So before I start this chapter, I wanna ask a question. If I end up making a new book, would you guys want a new oneshot book where Peter doesn't only have to be Peter Stark? Like he could be Peter Romanoff or Barnes or Rogers or Maximoff or Lokison or- you get the point. Anyways.. it could be anything! Not just Stark..
OK ON WITH THE CHAPTER!!
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"Pete, you're a f*cking idiot.." Harley says to his little brother after said little brother accidentally smashed his head into a bowl of flour.
-few days later-
"Penis is a fucking idiot.." Flash says
"Wtf did you just say about my little brother?" Harley asks, astounded.
"I said,,, Penis is a fucking idiot." Flash repeats.
And then Harley pounced on his ass.
——Some time after pouncing event—
"Sometimes you can just be a total idiot, Bambi.." Tony says after Peter mixes the wrong chemicals for the forth time that hour.
"I'm sorry whet?"
And that's how Tony Stark got man handled by his 17 year old son.
"Only I can call Peter an idiot.." -Harley Stark 2020
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Yassss short chapter but I'm fudging tired and I had this already saved in my notes so.. there ya go!!