TUESDAY
MORNING 8:30AM
(Morning wala gaana)
Ranbir: meri shona kahan gayi?
Rhea: kaunsi shona? Aapki toh bohut saari haina.
Ranbir: hahah ...the funniest thing is ki yeh baat bol bhi kaun raha hai
Alia:good morning RK
(Later in the afternoon )
Ranbir: guys listen mai kisi ke bhi jhoothe bartan saaf nahi karunga
Alia: ranbir, yahaan par sab sabka kaam kar rahe ...toh aap bhi kariye na
Bhumi: ranbir, why are u making a big fuss on such a small topic
Ranbir: meri marzi, mai kisi ke bartan saaf karne bigg boss mai nahi aaya hoon.
Ishaan: aisa toh mai bhi koi bathroom wathroom saaf nahi karunga...sab bhad mai jai
Disha:ishaan ur talking nonsense as usual
Rhea:agar aisi bat hai toh mai bhi koi kaam nahi karungi abse...mai jaa rahi hoon sone.
Sara:everyone Shut up!
Ranbir:arre ghar ki juliet aa gayi! Madam aapki hi kami thi yahan par
Vicky: apne heartbroken romeo ko kahan chod ke aayi ho?
Sara: poke karna hai, toh karte raho, kyunki mai hone wali nahi hoon
Ranbir:chal chal
Alia:mai iss ghar ki captain hoon, mai jo bolegi, waisa hi hoga , agar nahi karna hai toh please get out of this show. Yahaan par sab kaam karenge...maine bhi kiya tha nahi karna hai toh mai punishment (dand) doongi.
Rhea:overacting ke liye tujhe oscar milna chahiye.
Alia:atleast mujhe oscar toh mil raha hai, teri tarah toh nahi na.
Sara: award milne ki haqdaar nahi hai ye yaar.
Ranbir: mai kiski ke bartan nahi karunga.
Alia: come on yaar
(Rhea breaks all the cutlery like plates and bowls.)
Varun: aeeee pagal hai kya?
Kartik: tu kya bahar se ganja phook ke aayi hai?
Sara: tameez naam ki cheez hai tume?
Janhvi :tameez ki spelling bhi pata hai tumhe.
Rhea: GUYS PLEASE FU*K OFF , dont u bloody tell me what to do
Bhumi: isse teri parivarish sabke samne aati hai. Lagta bachpan kuch seekhi nahi hai
Biggboss: hum chahte hai ki aap sabhi ke sabhi log abhi ke abhi living room mai upastith ho.
Vicky: aaj toh hum gaye kaam se
Biggboss: aap sabhi contestants biggboss mai kyun aaye hai?
Karan: sir show jeetne ke liye aaye hai.
Biggboss: hume toh kuch aur hi nazar aa raha hai. Iss season mai humne pehli baar itne saare anuchit nakhre dekhe hai aap sabhi ke. Koi bartan nahi maajna chahta , koi ghar ke kaanch ke plate tod raha hai, koi bathroom saaf nahi karna chahta...toh yeh sabhi kaaryakram ko nazar mai rakhte hue, biggboss aap sabhi ko ek aakhri warning de rahe hai.
Pankaj: ji biggboss
Rhea: bhaad mai gaya yeh show, mai abhi bhi iss ghar ka koi kaam nahi karungi.
Disha: oh madam! Hum tumhare yahan naukar nahi baithe hai.
Rhea: aee chal nikal, jaakar apne jaanwar ko paal
Disha: aee apni zubaan Sambhal ke baat kar.
Rhea : chal nikal yahan se
Disha: mai tere jaise ko apne saamne bhi khada nahi karti.
Rhea: tere samne khada bhi kaun hona chahega?
Alia: as the captain of the house aap sabhi log apna apna kaam karenge.
(Later in the evening ,vicky ranbir and neha are having a conversation.)
Vicky: yaar yeh rhea toh mere sir ke upar se jaa rahi hai.
Neha: pata nahi yeh biggboss aisi ladki ko laye hi kyu hai?
Ranbir :taaki yeh ladki humare Blood Pressure bada sakhe
Vicky: thode din ruko, yeh ladki hume hospital mai bharti kar dengi
isne toh mera sugar BP cholesterol aur na jaane kya kya bada diya hai.
Neha: dont worry ranbir and I are also joining u at the mental hospital
Sara:rhea, aap na please zara kitchen ko dhank se saaf kijiye.
Ananya: haam rhea, maine na kal raat kitchen mai ek cockroach dekha tha,aap please thoda acche se saaf kijiye.
Rhea: aap please mujhe mat boliye, ki mujhe kaise kya saaf karna chahiye...mai apne aap kar loongi
Sara: par rhea, kitchen bohut ganda ho raha hai....uska matalb hai ki aap dhank se saaf nahi kar rahi ho.
Rhea: mujhe aap na ab please chain se plate saaf karne dijiye.
Ananya: jab khood ka mann saaf nahi hai toh, aap plate kaise saaf karengi?
Sara:hahahahahaha
Ishaan: iski toh plate dhone ki aukaat hi hai
(A angry Rhea breaks a glass, and one of the glass piece falls on Sara's leg.)
Sara: aaahhhhhhh! Aahhh!
Ananya: oh shit!
Ishaan : guys guys, it's a emergencyyyyyy
Varun: what happened
(Meanwhile vicky ranbir and neha who are sitting in the lawn)
Neha: lagta hai ki ek aur naya drama shuru hua hai!
Vicky: chal jaake dekhte hai.
