Humor Stories

The Kingdom of the Philippines stands as the jewel of the Estilian Empire, a beacon of prosperity and strength that shimmers through the ages with thriving trade, advanced technology, and unmatched military might. Emerging victorious in its struggle for independence in 1821, the archipelago united under the divine rule of the Estilio dynasty, whose wisdom and courage have long guided its citizens. Now a sprawling empire that extends far beyond the Orient to the reaches of mainland Asia and distant territories, the Kingdom presides over a golden age known as the Pax Filipina. But all golden ages must end, and cracks are beginning to form beneath the surface of its grand facade. Whispers of rebellion, political intrigue, and external threats threaten to unravel the hard-won peace. In the midst of these turbulent times, we follow the story of Anastacio, a sharp-witted but elusive commoner who carries a mysterious past and secrets he dares not share. A chance encounter on the bustling airship docks pulls him into the orbit of the Imperial Princess Sampaguita, a spirited royal burdened by the weight of duty and expectations. As the two navigate a world of towering airships, clanking automata, and political machinations, they find themselves embroiled in events that could decide the fate of the empire. Will Anastacio rise above his past to confront his destiny? Can Sampaguita reconcile her personal desires with the needs of the empire? Together, they must navigate a labyrinth of conspiracies, alliances, and betrayals that could change their very destinies.

Hello, folks! Here is another short story collection, filled with absurd humor, and unpredictable scenarios that catch you off guard! Be immersed in a cartoon like world with crazy characters and such that will will never experience in the real world! If you need a good laugh, then this is for you! ;)

I am a cat, and I would like to tell you about my life - from birth to the end. My roommate is human - unfortunately, not a cat. She believes I'm her pet, but she's wrong. I'm TonTon, a feline philosopher who rules his small kingdom with wit, patience, and dignity. From misunderstanding the "litter pan game" to teaching my human roommate about love, respect, and the art of coexistence, this is the story of a life shared between two very different beings. I did not know then how much she would change my world... or how suddenly everything could be taken away. Based on the true life of an extraordinary cat, My Roommate Is Not a Cat is a heartwarming Animal Fiction - a humorous yet deeply moving tale of intelligence, loyalty, and the silent love that never fades.

- When nine teenagers throw a secret party in a long abandoned house, it doesn't take much to awaken the evil spirit that resides within. Now, it's a fight against time, sealed doors and self-serving classmates to survive. - "You don't think it's funny, how the choice of one angry kid caused the world to end? I certainly do." - After fighting with her best friend, Mia Granger learns that not only has she been disinvited from her birthday party, but the entire plan has changed! Because she's a petty and evil person, her ex-best friend Billie Resting has decided to host her Sweet Sixteen at the abandoned Covenant House, completely ruining the party she and Mia had already planned together! Not to mention that Billie is a boy-stealing backstabber! Well! Mia won't stand for this! She's crashing that party and damn anyone who says otherwise. - Finn's cousin is kind of weird. He's not too caught up on the details, but apparently she got into a fight with her best friend so now he has to supply booze for a party in some creepy abandoned house his uncle owns? Well, it's whatever. He's getting a thousand Knights out of the deal and it's not like he hasn't got his own friends to keep him company. As long as his survivalist, knife-wielding, classmate-possessing mom doesn't show up again, Finn thinks this party might actually turn out well.

Imágenes creadas con Gemini. Todo el guion, historia y desarrolloso de los personajes es creado por mí. La narrativa de los Astro-Rovers fusiona la ciencia ficción retro-futurista, la acción épica y el humor. Sigue las aventuras espaciales de un humano y sus inseparables compañeros caninos, enfrentándose a tiranos galácticos y desastres cómicos provocados por el instinto animal. Ha dejado de ser una historia de supervivencia errante para convertirse en una epopeya de resistencia galáctica, donde el equipo se consolida como el faro de esperanza contra las fuerzas que operan desde el vacío.

ALIENS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD! Well, that's what the narrator of the story thinks as he frantically sees his world being turned upside down by flying metal discs. What makes him more terrified is that the driver of his delivery vehicle - Ben - drives the truck as if there is nothing unusual going on, even though the people around them are going bananas. Can the two escape this utterly terrifying - but more importantly, hilariously ridiculous - journey across town?

