Salman : toh welcome back to weekend ka vaar with Salman kal ke chapter mai maine kuch contestants ki acche se bajai thi , ab pata nahi mujhe ki unpe uss daant ka kitna asar pada hai par abhi bhi hai aise kuch contestants jinhe mujhe sahi aur galat batana padega ...toh chaliye mai aapko ghar ke andar le chalta hoon ...
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. Bois' OOTD .
Salman: hi guys, aaj toh mai seedha mudde pe aata hoon , toh sabse pehle mujhe batao ki kaun kaun nominated hai? Ranbir: ah sir, Bhumi, Ishaan , jhanvi, Neha aur Mai bhi nominated hoon Bhumi: ji sir Salman: disha mujhe aap ek cheez batao Disha: sure sir please ask me Vicky: angrezi bhasha ka mat apiyog kariye Disha: I will, what will u do, no one asked for ur opinion Salman: disha, aap please angrezi bhasha use na kare. Disha: ji Salman sir Salman: toh mudde pe aate hai, iss ghar mai ek word bohut use ho rahe hai aaj kal "Aukaat" Disha: sir mujhe nahi maloom par yeh log apne aap ko kya samjhe te hai Ranbir: disha ji aukaat ki baat toh aapne hi shuru ki thi Disha: and aap kaun hote hai mujhe batane wale ki maine iski shuruwat ki thi Alia: he's Ranbir kapoor Salman: ok guys listen to me, and this is for everyone , Ranbir rhea kartik varun Vicky and baaki sabhi log bhi yeh baat sunnege Neha: ok sir Salman: aap sab log kitne saal se yeh industry mai? Kartik: 10 ya 12 saal se toh hoon Varun: 13 14 saal se toh hoon Sara: 3 ya 4 saal se Ananya: 2 saal shayad se Salman: mai almost 25 saal se hoon , toh iska matlab hota hai ki mere paas aap logon se bhi zyaada experience hai haina? Ishaan: yes Salman sir Salman: inn sab cheezon ke baad bhi, kya mujhe apni aukaat aapko dikhani chahiye? Chahe aap jitna bhi bade aadmi ya aurat ban jao, yeh jahaan aisa jahaan hai na ki aap logon ko yeh ek din aisa gira yega, ki wahan se uthna bohut hi mushkil hoga par aapko haar nahi maarni hai , wahi cheez aapko mazzboot banayegi . Rhea: sir , mai kuch bhi karu chahe sahi karu ya galat karu , yeh log humesha mujhe meri past ki yaad dila hi denge. Aur phir kehte ki u should move on, par yeh log hi mujhe move on karne hi nahi dete. Salman: dekho har ek insaan ka kuch na kuch past hota hi hai, mera bhi tha , aap jaisa hi kuch, logon ka kaam hota hai kehna, ab aapke upar hai ki aapko kya sunna hai aur kya ignore karna hai. Aur kisi ka koi haq nahi banta hai ki woh aapko judge kare..... is that clear for everyone? I am pretty sure ki NCB is doing there work very finely. Rhea: thank u sir Salman : par rhea, aap bhi koi dood ki dhuli nahi ho, aapke upar mai aaugaa, thori der mai. Neha: Salman sir, mujhe aapse ek shikayat hai Salman: toh Neha aap ho ghar mai? Kyunki aapko toh hume binoculars se khojna padta hai Neha: par sir mai hoon Salman: Neha aap toh chaubeez ghanta gaati rehti ho, ab Neha yeh rk reality show hai....singing show nahi . Indian idol nahi chal raha hai....game pe focus karo. Neha: accha theeke sir, I will work on myself. Salman: Neha, agar tumhe ek mauka milta toh tum kis ko bachati? Neha: sir Ranbir ko , kyunki mujhe woh accha lagta hai Ranbir: oh ok thank u Salman: toh theeke hum bas aapke liye Ranbir ko save kar dete hai. Ranbir aap safe ho. Ranbir: thank u sir, thank u Nehaaaaa Salman: toh chalo ab ek aur main mudde pe aate hai. Varun aur kartik Iss statements ka kya matalb hota hai? Mujhe jawaab chahiye 1.Karan tum kya phook ke aaye ho?" 2.tu kya bahar se ganja phook ke aayi hai?" Varun: sir yeh pehla statement maine bola tha par woh Mazzak Mazzak mai bola tha , ahh sir mai Karan ko kabhi