BIGG BOSS

.Jo Jeeta Wahi Captain Ki Race Mai .

.WEDNESDAY.
RAAT 1:00

Biggboss: bigg boss chahte hai ki aap sabhi contestant swagat kariye aap logon ke seniors ka Asim Shenazz and Siddharth ka
Kartik:mai gaya kaam se
Rhea:chalo ab toh kuch tagada completion hoga
Siddharth:heyyyyy guys
Asim:aap log kaise ho, sab log bohut accha khel rahe ho
Shenazz:hi kartik, aap kaise ho
Bhumi:shenazz yaar, aap kartik ki taraf biased nahi ho sakti
Kartik: bhuni yaar!
Varun: this is not fair...shenaaz Siddharth aur Asim ji mujhe aap logo ka dil jeetne ke liye kya kya karna padega?
Sara:batao na plz hum aapka dil kaise jeete?
Shenazz: ohhh sidharth, chal ab bata bhi de yaar inko
Asim: nahi yaar, kal subah batayenge
Bas aap sabhi log ye yaad rakhlo
Pankaj :kya bolo naa
Siddharth: ki hum jo bhi aadesh denge,aapko koshish karna hai ki aap woh kaarya poora kare.
Ranbir:agar hume nahi karna hai toh
Shenazz:toh phir aap marks cut hote jaayenge...hum jo bhi bolenge aap ko woh sab karna padega
Siddharth: humara pehla aadesh hai ki aap sabhi log so jaaye kyunki raat bohut ho chuki hai
Asim:sab soyenge par ishaan aap so sakte ho par ananya ke saath nahi
Ananya: hain??
Ishaan:abhi se hi torture chalu
Pankaj: beta tum jaake rhea ke saath so jao
Ishaan:torture ke baad ab murder bhi?
Vicky: ishaan u can sleep with me
Janhvi: dostaana 4
Sara: dostaana 3? Kahan gaya?
Varun:its already booked madam
Neha:bhala yeh kab hua?
Kartik: dostana 3 :starring varun Dhawan kartik aaryan and
Varun:and......
Kartik:and.......
Neha:and?
Varun:that's a suprise....
Kartik: haan haan ...that's a suprise
Asim:chalo sab jaake sojao

WEDNESDAY
8:30AM
MORNING SONG

Kartik:good morning guyssss
Varun:good morning Kartik
Neha:abhi se hi kya dostaana chalu ?
Kartik: arre tumhe abhi pata chala...yeh toh bohut pehle se hi tha
Rhea: haan, tabhi toh tumhe sara ne chodiya.
Kartik: rhea, u have a gutter mouth
Varun: Kartik dont react....
Kartik: u make me feel disgusting.. gutter mouth
Rhea: kartik baby gussa ho gaya, baby aapki mumma kahan hai
Kartik: rhea, tu ladki ke naam pe kalank hai...chal nikal
Neha:control ur language
Varun: kartik, sunn she Wants the camera to be on her .....and tum who exactly kar rahe ho...she just wants ur attention..mat de uss nikammi ko
Kartik:kal se saali mere peeche paddi hui hai

(Later at the breakfast table)

Asim: ranbir mai chahta hoon ki aaj
Aap poore din sirf alia ko sorry bole rahenge jabhi bhi aap unse baat kar rahe ho honge
Ranbir:whattttt, mai usse sorry kyon bolu? Galti uski thi
Varun:kitna ego hai
Ranbir: ok fine.
Shenaaz :kartik mai chahti hoon ki aap mere ko massage kare
Kartik:jo hukum mere aakan
Siddharth: bhumi aur jhanvi mai chahta hoon ki aap dono ek doosre roast karo.
Pankaj: Siddharth ji, aal inn dono ke beech aag laga rahe ho...
Siddharth: nazar aapki bohut tez hai
Janhvi: bhumi, bhumi ka matlab hota hai ki down to earth....jo aap bilkul bhi nahi hai
Bhumi:waah! Toh ab mujhe aap batao ge ki down to earth kaise rehte hai? Jo khud prada gucci balenciaga Fendi se shopping karti hai ....pehle jaa aur jaake acting seekhle
Vicky: ooooooooooooohhhhhh
Karan:aaj toh bhai ladkiyon ne aag laga diya hai...go Janhvi and bhumi
Janhvi: aapne na jaane kitne surgeries karaye honge apne weight loss ke liye...tabhi toh itni patli aur fake ho.
Bhumi:hahaha.....surgeries ke baatein bhi kaun kar raha hai ....haha matalb jab queen of surgeries JANHVI KAPOOR ki Rani mere saamne khadi hai ...jinhone apne hothon ki surgery karai hai...aur na jaane kya kya cheezon ki toh meri body ka surgery iss ke saamne toh kuch bhi nahi hai...aur agar mai fake hoon! Toh phir aap kya ho?
Siddharth: bas bas....aur continue karoge toh phir tum log toh ek doosre ko kacha kha hi jaoge

