BIGG BOSS

.Mujhe Aaj Neend Nahi Aayegi.

.THURSDAY.
8:30AM
MORNING SONG
ALL THE CONTESTANTS ARE DANCING

Kartik: good morning peeps
Ranbir: bhumi ji
Bhumi:haan ji
Ranbir: yes rocket maare saiyaan last kya matalb hota hai?
Alia: tumhe jaane mai itna uksukhta kyon ho rahi hai
Varun: alia meri Haan, uksukta jaane se nahi , Karne se prapt hoti hai
Sara:chee yaar, subah subah hi tum log chalu ho jaate ho
Kartik: hum toh uthe hi chalu ho jaate hai, aap late hai  
Bhumi: Ranbir rocket ka matalb tumhe jo samaj na hai tum woh samaj sakte ho
Ranbir: nahi, par mujhe toh aapse hi jaana hai
Vicky: mai bata deta hoon, usse jaan ke tum kya karloge
Kartik: toh Vicky tum se bhi jaanke wow kya karega
Ananya: guys can we stop this discussion
Karan: why do u wanna stop it?
Ananya: heyy bhagwan

(Later after breakfast,all the contestants are in the lawn)

Biggboss: hum ab kal ka kaarya ko resume kar rahe hai....agle buzzer se kaarya shuru ho jaayega.
Neha: ok biggboss

(Buzzer plays)
(In the jail)

Pankaj: kartik , naahoge toh tum bilkul nahi.
Kartik:sir aap meri taang kyun kheech rahe hai?
Pankaj: aap kuch bhi kaho, baat toh Maine bilkul sacchi kahin hai

Ranbir:  maine disha ke shoes upar wale cabinet mai chupa ke rakha hai
Ishaan tu jaa aur chupke se leke aaja
Ishaan: mai tereko bohut khaali  peeli dikhta hoon kya? Jaake khud kar
Ranbir: tu saachi mai na bohut hi bada .....
Ishaan: bohut h?i bada kya? Arre bolna? Chup kyun hai
Ranbir: mai there jaise tucche lukhe lafanga type ke logon se nahi baat karta...chal nikal

(Ranbir secretly goes and without anyone noticing, he keeps disha's shoes in the storeroom)

Disha: oh my fu*kin a**
Ranbir: disha its a task
Disha: oh please!  Alia ka joota kyon nahi daala? 
Ranbir: woh meri marzi hai! Tum mujhe koi nahi hoti ho batane wali ki kya ya kiska daalna chahiye
Disha: accha agar aisi baat hai toh jaa jaake alia ki chaat na saala, oops tu toh alia ki chod sabki chaat  ta haina?
Alia: Ranbir come let's go, iske muh mat lag
Ranbir: aisi neech jaayil aurat ke much bhi kaun lagega...bitc*
Disha: beta tu jail mai toh jaayega, aur mai daal ke hi rahungi

Pankaj: ghar mai itna bada hungama ho Gaya hai disha aur Ranbir ke beech mai , aur yahan pe  kartik ji bade hi mazze se apne hath ko taad rahe hai

Karan: guys I can't participate in this task!
Kartik: aap kya sathiyaa gaye ho? Matalb dimag kahan tel  lane Gaya hai?
Janhvi: ok good
Neha: amazing,  isse acchi baat hogi hi kya?
Varun: Karan tum kya phook ke aaye ho?

Biggboss: biggboss chahte hai ki Karan ko abhi ke abhi jail mai daala Jaiye. Jo insaan ko kaarya ki hi kadar nahi hai woh iss show ka kya hi kadar karega?
Karan: biggboss  aap galat samaj rahe hai. Aisa kuch nahi hai

(Meanwhile disha and Neha catch ishaan stealing Sara's accessories )

Neha:arre o beta ji
Disha:arre o babu ji
Neha: kismat ki hawa kabhi garam, kabhi naram kabhi garam
Disha:Kabhi naram naram...
Ishaan: Chaliye, le jaaiye mujhe meri Asli Jagah.

(Rhea locks Ishaan and Karan in the jail)

Sara: yeh varun ko pakdna padega nahim toh hum hi kangaal ho jaayenge
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