BIGG BOSS

.kaun hai winner?.

Sara: varun tum mujhe kab tak band karke rakhoge?
Varun: aakhri dum tak
Sara: mai udne ke liye bani hoon, ked hone ke liye nahi
Varun: agar udna  tha, toh bahaar kyun nahi udi uske saath? Task ke liye kar rahi hona?
Sara: shut up varun, don't u dare talk to me like that
Varun: bahaar hogi rajkumari tum, yeh biggboss hai..sab ek samaan hai
Bhumi: kyu chila rahi ho Sara
Sara: bhumi please stay out of it
Varun: kyun sach sunna itna kadwa lagta hai tumhe?
Sara: aage jao aurto se baat karne ki tameez  seekh ke aao
Vicky:guys guys calm
Sara: shut the fuck up
Karan: sara, don't abuse here
Sara: varun tameez se baat kar mujhe se
Varun:  tameez ki na mai batti bana kar bahar phek doonga
Sara: batti ke  saath saath  apne aur apne kachre dimaag ko bhi bhar phek de
Varun:aukaat mai reh, sach sunne ki aadat daal le
Sara: jab khudki aukaat hi nahi hai toh mujhe kya sikhayega?
Alia: tu badi shikshika (Teacher)  hai
Sara:haan aa gayi teri chamchi
Ranbir: alia, why are u jumping in the conversation?
Sara: akele bolne ki himmat rakh, aagaya poori paltan leke
Bhumi: sara will u shut up
Sara:don't u tell me to shut up bitch
Pankaj: chup ho jao sabke saath
Jiske baare mai baat ho rahi hai, wahi nahi hai ....kahaan hai woh ?
ananya:he's having a shower
Pankaj: wah hum sab yahan gala phad phad ke chila rahe hai......aur nawabzaade aaram se naha rahe hai
Rhea: nalla kahin ka
Pankaj:aee tum jao jaakar jaadu pocha karo
Ranbir: wahi tumhari jagah hai ...hahaha
Alia: ranbir say sorry to her
Ranbir: tu chup re, tujhe kuch maloom nahi hai

(Later in the evening)

 
Kartik: kya hua sabko,sab itne gusse mai kyun hai
Rhea:ulta chor kotwaal ko daate
Alia: sab tumhari wajah se gussa hai
Kartik:par mai toh naha raha tha
Alia: iss liye toh sab tumse gussa hai
Kartik: heh
Pankaj ji: oh tubelight, idhar aao
Kartik: arre Sara tum roh kyun rahi ho?
Sara: kyunki mujhe rona aa raha hai, mujhe aasoono ka phone aaya tha, bol rahe the ki mai role Wali hoon
Kartik: mai kya kar sakta hoon tumhe chup karane ke liye?
Sara: yahan se bas chale jao

Kartik: vaarunnnn
Varun: tujhe pata hai ki tu bohut gadha hai
Kartik: bhai maine kiya kya tha?
Varun: wahi toh problem hai ki tune kuch kiya hi nahi hai
Kartik: mai toh naha raha tha
Varun: dimaag mai jo kachra bhara hua tha na, usse saaf kiya na

Kartik: yaar jabse mai naha kar aaya hoon tab se mai gaali kha raha hoon
Koi get out bol raha hai, koi bad dimaag bol raha hai, koi tubelight bula raha hai
Mai matalb kya karu? Mar jau?
Twada kutta tommy, sadda kutta kutta?

(Later in the night)

Sara: side ho
Kartik: heh?aap mujhe se baat kar rahi hai?
Sara:haan mere aashiq
Kartik: aashiq...mai yahin pe Mar jaana hai....aisa mat kaho
Sara: toh kya bulau? Khajvi?
Kartik: sara tum aur mai ek hi bistar mai ....soch ke hi sharm aa rahi hai
Sara:hum waise kuch nahi karne wale hai
Kartik:kyun?
Sara:dimag kya ghar par rakj ke aaye ho
Kartik:shush!
Varun:yeh kya aawaze aa rahe hai
Bhumi: varun, Kitna kharate Marta hai
Varun: haan mujhe karate aata hai
Vicky:oh paagal usne kharaate kahan
Varun: tu chup re dhakan
Pankaj: sab log chup chap so jao
Sara:uff ...ab toh haath mere muh se hathao
Kartik : haan
Sara:blanket ke niche aao
Kartik:sara yeh bohur shady lagega
Sara:par task hai
Kartik: toh insaan bhi toh hai hum?
Sara: tu toh shakal aur harkato se pakka janwaar hai
Kartik:chup re....Kitna bak bak karti hai
Sara:accha ji
Kartik: haan be

(Sara and kartik click pics under the blanket)

(Next morning )
MORNING: 8:30 AM
DAY:18

Bhumi: aaj toh mai nachungi jamke rhea:kyun tere chacha ki shaadi hai
Bhumi:haan hai ,ab bol
Rhea: bakwaas mai mat lad
Bhumi:pehli baat bakwaas karne ki aadat teri hai....woh tera department hai
Ranbir:subah suabh chain nahi hai
Alia:chain aur yahan pe.....(laughs)
Ananya: alia paagal ho gayi hai kya
Alia:haan woh mere mai na tera bhoot aa gaya hai
Ananya: shut up ok

(Later in the afternoon)

Biggboss: kaarya Mere samne ke khidki ab sampt hoti hai....aur iss kaarya ke winner sanchalan batayegi.
Neha: sir iss kaarya ke winner Kartik aur Sara hain....unhone poore 4 clear pics kheeche hai
Biggboss :badhai ho kartik aur Sara.
Varun:badhai ho badhai ho ab toh Biggboss ne bhi keh diya
Pankaj: dono sukhi aur khush rehna,mera aashirwaad tum dono ke saath humesha hai
Bhumi:party kab de rahe ho?
Sara:kya yaar tum log bhi....
Kartik : matalb kuch bhi
Ranbir:hum kuch bhi toh tujhe karna chahiye tha raat mai....
Alia:ranbir yaar chi
Sara:sambhalo alia isse
Rhea: bigde hue ko aur Kitna bigado ge?
Kartik:aree mendak bhi kuch kehna chah rahi hai
Vicky: mujhe laga tha ki medak bas tar tar karta hai.
Sara:haan par yeh khaas mendak hai  jo bas bak bak karti hai
Rhea:atleast mai khaas toh hoon...tum logon ke tarah cheap nahi
Bhumi: agar hum cheap hai toh aap kya kachra ho dustbin se nikla hua?
Rhea:chup re bail ....Kitna khaati hai tu moti
Karan:guysssss shut upppppp
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