aisa cheez nahi bolunga...mai bas mazzak kar raha tha. Salman: varun, yeh aapko pata hai ki yeh mazzak tha, Karan ko bhi laga ki yeh mazaak tha par mujhe aur wattpad ke readers ko kaise pata chalega ki yeh mazzak tha, aur toh aur aisa level ka mazzak aapko kya kisiko bhi shobha nahi deti hai. Varun: ji sir.... Kartik: sir iss pe mai kya hi explanation doon kyunki mai bhi andar se jaanta hoon ki maine galat baat boli hai rhea ji ko aur Mai iss ke liye maafi maagta hoon Salman: moving on galti accept karna ke bohut badi baat hoti hai ,good job ... Sara aap kaisi ho Sara: ahh sir, I am fine Salman: aur aapki pau pe jo chot lagi thi woh kaisi hai? Sara: ahh sir woh zara chota sa chot hai Inshallah, jaldi hi theek ho jaayegi . Salman: sara mujhe baitaiye ki aapko yeh chot kaise lagi Sara: sir woh actually rhea bartan maanj rahi thi aur usse humare ghar ki sadsya jaise ananya ishaan n alia n aur naa jaane kaun kaun ched rahe the...aur uske haath se galti se glass choot gaya, aur mere pau pe gir gaya. Rhea: aur toh aur sir Sara ko chod kar baaki pura ghar mere against hogaya. Salman: rhea ji , aapke against poora ghar isliye hua kyunki aap sabko provoke karti ho....maanta hoon ki aapse woh glass shayad galti se gira hoga par kya aapne Sara se ek baar bhi maafi maangi? Woh toh uski acchai hai ki usne aapko maaf kardiya Kartik: sir yeh rhea, itna provokation karti haina ki aap kuch naa kuch galt hi bol doge.. Salman: maanta hoon ki kartik aapki issmai koi galti nahi thi, aap bas Sara ko protect karna chahte the par aapne jo shabd isstemaal kiye , woh bohurmt hi zyaada galat tha. "aeeee, bohut ho gaya tere, saali tab se mai chup baitha hoon, aur tu tabse apni kauwe (crow ) jaisi aawaz se kau kau kar rahi hai, teri aukat na aaj poori wattpad ne dekh li hai" "nihayiti batmeez ghantiya aurat ho" Kartik : sir mai tab bohut hi zyaada frustrated tha....matlab mera dimaag shayad kaam hi nahi kar raha tha. I am sorry sir Salman: kartik, aap jab accha jaate ho tab mai aapki taarif karta hoon par jab aap galat jaate ho toh mera bhi farz banta hai ki mai aapko guide karu. Aur yeh baat sirf kartik ke liye nahi poore ghar ke liye hai. Varun: ji bhai. Pankaj: haan ji khan sahab. Salman: aur Sara ek aur baat jab aapki koi help kar raha hota haina toh aap usse thank u kahoge naa ki get lost ya mujhe aapki sympathy nahi chahegi...kartik aapko bade pyaar se leke aaya tha , aur woh hum sabne dekha hai. Sara: sir mai iss baat ka dhyaan rakhungi. Salman: toh chaliye aaj ke din ka sabse important mudda pe aate hai ki aaj kaun evict hone wala hai Bhumi: sir ab bata bhi dijiye na... Salman: aree durgamati ji ,aapne toh puri wattpad ki janta ka host uda diya hai...toh iss liye hum aapko safe kar dete hai. Bhumi: thank u sir Salman: theek hum ab aapka zyaada time waste nahi karte toh ananya aap bahar aa jao Ananaya: par sir mai nominated nahi hoon Salman: oh achha achha koi baat nahi jaldi hi ho Jaogi... Ananaya: sir aisa mat boliye Salman: toh iss season ki pehli ya pehla contestant jo aaj beghar ho raha ya rahi hai woh hai ananya ke bagal mai baithe hue ishaan...............ishaan ki costar Jhanvi. Jhanvi aap please aa jaiye bahar Jhanvi: ji Salman sir, thank u guys it was amazing with u...I will miss u guys and especially this house. .........................................................................
Toh iss ke saath saath Janhvi Kapoor beghar hoti hai ghar se....par yeh show toh jaali rehgaa......toh isske saath hum aapko Monday milte hai Monday matlab nomination kaarya ka din.
