A Plethora of Wattpad ClichΓ©s

By stargirllotus

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A detailed description of literally every single clichΓ© that rules Wattpadville: the home of One Direction wa... More

Why do the Main Characters have a Traumatic Past?
Why are Main Characters so Talented?
Bad Boy Good Girl
Where Are Your Parents?
Criteria for Eligible Parents in a Wattpad Story
Why Do the Worst Students get Admission to Ivy Leagues
Why do the Worst Books get the Most Reads?
Why is The Story Transparent on The Title?
Why is The Love Story Forbidden?
Love at First Sight- It Happens, ON WATTPAD
How are The Main Characters So Immune To Accidents
Why are Romantic Encounters so Cringey and Cinematic?
If Anything Bad Happens, It's The Main Character's Fault
Love Triangles, Squares, Pentagons, Hexagons, etc
News Flash: Your Main Character is not Average
Why Are the Main Characters on Quests to Get Treasure
Why are the Mean Girls SLUTS?
Good Girl, Bad Boy, Good Guy
Why Does the Main Character run into Popular Bands so Frequently
Why Are The Diverse Characters Heavily Stereotyped?
The Secret Ring/Jewel/Book/Dog Plop
Are They Even Humans?
Why are the Main Character's Dreams so Important?
Only One Coffee Shop Exists on The Planet
How are Main Characters so Idiotic?
Why are Vampires Caucasian and Sparkly?
Why is Your Lab Partner always the Bully who always turns out to be the Crush?
THE NAMES
There is only ONE DIRECTION all these plots go
Kidnapping
Mom, can I please have beer? Oh, and tequila too!
Why is Diversity is Misrepresented?
What a Nicely Written Chapter- Wait, it's a Song!
When Your Writing Beats that of Shakespeare
What's with the nicknames?
You have Nothing Better to Steal?
Pictures get Destroyed Too
Popping the PEE
How are These Women Ugly?
The Boys can Burn Your House Down With Their HAWTNESS
Why do Wattpad Covers Typically Look Like This?
Why are Long Names are Shortened?
Why are the Time Intervals so Short?
Who is the Main Character?
Where are All the Billionaires? In Wattpad
Twilight was Rewritten at Least 50 Times in Gray on Wattpad
I Murdered your Mom. Will You Forgive Me?
ORBS
Why are Most Romantic Encounters so CRINGE?
Why don't Certain Books have the Mature Content Warnings?
When Did You Get Married? At 17
She Proposed to Me When I Was Drunk
How are the Heroes so Readily Available?
Why is the Possessive Spouse Even a Thing?
Why do The Leads Stare So Much?
Why is Kissing So Dangerous?
How do the Main Characters Roast So Well?
Please Vote
We Don't Need to Read The Story, We Saw the Blurb
Mine!
The Meaning, The Symbolism, The Depth
I'm not like other girls
Why is Blonde Synonymous to Dumb?
Random Smut POVs
Face Reveal
Updates After 2736383734 Years
Author's Note
The Precocious Kid who Ships the Main Characters
Love At First Sight
Francisco Lachowski
Creepy Messages
The Muslim Takes Off Her Hijab
Everything Happens During High School/ College?
CAPITAL LETTERS
How Does Everyone Get Straight A's?
All About Me
My Parents Are Fashion Designers
Your Job Applications Are Due
Messy Buns
Hackers
GLASSES
Your Regular Dose of Why-Does-This-Exist? Serial Killer Edition
Badboy Smirk and Husk
Morning Kisses
Facts About Guys/ Girls
Your Regular Dose of Why Does This Exist? Donald Trump Edition.
The Flirt of a Waitress/ Waiter/ Bartender
And Everything went Black
Anyone Have Any Ideas
Last One Standing
Orphan is Actually Wizard
Horror Stories = Curious Protagonist
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
When We Already Have Time Machines
When Your Eyes Have All the Colors of the LGBTQIA+ flags
Why Are Zombies Caused by a Virus?
How Does Everything Come So Easily To The Protagonist
The Surprise Date
The Breakfast The Love Interest Makes After Sleeping With The Protagonist

What's for Dinner? Lips

78 11 1
By stargirllotus

Kate's mom returned home to find the kitchen steaming with the smell of squid steak.

"Mmmmm, delicious, honey! What's for dinner?"

Katy turned and gave her mother the most wicked smile. "Lips!" Saying so, she chewed her own lips off.

"Yummy!"

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