Ranbir: tereko dekhne ki badi jaldi hai
Vicky: ab gossip aur jhagada kise nahi pasand ?
(At the kitchen)
Varun: where's the hell is kartik?
Sara: aaahhhh
Varun: but what just happened?
Ananya: bro this Bit*h rhea usne gusse aur jaan much ke sara pe kaanch ka glass todd diya.
Kartik:whatttttttttttt the hell!
Ranbir: yelo, ab bas iski hi kami thi!
Pankaj: beta, hero ki entry humseha last mai hoti hai.
Kartik: ok sara, listen to me
Sara: Kartik I dont need u .
Kartik: sara, cut this Bullshit of urs. U have to listen to me.
Rhea: oh aagya humare majnu Miya, apni Laila ko bachane.
Varun: rhea, apni zubaan Sambhal ke baat kar.
(Kartik lifts sara up and takes her to the bedroom, removes the glass piece from her leg .)
Sara: ahhhhhh , its hurting
Kartik: biggboss, I need a doctor immediately. U will be alright
Sara: I dont need ur sympathy.
Kartik: I am not giving u sympathy, ur bleeding, do u understand?
Sara: oh please show this heroic side of urs to some else, not me.
Kartik: saraaaa, u better listen to me, stop behaving like a spoilt brat.
Sara: kartik, plz get lost, I dont need u as well as ur help.
Kartik : ab aapko kadar nahi hai toh, ismai hum kya hi kar sakte hai?
(Later a doctor comes for sara, meanwhile at the kitchen)
Varun: rhea , teri naa aukaat aaj sabke saamne dikh gayi.
Rhea: saala do kaude ka naala actor, mujhe seekhayega ku meri aukaat kya hai?
Alia: jab aukaat hai hi nahi teri , toh phir woh kya hi bolega tereko
Bhumi: rhea,tu kasam se ghar ke baahar aapke mil toh sahi , agar himmat hai toh
Rhea: aee tu chup re, jan dekho kisi na kiski chaati rehti hai.
Kartik: aee teri problem kya hai?
Rhea: ale kartik baby, bhi bolte hai , arre baby jao aapki girlfriend oh sorry ex girlfriend ke paas jao, uski chaato meri nahi.
Neha: rhea, mind ur tongue
Varun: kartik , tu apni zubaan mat kharab kar, yeh samajhane ke laayak bhi nahi hai.
Rhea: chup re nalle, yu kyon beech mai ghuss raha hai? Oh! Tujhe bhi footage chahiye na
Kartik: aeeee, bohut ho gaya tere, saali tab se mai chup baitha hoon, aur tu tabse apni kauwe (crow ) jaisi aawaz se kau kau kar rahi hai, teri aukat na aaj poori wattpad ne dekh li hai
Varun: aukaat hi nahi hai iski toh, toh wattpad ke readers kya hi dekhenge.
Kartik: nihayiti batmeez ghantiya aurat ho
Alia: tum aurat ke naam pe hi kalakar ho
Rhea : arre baby toh bura maan gaya, Kartik is a cry baby.
Kartik: jo aurat tumhare poora ghar saaf rakhne ki koshish karti hai tumne ussi pe hi kaanch tod diya
Rhea: shut up cry baby
Varun:bigboss, we want a immediate action on this
Rhea: varun, paas mat aa mere
Varun: mai tere paas aayunga hi kyun
Rhea: dont u dare touch me
Alia: chup re
Bigboss: biggboss aap sabki Niranjan poorn harakato ko dekh ke bohut hi ninda karte hai ....ki aap sabhi log itna neech bhasha aur itna neech gir jaayege. Inn sabhi parinamo ko dekhte hue , BIGBOSS AGLE HAFTE KE LIYE SABHI CONTESTANTS KO GHAR SE BEGHAR HONE KE KIYE NOMINATE KARTE HAI.
Vicky: par biggboss, iss mai humari kya galti hai?
BIGGBOSS: vicky aur sabhi baaki contestants ,hum maante hai ki aapki galti iss mai kuch bhi nahi hai, par kya aap logon ne iss galti ko roka? Aap logon ne toh iss galti ko aur badhawa diya. kuch logo toh mazze bhi le rahe the.....
(Later in the night
Around 2pm)
Varun:sara, teri chot ab kaise hai?
Sara: arre chot toh bohut minor se thi.
Varun: but that rhea , she's intolerance, dude she's worse than a piece of shit
Sara: V , uska career khatam hai, she only wants limelight and footage, and woh uske liye kitna bhi neeche gir sakti hai
Varun: sahi bol rahi hai tu, by the way
Tu itna rude kyu behave karti hai ?
Sara: heh? Mai aur rude? Kiske saath maina aisa kiya hai?
Varun: kartik ke saath.... woh teri kitni madad karta hai, aur tu usse jab dekho toh daati rehti hai. Usne tera kya bigada hai?
Sara: listen V, i am sleepy , will talk about this some other time.
Varun: sir, why dont u accept that u love him?
Sara: coz I dont love him
Varun: sara , ur lying to me as well ad to yourself. U better think about this.
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Heyy guys as u all know that the winner is zubeida_banu who recently won the advantage, gets a benefit that she can save one contestant and replace it someone else who is not nominated so she has replaced Disha Patani (who was nominated) with Janhvi Kapoor (who was safe , But now nominated).
So the new list is👇
.Ranbir kapoor .
.Bhumi Pendekar .
.Ishaan khaater.
.Pankaj Tripathi .
.Janhvi kapoor .
.Neha kakkar.
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