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The War Of Two Turnips And A Cucum...by Jan Karlsson
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1193120When a strange old woman comes to the village of Little Plimpton, her arrival sparks a conflict that could bring the entire population to the brink of war. And by 'war'...
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The Possible Memoirs of A. Rowland...by mr b4nks301
301A. Rowland Chisholm recounts a time in the late 1980s when he dropped out of a posh English private school and embraced the hedonistic lifestyle of the working-class rav...
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Why Am I Always Tired?by The Search Surgeon5221
5221So... I was staring blankly at my computer screen and was wondering what I write for my first ever story on Wattpad. Of course it needed to be something that people woul...
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The Yorkshire Biryaniby VikramRaghavan4926
4926Imagine your hometown with a plethora of colours, having the most diverse people, a multitude of languages, religions, mindsets and gods. One word immediately pops up in...
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Nothing to Write Aboutby 201
201A really awful writer from London suffers from writer's block and ends up going abroad to get inspiration.
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An Absurd Story About UK/US Politi...by 201
201Britain and America's special relationship falls out. Downing Street's secret department, The Department, copes with this mess.
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Another Absurd Story Written for A...by 201
201A man doing a survey finds something lurking beyond the surface, as he ventures into Britain's political underworld.
This was written at the time when Boris Johnson was...
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Sh.t Found on Marsby Nerves of the Universe4301
4301"It certainly looks like, with our latest discovery, there is no doubt left that once, the Mars was shitted on too."