BIGG BOSS

By KartikKiChic

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The much loved show,BIGG BOSS is a reality show,where the much loved Bollywood celebrities show their real si... More

.BIGG BOSS.
. The Premiere night . (part 1)
.Premiere Night. (part 2)
. Rules & Regulations.
.Aabaad Ya Barbaad.
.Seniors.
.HINT.
.Jo Jeeta Wahi Captain Ki Race Mai .
.HiNt.
Captain Kaun Banega?
.hInT.
.JAIL Kaun Jaayega?.
.Weekend Ka Vaar.
.Weekend Ka Vaar.
.HINT.
.Sacrifice Karoge Toh Hi Bachoge.
Hint...
.Ye Tune Kya Kiya?.
.HINT.
.ChorPolice.
.hinttttttt.
.hint.
.Kaun Hai Ghar Ka Naya Captain?.
.Weekend Ka Vaar.
.Weekend Ka Vaar.
.Nominations.
.continuation of Nomination.
.hint.
.Disha Ke Haath Mai Power?.
.hint.
.Mere Samne Wali Khidki Pe.
.HinT
.Captaincy Race.
.hint.
.kaun hai winner?.
hint.....
Author's Note
.note.
.Kaun Hai Captain .
.Weekend Ka Vaar.
.weekend Ka Vaar.
hint..........
.Dushmani?.
.hint.
.Naraazgi.
hint.
.Strategies.
hint
...
.Kaun Kitne Paani Mai.
hint

.Mujhe Aaj Neend Nahi Aayegi.

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By KartikKiChic

.THURSDAY.
8:30AM
MORNING SONG
ALL THE CONTESTANTS ARE DANCING

Kartik: good morning peeps
Ranbir: bhumi ji
Bhumi:haan ji
Ranbir: yes rocket maare saiyaan last kya matalb hota hai?
Alia: tumhe jaane mai itna uksukhta kyon ho rahi hai
Varun: alia meri Haan, uksukta jaane se nahi , Karne se prapt hoti hai
Sara:chee yaar, subah subah hi tum log chalu ho jaate ho
Kartik: hum toh uthe hi chalu ho jaate hai, aap late hai  
Bhumi: Ranbir rocket ka matalb tumhe jo samaj na hai tum woh samaj sakte ho
Ranbir: nahi, par mujhe toh aapse hi jaana hai
Vicky: mai bata deta hoon, usse jaan ke tum kya karloge
Kartik: toh Vicky tum se bhi jaanke wow kya karega
Ananya: guys can we stop this discussion
Karan: why do u wanna stop it?
Ananya: heyy bhagwan

(Later after breakfast,all the contestants are in the lawn)

Biggboss: hum ab kal ka kaarya ko resume kar rahe hai....agle buzzer se kaarya shuru ho jaayega.
Neha: ok biggboss

(Buzzer plays)
(In the jail)

Pankaj: kartik , naahoge toh tum bilkul nahi.
Kartik:sir aap meri taang kyun kheech rahe hai?
Pankaj: aap kuch bhi kaho, baat toh Maine bilkul sacchi kahin hai

Ranbir:  maine disha ke shoes upar wale cabinet mai chupa ke rakha hai
Ishaan tu jaa aur chupke se leke aaja
Ishaan: mai tereko bohut khaali  peeli dikhta hoon kya? Jaake khud kar
Ranbir: tu saachi mai na bohut hi bada .....
Ishaan: bohut h?i bada kya? Arre bolna? Chup kyun hai
Ranbir: mai there jaise tucche lukhe lafanga type ke logon se nahi baat karta...chal nikal

(Ranbir secretly goes and without anyone noticing, he keeps disha's shoes in the storeroom)

Disha: oh my fu*kin a**
Ranbir: disha its a task
Disha: oh please!  Alia ka joota kyon nahi daala? 
Ranbir: woh meri marzi hai! Tum mujhe koi nahi hoti ho batane wali ki kya ya kiska daalna chahiye
Disha: accha agar aisi baat hai toh jaa jaake alia ki chaat na saala, oops tu toh alia ki chod sabki chaat  ta haina?
Alia: Ranbir come let's go, iske muh mat lag
Ranbir: aisi neech jaayil aurat ke much bhi kaun lagega...bitc*
Disha: beta tu jail mai toh jaayega, aur mai daal ke hi rahungi

Pankaj: ghar mai itna bada hungama ho Gaya hai disha aur Ranbir ke beech mai , aur yahan pe  kartik ji bade hi mazze se apne hath ko taad rahe hai

Karan: guys I can't participate in this task!
Kartik: aap kya sathiyaa gaye ho? Matalb dimag kahan tel  lane Gaya hai?
Janhvi: ok good
Neha: amazing,  isse acchi baat hogi hi kya?
Varun: Karan tum kya phook ke aaye ho?

Biggboss: biggboss chahte hai ki Karan ko abhi ke abhi jail mai daala Jaiye. Jo insaan ko kaarya ki hi kadar nahi hai woh iss show ka kya hi kadar karega?
Karan: biggboss  aap galat samaj rahe hai. Aisa kuch nahi hai

(Meanwhile disha and Neha catch ishaan stealing Sara's accessories )

Neha:arre o beta ji
Disha:arre o babu ji
Neha: kismat ki hawa kabhi garam, kabhi naram kabhi garam
Disha:Kabhi naram naram...
Ishaan: Chaliye, le jaaiye mujhe meri Asli Jagah.

