ᴄʜᴀᴏᴛɪᴄ sᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴs

By JordynXbj

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"Being reborn into a fictional universe is dope. If you can cause a little chaos, of course." A doppelganger... More

Prologue
Acceptance
0-6m
Remy
Baby Scooby Gang
Sheila Bennett
Slater
accomplishments
Failure
Mourning and Moving On
Coming Clean
Pilot
Pilot pt.2
Confusing the Salvatores
Comet
Friday Night Bites
Friday Night Bites pt.2
Three Ways and Milkshakes
Liberation
Enzo
Enzo pt.2
Birthday Bitch
Missing Kat
All Hallows' Eve Eve
All Hallows' Eve
Sexy Lexi
Thinly Veiled Bordem
Kat Found
The Suit
The Suit pt.2
The Big Bad Wolf
The Big Bad Wolf pt.2
Murder Mystery
Red Riding Hood
Sacrificer/Sacrifice-e Bonding
Dust Vac
Mikey
Alpha
Revelations
Relapse
Kathy
Homecoming
Mikaelsons
Partners in Chaos
Intervention
The Ball pt.1
The Ball pt.2
The Light
Road Trip: the sequel
Josette
Prison World
Kai Parker
The Cure (the magical potion, not the band)
Freya/Hunting Kai

Reborn

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By JordynXbj

Sharing a name with the main character of her favorite show who she hates, has been the cause of the occasion annoying question,
"Do you like the show because of your name?"

"Do you watch because of Elena?"

"Is Elena your favorite because of your name?"

To which she answered

"No."

"Go away."

"Fuck off."

Okay, so that's a bit harsh she doesn't hate Elena. She doesn't really like her either, she's a bit boring and a little whiny.
But she doesn't dislike her for all the reasons everyone says like she's selfish, manipulative, slutty, or fake.
If she was any of those Elena might actually like her, like Katherine Pierce/ Katerina Petrova the "Baddest Bitch of All".

She's just not well written. She's to selfless to the point of exhaustion. She has no power or backbone, she has to rely on everyone else to protect her. Getting so many people killed in the process. Like a whole ass sire line.

In conclusion, being launched out of the very fictional Isobel Flemming's vagina to be caught by a doctor who a little to loudly announced "It's a girl!" was complete shit.

Yes, the 17 year old antisocial party girl just woke up as Elena Fucking Gilbert.

ELENA FUCKING GILBERT

Elena "please come to my rescue because I have to rely on whichever salvawhore I'm currently dating to save me" Gilbert

Elena "mary sue who is not at all powerful" Gilbert

Powerless, defenseless, smoking hot doppelganger Elena Gilbert.

Not gorgeous, badass, crazy powerful, albeit a little judgy witch, Bonnie Bennett.

Not insecure and bitchy in the first season, but eventually adorable little vampire bean, Caroline Forbes.

Not perpetually human Matt Donovan.

Not an anger riddled werewolf Tyler Lockwood.

Not sarcastic and crazy hot Damon Salvatore.

Not broody yet somehow still sexy Stefan Salvatore.

Not drugged out Vicki Donovan

Not undiagnosedly depressed Jeremy Gilbert.

Not even some fake version of myself created specifically for this universe.

But, Elena Gilbert. Fuck me.

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