{ Baton Rouge Louisiana}
|Ranada Camron smith~nunu|
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"That's not food Ranada." Dula sighed and I sucked my teeth.
"Yes it is."
"Okay what else you want?" He looked at me.
"That's all." I shrugged.
"You gotta eat something else you can't just keep eating celery." He sucked his teeth.
"Why can't I?"
"Cause that ain't gon get you full dummy."
"Why I gotta be a dummy?"
"You know what bruh." He scoffed.
"Starve." He shrugged walking out the room and I scrunched my face up.
"I guess we gotta starve son ." I sighed looking at the ceiling.
Nope my son said he want celery.
I sighed getting out the bed and walking to the kitchen ignoring Dula staring at me.
"Capitalized off pain, put a stick to your brain speak on the gang go out with a bang." I sung taking the entire bag of celery out the fridge.
"I want the money fuck the fame, on my momma I ain't worried bout a thing." I danced washing it off and grabbing a bowl.
I cut the celery up putting it in the bowl then walked out the kitchen.
"Problem?" I scrunched my face up looking at Dula as he mugged me.
"You my fucking problem." He scoffed standing up and walking out the front door making me look around confused.
"What did I do?" I frowned walking in the room grabbing my phone and calling him.
"I ain't even do nothing." I scrunched my face up looking at my phone as he declined my calls.
I looked at the bowl of celery then at the wall as tears started building up in my eyes.
"Don't even want this nomore." I sniffed throwing the bowl and grabbing my shoes and one of dula jackets.
"I don't care, his stupid ass can have a attitude with me all he want." I shrugged looking for my keys.
"I didn't do shit to his ugly bitch ass, and I hope he get hit by a car." I sniffed grabbing my keys from out one of my purses.
"Then gon have the nerve to say I'm his problem, nigga I ain't do nothing but bring you happiness and good coochie." I scoffed wiping my face with my hand and grabbing my phone and charger.
"I'm so tired of this bitch I will raise this child on my fucking own, the fuck is a dula." I walked in Chloe room.
"Oh yeah." I shook my head remembering she was at Chazz house.
"Stupid dumb ugly mental deranged ass bitch." I scoffed walking out the front door locking it behind me.
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"Ranada." Pops sucked his teeth.
"Father?" I looked up from my phone.
"Get the hell out my bed I want to lay down with my women not with your funky ass." Pops mugged me and I scoffed hugging my mother tighter.
"Ma can you tell pops not to be mean to me today." I looked at her.
"Melly bitch my daughter said don't be mean to her today." She laughed looking at him.
"Hell ever, move over." He laid in between me and her.
"Oh my goddddd, why you ain't swallow these bastards." Pops sucked his teeth as Niya walked in the room.
"You should have been swallowed nigga." Niya laughed jumping on the bed.
"If I was swallowed y'all wouldn't be here so I don't disagree with that." He shrugged and I busted out laughing.
"Bitch your stomach hard as fuck." Niya laughed laying on my stomach.
"Guys I have news." I sighed.
"You got aids? I knew it ma-ma you owe me 20 dollars." Pops laughed holding his hand out.
"No—nigga 20 dollars for what?" I scrunched my face up looking at him.
"When he found out you was having sex with dula he betted me 20 dollars dula would give you aids." Niya laughed.
"What the fuck." I laughed with my mother joining.
"Okay okay anyway, I'm pregnant." I smiled.
"Awww baby I cant wait." Momma laughed making pops and Niya scoff.
"Animosity?" I looked at them.
"Nope it's fuck them kids though so let's go jump down some steps." Niya smiled and I shook my head.
"Ain't you abort y'all last baby and told dula you had a miscarriage." Pops pointed and I raised my eyebrows.
"Negro what?" Momma laughed.
"This nigga always making shit up in his head and just rocking with it." Niya laughed.
"I could have sworn that's what happen but hey." He held his hands up and I sucked my teeth.
"No I miscarried from stress." I shrugged.
"Well who the hell was stressing you out?" Pops looked at me crazy.
"Nobody I stressed myself out from overthinking I would like to stop talking about it now." I nodded.
"Okay my bad ugly." He mugged me.
"It's funny how you call me ugly like we don't look alike." I mugged him and Niya busted out laughing.
"Exactly." Niya laughed.