(Rhea locks Ishaan and Karan in the jail)

Sara: yeh varun ko pakdna padega nahim toh hum hi kangaal ho jaayenge
R

hea: meri toh aadhi se bhi zyaada cheezain woh  chura Chuka hai
Alia : yeh kaam aap mere pe chod do
Neha: are u sure?
Alia: haan ji, mai  toh usse Ranbir se bhi zyaada  acche tarike se   jaanti hoon,  tum log na bas sanju aur kamli ko pakdo. 

Ranbir: guys ab hum teen hi baache hai ! We can do this
Varun : mai nazar rakhta hoon aur tum dono  jao churao.

(Later alia and varun in the bedroom)

Alia: varun sunn, I have a deal
Varun: and what makes u think that I will be interested in ur stupid sa  deal?
Alia: why won't u be interested as there's a benefit for u as well as for us
Varun : chal bol
Alia: dekh agar tu humari help karta hai Ranbir aur vicky ko jail mai daalne ke liye toh hum Tereko agle nominations mai nominate nahi karenge.
Varun: aah! Maina yeh deal accept karlunga agar aap log mujhe agle hafte captain banaoge aur iss agle  ke nomination se bachoge.
Alia :ok deal
Varun: ok mai dono sanju aur kamli ko jail mai phasaata hoon.

Varun: guys abhi jaake chori Karo, koi nahi hai dressing area mai
Ranbir: kamli let's go
Vicky:Ni main Kamli Kamli
Ni main kamli kamli
Ni main Kamli Kamli mere yaar di
Ranbir: abe o aashiq ab chalega Bhi?

(They steal neha's watches and janhvi's heels as soon as they try to escape Disha catches Ranbir,  Janhvi catches vicky and alia catches varun and they put all of them in the jail.)

Kartik: hum kya itne  nikambe hai kya? Jo saare ke saare jail mai aagaye? 
Bhumi:chintu ji, ladke hote hi hain nikambe.
Pankaj: tumhe kahe itna pharak padege? Tum apne handbite ke saath khush raho

Biggboss: biggboss bohut saari badhiyaan ek aur baar ladkiyan ko deti hain jinhone  police ka roop bade hi acche hi Roop se banaya....ab hum jiti hui team se kinhi do ladkiyaan ka naam jaana chahegi. Jo captain bane ke haqdaar hai
Alia: ji biggboss

(The girls discussed about 5 mins)

B

humi: biggboss,  hum log Disha aur Rhea ka naam dena chahege. Iss captaincy ke liye.

(Later in the night
Around 3 pm)

As Varun Kartik and  Vicky are scared of ghosts the girls try to play  prank a prank on them. Alia Karan Sara janhvi Neha disha pankaj ji are sleep walking in the night with their wide eyes opened. Meanwhile Bhumi acts like a possessed women.

Varun:k k  k k k  kartik
Kartik:mmmhhh bol mere Shahrukh khan
Vicky: guysssss yeh log ko raat mai aise kyun chal rahe hai?
Kartik: biggboss darwaza kholo
Varun: biggboss mujhe ghar jaana hai

Ranbir (in a creepy tone ): twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are?
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky…
Vicky:  yeh biggboss hi haina? Mai yahan nahi rahoonga.
Kartik: guys breath in.....breath our
Varun: shut up kartik! Yahan pe humari
Maa behan ho rakhi hai
Vicky:aur tu toh bada yogi ban raha hai

Bhumi: DURGAMATI HOON MAI!
PEHLE SABKA HISAAB LOONGI,
TAB TAK NAA TOH MAI JAAUNGI
NAA KISE JAANE DOONGI.
Varun:aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kartik:bhaagoooooooooooooooo
Vicky: biggboss darwaza kholo naaa
Varun: Vicky tu kyun darr raha hai? Tune toh picture bhi ki hai bhooton wali
Vicky: toh aisa kaun si kitaab mai likha hai ki jo log bhooton ki picture karte hai unhe bhooton se darr nahi lagta
Kartik: biggboss agar aapne darwaza nahin khola toh mai yeh darwazq tod doonga
Sara: oh bahubali !
Kartik:aaaaahhhh
Varun : bhoot bol raha hai!!! Yahan se bhago
Alia:oh paagalo  yeh bhoot nahi hum log hai
Bhumi: mai durgamati nahi bhumi bol Rahin hoon
Vicky: guys fu*k u
Janhvi:it was a prank.
Kartik: tum logon ne meri chain ki neend udda di hai.
Varun: ab hum log life long kaise soyenge
Ranbir:Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are?
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky…
Kartik:yeh toh abhi bhi character mai hai
Pankaj: chalo chalo ab sab so jao
Varum: MUMMY KASAM! MAI TOH GAYA DIE.
Kartik: mai toh sona hi bhool chuka hoon  .....itna San kuch dekhne ke baad hum sab ko neend kya khaak aayegi?

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Hope u guys loved today's chapter?
And please please vote for ur fav nominated contestants

Ranbir kapoor
.Bhumi Pendekar
.Ishaan khaater
.Pankaj Tripathi
.Janhvi kapoor
.Neha kakkar

  


 

  

 

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