Chapter 41
"Boo. Boo hoo," Hazel poked into the hospital room.
Idiot.
Just kidding.
Maybe.
"What do you want?"
"I want Dylan O'Brien to be my husband, but that's not gonna happen anytime soon, so I'm just gonna say HEY, GIRL HOW YA DOING?"
"Well, I'm in a hospital. And my shoulder fucking hurts because I've been shot there."
"Well that sucks. HEY DO YOU WANNA HEAR A STORY?"
Dear god.
"So, I went into this one room where I saw a lady all alone so I started talking to her and made her laugh, and I found this one walker thing that old people use, and I may have broken it. And then I got kicked out. And they might have a restraining order on me, but she was very nice about the restraining order."
"You're beginning to act a lot like Colton."
"About that... ColtonandIarekindofathing."
"What?"
"Colton and I areathing."
"Hazel."
"COLTON AND I ARE DATING, OKAY?"
"Jesus, you don't have to announce it to the whole world," Colton says, walking in, slinging an arm over her shoulder.
"OH MY GOD, YES. YES. YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN MY OTP FOR TEN FUCKING YEARS. YES." I yelled, getting really excited and I'm pretty sure a nurse was going to come in and tell me to calm down.
"Wait, where's Luke? I feel like a third wheel."
"Don't worry, we're not gonna kiss in front of you," Hazel rolled her eyes.
"Actually," Colton smirked, "Let's get her back for all the times her and Luke made out in front of us."
"I'll slice your heads off."
And then they were eating each other's faces.
I looked at a remote control the nurse gave me when I woke up with buttons for security, nurse, doctor, and food.
I was really close on calling security.
"COLTON! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN? I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL! YOU'RE A FUCKING JERK," Calum yelled, coming into the room all of a sudden and punching Colton playfully.
"I'M SORRY. IT'S NOT ME. IT'S YOU."
"WHAT DID I DO WRONG?"
"YOU DON'T HAVE BOOBS."
"Did I miss something?" Luke asked, coming in and sitting down in the chair next to my bed.
"They're being annoying and dating and eating each other's faces right in front of me."
"Aren't you guys, like, I don't know, supposed to be in jail?" I asked because Luke told me how he and all the other boys confessed about their drug dealing in order to get Sam arrested.
"Nope. We got off with a fine."
"GUYS. GUYS. WE'RE GETTING FAMOUS. OH MY GOD. A FAN ASKED FOR A SELFIE IN MCDONALD'S." Michael yelled, running into the room and jumping up and down with a McDonald's bag in one arm and his phone in the other.
"One person asked for nudes on Instagram from me," Luke stated and I looked at him weirdly.
"Did she send you nudes?" Calum asked.
"Yeah, bro. She was hot, like her-" he started but stopped until he realized I was glaring at him.
"Love you," he smiled cheekily.
"No, keep going. Don't let me stop you. What were you saying? Her what was huge?" I asked sarcastically.
"Her, uh, hair was huge."
"Hey, the doctor says Michelle can leave tonight," Ashton announced, walking in.
"Okay, I'm gonna book a flight back to California for tomorrow for all of us," Luke says.
"But that's a lot of money."
"I'm still rich."
"With your teacher job? Yeah, I bet." Michael scoffed.
"Stop bullying me."
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"Michelle?" Luke whispered when we were in bed.
"What?"
"I'm sorry about defending Ashley the day you left and got kidnapped."
"Well, you should be."
"Babe."
"Okay, okay. I forgive you. Now can we please go to bed, now? I haven't had a reasonable amount of sleep in a over a week."
~
"Babe? Michelle, wake up. Our flight is in an hour."
"No. Come back to bed," I groaned, stretching.
"I let you sleep in the latest I could. I even finished packing for us."
Cute little shit.
"Thank you, babe," I said, yawning and kissing his cheek.
I got up reluctantly and got ready in about five minutes. So you can assume that I look great.
And if you didn't catch that hint of sarcasm, I'm assuming you're stupid.
You can assume that I'm not in a nice mood.
~
"OH MY GOD YOU AND LUKE HAD SEX?" Colton screamed on the plane and I slapped him hard on the shoulder but he didn't seem to care.
"Shut the fuck up," I hissed as a bunch of judgement all business men looked at us weirdly on the first class section of the plane.
Everyone else was sleeping because they were all losers and as Colton would put it: 'sleep is for the weak.' And then he forced me to stay up with him.
"How come you didn't tell me before? I thought I was your b double f, Michelle. What happened?"
"I got kidnapped, you motherfucker."
"Oh, yeah, that happened. Forgot."
~
"So she literally keeps thinking that she's the head captain or something, but she's fucking not. Like nobody fucking likes you. What the hell? She's fucking annoying. She hits on every guy. And she keeps glaring at me when I call the cheers. And plus, she kept flirting with Colton. Stop sticking your boobs out at my boyfriend," Hazel ranted, pouting about a girl on the cheerleading squad.
She recently joined the cheerleading squad because Colton and I dared her too. If you know Hazel, she would rather read books then cheer, but she lost the bet, so.
And plus, Colton wanted to see her in a miniskirt.
"It's okay, babe. Every girl flirts with me," Colton said all of a sudden when we thought he was asleep.
"I'll break up with you, fucker."
I rolled my eyes at the idiotic couple and turned around to face my boyfriend who was sleeping.
Luke was snoring rather loudly and his arms were crossed over his chest.
"I can feel you staring at me. Stop it," Luke said, his eyes still closed.
"We're almost back in California."
He just grunted and squirmed around, trying to get comfortable again.
~
When the plane landed, everyone got out of the plane looking like zombies because of all the bags under our eyes.
"Bye, babe, try not to get kidnapped when I'm gone again, and remember, if you're ever feeling down, call me, because I can feel you up," he winked.
Oh my.
"I think being sleep deprived makes you sound even dumber than you already are. But don't worry. I'll take ya up on that offer," I winked back.
"You guys are ridiculous," Calum groaned, shaking his head and walking back to his house.
Luke and I went our separate ways when he went back to his house and I went back to mine.
It was a long night and Luke snuck in like usual to cuddle.
Home, sweet home.