Garlicbread Stories

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(A story inspired by a random thing I saw on Pinterest) In order to prove his total and utter straightness to his friends, Carter Fleet decides to take on their stupid dare of getting into a girl sleepover. Because it's what straight guys do? Honestly, Carter didn't really get it either, but hey, he'd win 50 bucks, so why the fuck not? After committing to four whole years of pretending to be gay and still not getting invited to the infamous sleepover, Carter takes his act one step further. He gets himself a boyfriend. But, like, in a totally straight, non-homosexual way.

[ 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗠𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦. ] • 𝑮𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒄 𝑩𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅 :3

some garlic bread stories

garlic foods mixed with your five favorite boys

Trigger warning; This story contains suicide and rape, as well as bullying and mentions of bulimia and anorexia Mina : 15 : Bristol She was the 'victim' Megan: 15 : Bristol She was the 'reason' Sam : 16 : Bristol He was the 'cause' Jessica : 15 : Bristol She knows the truth. ~disclaimer~ This story is purely fictional . Any relations to people living or dead is purely coincidental . Any relations to other people's work is purely coincidental too. This is an original story .

one shots about garlic bread and cake

Average people, writing an average book, about semi-average-nerdy people. :)))

A garlic bread cult for people who like garlic bread.

Well.. is about a high school theater tech that is bitten by another tech who turns out to be vampire

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive. You did come back different. Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances. Well, Adam, today we are men. We are! Bee-men. Amen! Hallelujah! shrekxreaderxbakugoxdrphil that has nothing to do with the bee movie

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Jeremy, down on his luck, goes to a seafood restaurant and encounters Shrimp Christ. Various shrimpy adventures ensue as they go on a quest to punch God.

7 girls unexpectedly meet over snapchat and start talking everyday with an obsession for garlic bread and a strange toe fetish what will happen to this unlikely friendship group read the story to see what happens next xoxo

UPDATE MAY 7: hey it's back up folks!!! sorry it was down, had a minor crisis and took all my stories down and stuff (you may have noticed the temporary lack of name and description too). but it's back! highest ranking: #2 in bye lol that was a joke it wasnt funny i find it kind of sad how this has over 2K reads... there is so little rep that this is what you can find 🥴 but also... thanks i guess XD okay so this is suddenly being added to reading lists and tbh pretty flattered so hope you all enjoy this mess gjofljdhk

Benjamin's depressing Christmas celebration is interrupted by an unexpected visitor, leading him to become the hero we needed! This is one of the few stories I'll be writing in english. There will probably be a lot o mistakes in this abomination. I'd like to add that most of this shit was written at 2 AM during the impact of stress caused by deadlines and an existential crisis. Not that it justifies anything, but I figured it should be addressed. Have fun.

Read the misadventures of Naomi complaning how sad she is! As she feels like crying her eyes out she just can't! Oh and there was an old story i made up above those things about Garlic bread. Read if you want. And there it goes complaning.

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