and a whole lot of growing pains, and Myles quickly discovers that truth really is stranger than fiction. But people can be full of surprises, and as the saying goes, you can't always judge a book by its cover. And sometimes, when things are out of your control, the smartest thing you can do is take a deep breath, let go and roll with it. (Well, you can try, right?)

A funzies quick read for people who's days are just okay, and need more life into them! Bao will not let you down! Expect maybe a new chapter once a week if your desperate, :).

Shinobu gets a second chance of life but instead of being a demon slayer, she becomes a strawhat pirate alongside her sister Kanao. Post time skip au (Ace lives because he keeping that promise!) Post canon au (Shinobu and Mitsuri lives!) I DONT own OP nor DS nor pictures!!! *Some manga spoilers* Mature Content/Language

In a world where love isn't always loud... some stories are felt in silence. Four families. Five love stories. And a home filled with chaos, expectations, and unspoken emotions. From shy glances that say everything... to arguments that hide something softer, from love that returns after breaking... to bonds formed out of responsibility- Ishqiya: The Tale of Us is not about perfect people. It's about real ones. Where daughters carry expectations, sons are told to "adjust," and love... learns to exist anyway. Because sometimes, the most beautiful stories aren't about falling in love- they're about staying.

"Master Kariya, are you aware that there are humans who are shipping us together and saying that Ichinose is our son?"

In the ruins of North America, the nation of Panem rules through fear, and the Hunger Games demand their sacrifice. In District 11, just survival means everything to Thalia Barnette. But when her younger sister's name is called at the Reaping, Thalia makes a choice that will haunt her for the rest of her life. Thrown into the arena alongside Thresh Morrowson, Katniss Everdeen, and Peeta Mellark, Thalia must fight not only to survive, but to hold onto the people she refuses to lose. Because in the Hunger Games, compassion can be as dangerous as any weapon. I do not claim any of the characters/storylines that are not OCs. All rights and credits go to Suzanne Collins.