Burvington Preparatory Academy of Excellence. Home of the Burlie Boys - the richest, the strongest, and some of the most brilliant minds in all of Great Britain. Four of the most powerful boys (and then some) walk these halls. They do, say, and become whoever they want, without fear of real consequences. Their lives overflow with wealth, splendour, and decadence. That is, until... Geraldine Grey Preparatory Academy of Virtue. Home of the Girlie Girls - New York's richest, wildest, and most elite young ladies of luxury. Seven girls, chosen at random, sent to Burvington for a year abroad. The Burlies and Girlies meet and- Pandemonium utterly erupts Academic anarchy takes flight. Both squads find themselves at the mercy of each other. A war for the ages. That was the plan until- Chilling Oddities start to occur, the air is ominous and secretive. Legends of lore and bloodshed sing melodies and hymns in the night. The moon whispers, mourning for what's yet to come The crunching of branches and leaves, underfoot - They are not alone. Ever. A sleeping Epiphany has awoken from the imperceivable depths of forgotten time Something foul- and dare I say fantastical - is afoot. Only problem is: some of the Burlies and Girlies would rather die than work together, That might just come true. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

ARCANE SERIES Jett Gabriel knows two things about himself: he works hard, and he doesn't get distracted. Both of those things stop being true the night he walks too deep into the Oregon woods and finds a cabin that has no business being there. Inside - a glowing staff. A stranger in the shadows. One moment of reaching for something he shouldn't have touched. The stranger's name is Riyu Calixto. He's twenty years old, white-haired, and powerful in ways Jett doesn't have a framework for yet. He's also denounced by the Arcane Council - the governing body of a magical world running parallel to the one Jett has always known - and currently being hunted by one of their best operatives. The binding that activates when they both touch the staff anchors itself to Jett's world. Which means Riyu has to follow Jett. To class. To the library. To the rooftop where Jett goes when he needs to think. Through every hour of a college student's life that Riyu finds alternately baffling and beneath his dignity. Riyu has opinions about Jett's study habits. Jett has a precise instinct for exactly what gets under Riyu's skin. They bicker about coffee portions and personal space and whether Jett's approach to academic efficiency constitutes a personality flaw. It should be simple. Survive the binding. Find a way to break it. Don't get killed by the hunter closing in from the Realm of Magic. It would be simple, if the staff wasn't hiding something neither of them expected. It wasn't a curse. It never was. Binding Curse is a slow-burn BL fantasy romance with rivals-to-lovers tension, found family, a magic system with actual rules, and two people who are very bad at admitting things.

They always tell you your body is going to change. They don't tell you it's going to manifest a nine-foot-tall, incredibly furry, aggressively unfiltered monster that lives in your closet and screams terrible advice during your science midterms.

Welcome to my Offical Playlist.

In the neon-colored capital planet of Chigu, Karel enters the school believing she has to prove the worthiness of humans to the empire as a whole. However, just as we all think of ourselves as the "main character" of the universe, Karel is not the only new student dealing with this life changing transition. She is joined by Francis, a tall lanky alien dealing with the pressures of living up to his culture's high expectations for him. Also, Nichol, an artful and highly intelligent alien girl whose innate scientific skills fit well with her family's expectations, but conflict with her own personal aspirations. Finally, there is Kenny, the handsome athletic type alien whose flirty and confident exterior is hiding the dread he feels over the role he plays in his culture's competitive examination systems. Oh, and there is a space dog named... Space Dog. He was named by a bunch of 14 year-olds on their first day of school, so not too surprising. I heard one class named theirs "Pupper-nickle." While initially having very little in common, all four must band together to form a detective and mystery club in order to solve the case of Principal Hobbs' attempted assassination. Along the way, they learn how to deal with their own feelings of anxiety about their roles in society, relate to other cultures, understand the international relations of different peoples and civilizations, find love, and try to turn in their report on Earth history on time. Yes, even with an investigation going on, they still have homework to do. They are not raising slackers at this galactic imperial military high school, I will have you know.

he's an egotistical and self-centered punk she's an awkward and indecisive mess he's decided to hate her she's sworn to despise him and yet... this is my first story! :D this story uses lowercase! i use switching perspectives(i thought that might be kind of fun to read)! some chapters may be very short; that is a creative choice! slightly ambiguous time period(primarily 2000s-ish, but some elements of 90s and 2010s)! the dynamic is more of a "distaste for one another" than an intense enemy relationship (since they barely know each other at the beginning)! i'm open to constructive criticism and suggestions! :) please note that this story is for fun, and i'm just a high schooler, so my writing may not be up to par! if this story goes well, and i manage to complete it, i may turn this into a series, so stay tuned! :D thank you for giving my story a chance! :)

