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rosé: my stomach growled super loud in french, omg.
rosé: i would like to clarify that my stomach did not growl in french. it growled in french class, i apologize.
dk: bonjour.
mingyu: le growl.
the8: hon hon hon feed me a baguette.
rosé: why do i even talk to you, guys?
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jeonghan: did you eat my powdered donuts?
rosé: *mouth full of donuts* no.
jeonghan: then what's that white powder on your sweatpants?
rosé: that's cocaine.
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dk: *running into the living room* hEY—
joshua: shh! rosé's sleeping.
dk: oh okay, i'm sorry.
joshua: what's up?
dk: oh, the kitchen is on fire.
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mingyu: start with a compliment. tell him he looks thin.
the8, to seungkwan: you seem malnourished.
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the8: this date is boring.
rosé: this isn't a date. i said i was going to the store.
the8: then why did you invite me?
rosé: i didn't. i specifically said 'don't come with me' and you said 'fuck you, i'll do whatever i want'.
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scoups: what do you guys want?
dino: mcdonald's.
vernon: wendy's.
mingyu: mexican?
rosé: chinese.
woozi: death.
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mingyu: you call it 'really bad at darts', i call it freestyle acupuncture.
rosé: i'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
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jun: *sneezes*
woozi: bless you.
rosé: *sneezes*
woozi, already wrapping rosé in blankets and feeding her soup: oh my god, are you sick? how could i let this happen? you poor thing!
hoshi: *sneezes*
woozi: shut the fuck up.
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jun: what was that nice japanese place we went to called again?
the8: japan?
jun: that's the one.
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vernon: at my age, do you know how i'm statistically most likely to die?
dino: at the hands of your roommate.
vernon: no, an accident.
dino: that's what i'm going to make it look like.
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wonwoo: i named my eraser 'confidence' because it gets smaller everytime i use it.
rosé:
rosé: are you okay—
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jeonghan: y'know, bisexuality ain't that hard to understand. girls are cute. guys are cute. what else do you want from me?
rosé: i want your wallet.
jeonghan: understandable.
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mingyu: without ugly in this world, nothing would be beautiful.
the8: thank you for your sacrifice.
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rosé: on a scale of one to ten, how bad is your pain?
wonwoo: pi.
rosé: pi?
wonwoo: yeah, low level but never ending.
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