"Niya shut up cause— you know what I don't care get out." He pointed and I shook my head standing up.
"Bye mother fuck you pops." I kissed her and smacked his forehead.
"Oleeeeee." Niya laughed as we walked out they room.
"You ready?" Niya looked at me.
"Ready for what?"
"To jump down the steps it's team fuck them kids." Niya laughed.
"Go to hell." I laughed walking in my old room.
"Nigga how did you get in here." I held my chest seeing Ace sitting on my bed.
Bitch just scared me.
"Since you moved out I keep the window unlocked." He laughed looking up from his phone.
"How you be getting through your nightmares?" I yawned sitting on the bed next to him.
"Melatonin." He shrugged and I nodded.
"Crazy." I shook my head looking around.
"What?" He locked his phone looking at me.
"I never really expected to leave, like I always would look forward to you throwing rocks at my window or you and king rushing me to get ready for school." I chuckled.
"You ain't wanna grow up li nigga." He chuckled.
"I did but I didn't." I shrugged.
"I feel it." He nodded.
"Oh yeah look what I got." He jumped up going in my closet.
"I just noticed you had them damn unicorn slippers on." I laughed shaking my head.
"Yeah and look what I got you." He smiled holding some unicorn slippers up.
"Hell no son." I laughed taking the slippers from him.
"Well if you don't like them then I will give them to a junky the fuck." He scrunched his face up snatching the slipper out my hand and I sucked my teeth.
"I ain't never say I didn't like them now give them back." I laughed grabbing them and putting them on.
"As you should." He nodded and I chuckled shaking my head.
"Where dula?" Ace sat the bag on my dresser and I scoffed laying down on the bed.
"Fuck him next topic." I shook my head.
"Well ok then." He chuckled laying next me.
"My slippers better then yours." I held my leg up.
"Nigga we got the same ones." Ace sucked his teeth.
"I don't care mines still better." I shrugged.
"Girl shut yo ugly fat musty ass up." He scoffed.
"You always gotta insult my entire life whew Jesus fix it." I shook my head.
"Stay still so I can take this boomerang." He sucked his teeth.
"Oh my oh my I have found you nigger don't you run from me oh nigga." I sung swinging my legs in the air.
"Broooo." He slapped my leg.
"Listen here you field slave—"
"Just stay still." He sucked his teeth.
"Okay." I laughed grabbing my phone seeing dula still ain't text me back.
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"I like your pants bitch imma need to borrow them." I nodded and he scoffed.
"Every time you borrow somebody shit it never come back go to hell." He waved me off.
"I'm already there." I sighed looking at the ceiling.
"All jokes aside NuNu you fat as hell." Ace laughed and I sucked my teeth.
"I'm not fat I'm pregnant." I put my hand on my stomach and Ace gasped.
"Swearrrrrr." He cupped his mouth.
"On Jesus sandals." I nodded.
"Awww dula done shot the club up." Ace rubbed my stomach and I mugged him.
"It's barley growing bitch move." I pushed his hand off my stomach and he laughed answering his phone.
"Wassam?" He looked at his phone making me do the same.
"Sup bitch sup NuNu." Sleezy gave us a head nod.
"Sup, fuck you doing?" Ace yawned.
"Just took a 30 minute drive on gta to clear my head since I ain't got no real car." Sleezy sighed and I busted out laughing.
"The fuck happened to your car?" Ace laughed.
"To be completely honest, I don't know." Sleezy shrugged.
"Wa—anyway what you want?" Ace shook his head.
"Nothing I was just seeing what y'all was doing."
"Finna go steal the first snack I see downstairs." Ace shrugged.
"I'm finna take a nap." I yawned getting under the covers.
"Oh, I want some crawfish." Sleezy sighed and my head shot up.
"Real talk." Ace nodded.
"Shid let's get some." I smiled.
"Bet, imma buy it and bring it to Dior house since she be having the snacks." Sleezy nodded.
"Ight." Ace nodded hanging up.
"Let me get this nap in first then we can go." I held my hand up making Ace chuckle standing out the bed.
"Don't be mad when you get left." He laughed walking out the room.
This hoe better not leave me.
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"Mane Ace you use to do what?" Blu laughed.
"I use to spray cologne in my mouth so my breath would smell good." He shrugged and I busted out laughing.