After an attempted betrayal by his former business partner, brilliant but emotionally detached CEO Marco is left with nothing but a flash drive of data and a thirst for revenge. Teaming up with the last person he ever expected-his charismatic twin brother and Hollywood actor, Kai-Marco launches a meticulous, multi-phase plan to expose the conspiracy against him. But as the logical and calculating Marco navigates the world of high-stakes corporate espionage, he's forced to rely on the "human element" embodied by his brother and Kai's group of chaotic, unpredictable actor friends. Through their adventure, the story delves into the stark contrast between Marco's need for order and the warmth of human connection, proving that even the most well-laid plans can be complicated by messy friendships, delicious food, and the unbreakable bond of family.

A robbery gone... right? On what seems to be a night like any other, Bex finds herself staring down the barrel of a gun about to be robbed. Junior, the one holding the gun, expects this to be a run of the mill robbery, but gets more than he bargined for. Both of them are seeking solutions to problems that have haunted them for so long, and together, they begin a journey toward new beginnings. ***I am currently on a hiatus while testing, planning, and hopefully getting surgery to fix one of my carpal tunnel ridden hands. I'm hoping to be back by the end of summer 2024. Nevertheless, I will be back at some point to finish the story*** *I'm working on this story in real-time, so it is ongoing for now! :)* *Title might change- I haven't figured that part out yet * Currently ranked: (As of 04/28/24) #2 for unlikelyfriends (out of 605) #10 for Wattpadoriginal (out of 489) #11 for darkcomedy (out of 1000+) #14 for unlikelyromance (out of 866) #32 for Roadtrip (out of 1000+) #39 for mentalillness (out of 1000+)

Tart never wanted to live through a boring adventure. But that hardly matters: he'll go through it anyway. Now he must travel alongside two strange companions, Irana and the Blind Man, on an absurd journey, tedious at times... though with a small crack pulsing underneath it all, as if something were about to break apart.

(During The Events of Almost Got I'm) Poison Ivy relives on how it happened last Halloween, when she was put in the Gotham City dog pound and turned herself into a Chicken.

SS3 is supposed to be her final year-but nothing about it feels final. Between pressure, shifting friendships, and a future that feels too close to ignore, she's just trying to survive school without losing herself. Then there's him-bad timing, complicated feelings, and a connection she can't quite afford. And in a year where everything is changing, she learns the hardest part of growing up isn't passing exams... it's figuring out what (and who) to let go of.

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Elleanor Sinclair liked three things: Music. Quiet. And being left alone. Unfortunately, Noah Mercer arrived determined to ruin at least two of them. Loud, persistent, and carrying a guitar around like an emotional support object, Noah decides that Ellie is the missing pianist his band desperately needs. Ellie wants absolutely nothing to do with him, his chaotic friends, or the increasingly ridiculous rumors spreading around school. But between terrible song choices, after-school rehearsals, and a band somehow held together by pizza, cheap soda, and pure teenage determination, Ellie slowly realizes that Noah's noise is becoming harder to ignore. Especially when making music with him no longer feels loud at all. Lost and Loud in C Major is a musical rom-com about awkward teenagers, messy rehearsals, old songs, and the strange people who slowly become part of your favorite melodies. **Updates every Tuesday and Friday.**

Some people have a plan. Others have 3am thoughts and pretend that counts as a plan. You probably thought you'd have things figured out by now. Some of you might actually have but let's not talk about them right now not what the book is for. The rest of you are here: overthinking a text you already sent, replaying conversations like you're analysing film footage, and turning the simplest situations into full blown internal chaos for no reason whatsoever. Normal behaviour, apparently. No one gave you the script. Not for friendships. Not for school. Not for growing up. Not for whatever this phase of life is supposed to be. So most of us are just improvising and hoping nobody notices. This book is a collection of: Decisions that made sense at the time (but didn't) Thoughts that show up at the worst possible moments Situations that are either hilarious, embarrassing, or both at the same time And the kind of overthinking that should honestly come with a warning label If you've ever felt like everyone else got the instructions and you got a blank page... yeah. You're in the right place.