(Meanwhile shenazz and kartik)

Shenaaz: unko aaram se jhagad ne do
Mai yahan aaram se maze leti hoon
Kartik, ek baat batao aisa kya hua tha,tumhare aur sara ke beech mai?
Kartik:ab mai aapko isske baare mai kya hi batau....
Shenaaz: dekho tum kuch bhi karo mai toh iss ki vajah jaan ke hi rahugi ...
Kartik: jo tha, sab khatam ho chuka hai
Mai bhi move on kar chuka hoon
Shenazz: chal jhoota, move on kar chuka hai toh phir Instagram pe sartik pages ko follow kyu karta hai?
Kartik: arre aapka massage time Khatam ho chuka hai...ab mai jaa raha hoon

Later in the evening

Asim: heyyy beautiful
Sara:aap senior ho
Asim:aisa kahin likha toh nahin hai ki ek senior junior ke saath flirt nahi kar sakta
Sara:khullam khulla flirt? I am quite surprised....humne toh sunna hai ki aapki ek girlfriend hai Himamshi?
Asim: arre yaar Himanshi ghar ke baahar hai par aap toh ghar ke andar hai na
Sara:achha ji
Asim:haan ji

(Later in the evening
All the contestants as well as the seniors in the living room)

Biggboss: bigboss chahte hai ki aaj iss season ki pehli captaincy ki race hai. Aur hum sabhi se anirodh ki yeh karya jo hai woh sirf aur sirf SENIORS le liye hai.
Shenazz: biggboss humara season toh khatam ho gaya hai, hum bhi task karenge kya....ab karna hi padegaa paise mile hai jo ......toh ab bhukto

Biggboss: karan, aap please storeroom mai jaake chitti leke aaiye
Karan: ji bigg boss

Karan: yeh karya jo hai woh sirf aur sirf SENIORS ke liye hai
Shenazz: hum soche the ki hum moj masti ke liye aaye the...par bigg boss ne toh scene hi palat diya
Karan:iss karya mai ek buzzer rakha hai bahar, jis senior buzzer pehli ya doosri baar mai hi baja diya ...woh senior aage jaake captaincy task mai perform aur hissa le Sakte hai.
Par jo buzzer hai woh swimming pool ke beecho beecho bana hai
Shenazz: heyyy bhagwan! Mujhe toh terna hi nahi aata
Asim:tu jaake swimming pool mai hi reh jaa ...abhi chali jaa
Karan: bigg boss jab ek trumpet bajayenge toh tab aap ka karya chalu ho chuka hoga ..jo pehle do senior hai jinhone buzzer baja diya hai unke pass ek mauka hai ki woh captaincy ke task ke liye apne contestants Chun sakte hai aur jo teesra senior hai unke paas mauka hai ki woh kisi ek contestant ko captaincy ke karya mai se nikal Sakte hai aur ek sanchalan baana sakte hai.

(Later in the evening at 8, biggboss plays the trumpet shenazz was at the gym , siddharth in the living room and Asim in the bedroom)

Shenazz: oh buzzer, bas tu aur mai...shukla gaya bhaaad mai
(Shenaaz presses the buzzer first)
Siddharth and Asim both give a tight and a tuff fight but SID presses the buzzer first...

Siddharth :ohhhh yessssssss
Asim:koi baat nahi, aage aur bhi task honge
Shenazz: oh dono nikamo, mujhe se kuch seekho
Asim:chal yaar
Shenazz: chall hatt, mai loser ke muh nahi lagti ..
Asim:tere muh lag ke mai kya karunga?

Biggboss chahte hai ki aap dono Seniors ab pool se bahar aa jaiye aur apni apni team bana lijiye captaincy ke karya ke liye...shenazz kyunki aapne Pehle buzzer bajaya hai toh aap hi pehle naam chunegi parantu usse pehle Asim aap hume bataiye ki kaun captaincy ka karya perform nahi karege.

Asim : biggboss, iss season ka pehla captaincy karya ishaan nahi perform karenge kyunki unhone kal ka karya todd diya,woh raat ke aadhe mai ananya ke paas jaake soye hai aur iss karya ki sanchalan jhanvi hogi.

Shenazz: biggboss mere team mai pehle khiladi kartik honge
Siddharth : woh aapko bolne ki Jaroorat nahi hai, kyunki yeh cheez poora bharat jaanta hai.....meri pehli khiladi bhumi hogi
Shenazz: varun, kyunki mujhe woh ek samjhdaar hai
Siddharth:sara
Shenaaz :vicky
Siddharth:rhea
Shenaaz: pankaj ji
Siddharth:alia
Shenaaz :ranbir
Sidharth: disha
Shenaaz :karan
Sidharth: ananya

TEAM Shenaaz
.VARUN
.KARTIK
.VICKY
.PANKAJ JI
.RANBIR
.KARAN

TEAM Siddharth
.ALIA
.SARA
.RHEA
.ANANYA
.DISHA
.NEHA
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