The door of the church is blast of.
Zombie : Huh!?
Zombie 2 : Who is that!!?
(Y/N) walks up from the smoke, His cap was shadowing his eyes. He looks around until he see something.
(Y/N) jumps at him.
(Y/N) : KEEP YOUR FACE AWAY, YOU SHITTY BEAST BASTARD!!!
He kicks him in the wall. There were some black flames visible in the kick.
All the zombies, who were just sitting there, stand up.
Zombies : AB-SAMA!!
Zombie 1 : Who are you, you bastard!!!
One of the zombie was trying to sneak away with Nami. (Y/N) dashes at the
zombie but another one blocks his path. He swings his sword at (Y/N). (Y/N) dodge it and kick the zombie. Another zombie swings his axe at him.
(Y/N) : I don't have time for this...
He dodge and grabs the the zombie's face.
(Y/N) : Burn.
(The flames are black instead of blue)
Black flames erupts from his hands. (Y/N) looks at his hands.
(Y/N) : Black flames, huh? This fruit is full of surprises. Tough, my hand burns a bit. This consumes a LOT of energy.
More zombies start to attack him at
the same time. He punches one zombie, his sword falls on the ground.(Y/N) picks it up and throws it at another zombie.
(Y/N) jumps around and kick two zombies away.
(Y/N) : SAYONARA, SHITHEADS!!
He lits his hand and swing it at the zombies. The zombies burn and the shadows comes out of there body. The other zombies try to attack him he summons his scythe and lits it on fire.
He slashes the other zombies other of the way.
(Y/N) then dashes at the zombie who
was carrying Nami and kicks him away. He catches her.
(Y/N) : Sorry to keep you waiting.
Absalom : You're one of those pirates..
He says standing up.
(Y/N) : Let me get this straight. You weren't in the shower, were you?
Absalom : That's right. That's where I met her. No let my bride go!!!
He shoots something wit his hands causing a blast. The smoke clears, but nobody was there.
Absalom turns around.
Absalom : You dodged well.
(Y/N) puts Nami on a seat.
(Y/N) : That means, it was you who was messing with us on Sunny.
Absalom : You're smart.
Absalom : Now give my bride back. I've to seal the vo by kiss-
(Y/N) : Like hell.
He kicks him back on the wall again.
Two zombies were watching them.
Zombies : WHAAAAA!! ABSALOM-SAMA!! NO WAY!!! FOR SOMEONE TO BLOW OF THIS MAN'S WEIGHT!! THE MAN WHO WEIGHS 300 KILOS!! AND THAT'S THE SECOND TIME HE DID THAT!!!
(Y/N) : Shut up. You two are annoying.
He turns toward Absalom.
Absalom : What is up with this guy!? He didn't even used the fire thing... That's just his natural strength..
Absalom tries to shoot him with his hands again. (Y/N) kicks both his hands and his jaw.
(Y/N) : You messed with Robin too...
He summons his scythe.
(Y/N) : HEAVEN SPLITTER!
(Y/N) : Why is Nami unconscious!?
He lits his leg on fire.
(Y/N) : DEATH SHOT!!
(Y/N) : What was that about marriage!?
(Y/N) : METEORITE SLICE!
He continues to punch, slice and kick him until he hears a voice.
Sanji : Oi, (Y/N)!! I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT SHITTY BEAST FROM HERE!!
He looks around and see Sanji running towards them.
(Y/N) : Just one last kick.
He and Sanji both jump in the air.
Sanji : VEAU...
(Y/N) : DEATH...
Sanji & (Y/N) : SHOT!!!
They both kick Absalom back on the wall.
(Y/N) : I'm resting here for a bit. Kick his ass as much as you want.
He say taking a seat beside Nami.
Sanji : Yeah.. it's really unlucky... There's a connection between me and him...
Time skip brought to you by Sanji exploding because of anger.
(Y/N) : I'm surprised she's still unconscious...
While Sanji was beating the crap out of the perverted beast, (Y/N) was healing Nami.
(Y/N) : Oi, Sanji. You done there?
Sanji : Yeah... Let's get back.
(Y/N) picks up Nami.
Suddenly, the whole place start to vibrate.
Sanji : Oi, Oi, Oi... What is this vibration!?
The ceiling starts to fall.
(Y/N) : What the hell is that!?
Sanji : Luffy's zombie!!?
Suddenly, Nami disappears from (Y/N)'s hands.
(Y/N) : Huh!? Nami!!
Sanji : Nami-san disappeared!!
They both hear a voice.
Absalom : The tables have turned!! Ha ha!!
(Y/N) : Damnit!! Where the hell is he!!?
Sanji : You're still alive, you beast
man!? Show yourself!!
Absalom : I'll take my bride this time!!
(Y/N) : Is that giant aiming for us now!?
Suddenly Oz yells.
Oz : COME OUT, STRAWHATS!!!!
Oz then looks down and see (Y/N) and Sanji there.
(Y/N) : Get out of there.
Sanji : You're just interfering with us, Luffy!
Oz : Luffy? He's my enemy! My name is Oz! Nice to meet you!!
He then looks at the bounty posters on his hands.
Oz : Completely alike... So you both are with the pirates too!!
Oz brings his hand up.
Oz : Gomuuu Gomuuuu Nooo...
(Y/N) : Is he gonna stretch now!!?
Oz : KAMA!!
He slams his hand on the ground. Sanji and (Y/N) jump side.
(Y/N) : KAEN SHOT!!
He and Sanji kicks Oz's jaw. When tries to land, Oz swings his hand and slam both of them on the wall.
After that, (Y/N) falls unconscious.
(A/N) : OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU.