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. Salman Khan's Outfit.
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.Male Contestants Outfit .
Salman: welcome to bigg boss ,biggboss yaar mai sponsors ke naam lete lete thak gaya hoon, ab paise diye gaye hai toh bolna hi padega.
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Toh iss hafte bohut kuch hua, ab mujhe bhi samaj mai nahi aa raha hai ki mai kahan se chalu karu. Toh chahiye ab hum aapko ghar ke sadasiyo ke saath milate hai. All the contestants: sir aap bohut acche lag rahe ho. Salman: mashallah,aap log bhi behat sundar lag rahe hai. Especially Karan. Karan: bas tum log hi bakwaas kehte ho, mujhe Salman ne kahan ki mai aacha lag raha hoon
**awkward silence...
Pankaj: sir aap kuch keh kyun nahi rehe hai? Salman: kyunki maine dekha hai kai log mere bolne ko mera daatna samaj lete....mai aata hoon aap sabhi ke benefit ke liye, nahi toh mera kya jaata hai? Aage weekend ka vaar sunn ke Contestants khush ho jaate the par abhi toh mai kuch aur hi dekh raha hoon. Itne naa khush ho aap log weekend ke vaar se, haina Vicky , Kartik , Bhumi Ranbir Kartik: sorry sir, par aisa kuch bhi nahi hai , hume bohut accha lagta hai jab aap aate hai. Ranbir: sir muh se galti se nikal gaya hoga. Bhumi: really sorry sir... Salman: ab pata nahi ki tum log asal mai sorry ho ki nahi ho, woh toh waqt hi batayega. Vicky: par sir we are actually sorry , we didn't mean to hurt you. Salman: accha theeke abhi mai aap logon ko kuch dialogues boluga , aap logon ko bas baith ke sunna hai aur mujhe Jawaab chahiye.
1." aeee tere baap ka show nahi hai!chup chup karke pehen"
2."tu chup re saali, apni aukaat dekhi hai?"
3.Rhea:"GUYS PLEASE FU*K OFF , dont u bloody tell me what to do"
Salman : ye kisne bola hai Sara: sir I think ye sure dialogues rhea ne bola hai sir Rhea: muh se nikal gaya hoga shayad. Salman: abhi toh chalu hua hai , agla statement.
4."tu kya bahar se ganja phook ke aayi hai?"
5."nihayiti batmeez ghantiya aurat ho"
6."aeeee, bohut ho gaya tere, saali tab se mai chup baitha hoon, aur tu tabse apni kauwe (crow ) jaisi aawaz se kau kau kar rahi hai, teri aukat na aaj poori wattpad ne dekh li hai"
Salman: ye jisne bhi ye statements bole the na, mere liye toh bohut shocking tha, like I didn't expect this. Alia: I think disha ye tune bola hai kya? Disha : aee paagal hai kya? Mai yeh sab bakwaas nahi bolta Salman: haan kyunki aapne toh isse bhi zyaada bataemeezi wale dialogues bole hai. Ruko mai aapko sunata hoon.
7."aap yahan ke principal ho kya? Nahin naa toh jaaiye apna apna kaam kariye"
8."accha agar aisi baat hai toh jaa jaake alia ki chaat na saala, oops tu toh alia ki chod sabki chaat ta haina?"
Salman: mai aayunga sabke upar ek ek karke aayunga.... agla statement please.
9. "iski toh plate dhone ki aukaat hi hai"
Disha: is shhhhh.... Ishaan: sir really sorry, ye maine bola tha Salman: abhi sorry bolne se kya aap Mahan ban jaaoge? Beta ruko mai aayunga aap pe bhi.
10."aukaat hi nahi hai iski toh, toh wattpad ke readers kya hi dekhenge".
11."Karan tum kya phook ke aaye ho?"
Salman: really nice guys, and surprisingly ye wali saari statements varun ne kahan hai. Varun: sir, Salman: explanation chahiye, par jab mangunga tabhi doge. Aur bhumi ji kahan se , aap toh seedha parvarshish mai chali gayi ho.... suniye aapke statements....
12.isse teri parivarish sabke samne aati hai. Lagta bachpan kuch seekhi nahi hai
13.tu sacchi mai drugs karke aayi hai kya?
Salman: Shocking, really very sad, but u know what in saare statements mai kya comman tha? AUKAAT AUR DRUGS. Well said guys, and aap log ho so called celebrities, yahi celebrities hai jinhe log apna role model bana na chahte hai..... ye sab bolne se aapki aukkat dikhti hai, ki aap kitna neeche tak gir sakte ho, well said guys....is this is the future of our Indian cinema, I feel sorry. Ishaan: sir, we are really sorry... Salman: seriously are u? And iss week mai agar koi accha raha tha toh woh sirf aur pankaj ji hi the....jinhone ek baar bhi react nahi kiya, disha ne kahan ki aap yahan ke principal ho kya? Nahin naa toh jaaiye apna apna kaam kariye" and uss baat pe aapne kuch nahi kahan matlab hats off to u aur disha , pankaj ji aapke father ke Umar ke hai, aap apne father se bhi aise hi baat karte ho kya? Disha: pankaj ji , Salman sir, I am really sorry , please mujhe maaf kar dijiye. Pankaj: aur koi baat nahi beta. Salman: pankaj ji aapke iss badpan ko dekhkar aapko wattpad ki janta ne SAFE kiya hai. Pankaj: thank u so much
Salman: bhumi , maine aapse aisa used kiya bhi nahi tha, ki aap seedha kiske parvarish pe chali jaaungi, kya ye aapko shobha deti hai? Aap log aisi baatein hi kyun karte ho, jise aap ko daant khaana padega weekend pe? Bhumi: par sir ye provoke bohut karti hai Salman: toh aap provoke hi kyon hote ho? Ignore bhi toh kar sakte ho na? Bhumi: par sir she's really irritating Salman: bhumi, ignore karna seekho. And this is seriously not done.... Bhumi: ok sir , I will keep this in mind. Salman : Kartik , Rhea aur Varun aapko toh mai kya hi bolu , aap logon ko samjhane ke liye hi mujhe ek poora episode chahiye hoga...like aap log itne bade celebrities hoke bhi, itna neeche kaise gir gaye? _________________________________________