"Mane why you ain't just brush your teeth?" Dior laughed.
"I only brushed my teeth for funerals birthdays and holidays." Ace shrugged and I shook my head eating the rest of the corn I had.
"Wait." I stopped eating my corn.
"What?" Sleezy looked at me as I checked the date on my phone realizing what today was.
I got up going to the kitchen and washing my hands.
"I be back probably." I grabbed my phone and keys.
"Nigga you was my ride." Ace sucked his teeth.
"Sleezy gon take you home."
"My car in the shop." He scoffed.
"Uber." I shrugged walking out the door and to my car.
"Should of been did this." I shook my head going to dula instagram watching his story.
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Can't believe I forgot it's his momo death day.
"Nine times outta ten this nigga at meek house." I nodded pulling off and heading to meek house.
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"Don't be just walking up in here like you own some shit." Meek mugged me and I sucked my teeth.
"Where Logan at?" I looked around.
"I don't know his ass came in here drunk as hell then left." Meek shrugged.
"His car outside though." I titled my head to the side.
"That nigga is not here so if you finna jump to conclusions then just leave right now." Dee walked out the kitchen eating ice cream.
"I'm to big to be jumping to conclusions I might walk to the conclusion." I mugged him and he busted out laughing.
"Nah for real though he ain't here." Meek chuckled.
"Y'all lying but okay." I scoffed.
"We not dummy did you not just hear me say the nigga came in here drunk then left." Meek blankly stared at me and I nodded walking out the house going back to my car.
"Where this nigga at bro." I sighed calling his phone again only for it to be instantly declined.
I shook my head pulling off circling the block to see if he was in the area.
"Mane." I sucked my teeth not seeing him.
"We finna try this nigga momo house." I rubbed my nose driving towards her old house.
It became an ran down abounded house within a year of dula moving out.
Crazy.
I shook my head seeing dula sitting on the steps with his head in his lap as I pulled up to the old house.
"Logan?" I got out the car walking towards him.
"Hmm?" He looked up at me.
"Come on bae let's go home." I held my hand out and he shook his head.
"Nah I don't wanna leave." He sniffed wiping his face.
"You hungry? You wanna go get something to eat?" I sat next to him.
"No." He shook his head and I pulled him into a hug.
I rubbed the side of his head as he silently cried on my shoulder.
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"Stop." I sucked my teeth as dula ran his hand down my ass.
"Cause she thick." He laughed stumbling in the house.
I closed and locked the front door then walked in the living room seeing him passed out.
"Bae get up." I shook him and he groaned.
"Come on let's go in the room." I tapped his leg.
"I don't wanna freak, go away." He smacked my hand down and I shook my head walking away.
"Peanutttt." He whined making me sigh and walk back in the living room.
"I need help." He held his arms up and I tried pulling his big ass up.
"You heavy bae get up."
"Okay." He sat up looking at me.
"What?" I laughed.
"Nothing." He chuckled holding his hand out naming me pull him up as he draped his arm around my shoulder.
"My bad." I laughed as I accidentally made him hit his head.
"That shit hurt." He held the side of his head and flopped down on the bed looking at the ceiling.
I took my clothes off putting one of dula shirts on and grabbing some basketball shorts.
"Bae put this on." I shook him.
"Imma do it in the morning." He waved me off and I shook my head untying his shoes and taking them off.
"Stop trying to suck my monster I'm a child of the lord." He slapped my hand as I tried to unzip his pants.
"Nigga shut up." I laughed unzipping his pants pulling them off.
I put both his legs in the basketball shorts and pulled them up as far as I could.
"Pull your pants up bae." I laughed and he sat up pulling his pants up.
"I'm hottt." He took his hoodie and shirt off then got all the way on the bed making me walk out the room and cut all the lights off.
"Peanutttttt!" Dula yelled making me walk back in the room.
"What?" I scrunched my face up looking around.
"Nothing I thought you left." He sighed and I sucked my teeth closing the door and getting in the bed.
"Come cuddle a real nigga." He held his arms out and I laughed laying on his chest as he hugged me.
"Love you." He kissed my forehead.
"Who love me?" I looked up at him.
"Dula and Logan." He nodded making me chuckle.
"I love you too."
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This pathetic nigger is a waste of air and should stop breathing❤️.