shitpost book #5

By racheljam9

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welcome back to me ranting about whatever, assorted fandom shitposts, and me trying be to funny. don't come... More

bonjour les enculés
me, suffering through 'four twenty ten': fuck
feel shitty? read fanfictions
bummerland, here i am (about to cry)
be a good sarmaritan and let the forest kill you
this was not the song i would think of but uh. okay
that 'you are my dad' vine but like. the opposite.
rating poptropica (mobile app) islands by how much i wished i could die
tweet tweet goes the bluebird
im gonna fistfight scott cawthon behind a chuck e cheese
tag yourself, among us style
me, picking up an aspect of canon i dont give a shit about: fuck off!
a rant about dumb ais and rouge secunits and the F words (friends and feelings)
you cant just say things like that and expect me to be emotionally okay after
if i ever met her irl i would probably scream
ivy pro fin
i am about to have a stroke
murderbot diaries characters in among us
Revolution of the Daleks thoughts
fazbear frights book described by someone who has never read them
why havent i learned this yet
this is just. the fnaf 3 end-of-night minigame for 2 hours
popular indie (horror) games, explained badly
i scream about the sb trailer for 2k words
fnaf ask meme :D
go british boy go
"trust nobody not even yourself" meme w/ Springtrap, Scraptrap and William
oko thoguhts
ITS JUST FUCKING COOL OKAY
things i would write essaies about if i had more time
my general opinion on the Scott Cawthon drama
shit that makes me loose my fucking mind
OKAY SO UPDATE ON THE SCOTT CAWTHON SITUATION AGAIN??
what are cats if not furry gremlins?
strange, seeing the mess of the timeline: maybe Thanos was on to something
HERE WE GO AGAIN BITCHES
mcu tierlist (+ thoughts)
me, starting up a slideshow: this is how dhawan!master can still win
"the doctor is dying" has been stuck in my head for a week now
i ramble about doctor who for 2.2k words and you all have to put w/ it
does this mean i can join the subreddit now
its over 400k words it is baffling me
the doctors as photos i have saved in my camera roll
spider people on spider people violence
im gonna be updating my playlist with more video game songs soon
what. the fuck is going on over at bbc
wow smth that isnt dw? imagine that
list of doctor who parallels that make me loose my mind
babe wake up new dw news just dropped
im stealing more content from twitter
no one touch me im emotional
lets see how many i get right and if i can claim im a prophet
a collection of cursed little nightmares memes i have either collected or made
chris chibnall can go suck a pinecone
random things i hear at school double time
i attempt to go through the little nightmares iceberg
if anybody looks at my spotfiy history theyd be horrifed
[red string hand waving meme] i am in shambles
celebrity voice actor (derogatory) vs og voice actor (affectionate)
moon knight characters as random pics i have in my camera roll
one photo is all it takes to relight my fnaf phase goddamm
random things i hear at school pt ,,,, thirteen??? i think???
popular analog horror series, explained badly

I NEED MORE CONTENT ON AO3 OKAY

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By racheljam9

my favourite thing about Murderbot and ART is that both of them go from 0 to 100 % without any notice. Murderbot either does not care for you at all or would fight and die for you at the same time. and you think ART, a teaching vessel who has to deal with teenagers all the damn time, would try to calmly negotiate but instead it decides razing the planet is the best course of action.

i love them.

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