You're not Steve

By marvelbeans

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14 year old Peter Parker's had nothing but bad luck, he's been homeless for 6 years. But things start to look... More

Your Not Steve!
How Do I Stitch A Stab Wound?
Oh So You're Steve?
IAMPOPTARTSGODOFTHUNDER
One Peter With That Description Found
6 Years!!
We Were Just Looking For You
CINNAMON ROLL!!!
But We Want To
Not Even Gonna Ask...
Shawarma!?
Couldn't Sleep?
You Were Up Early
That's It We're Pranking Someone!
That Is A Big Piggyback Ride
Dream Come True
Sounds Like A Plan
Retire the Puzzle
The King has Arrived
Oh My Thor
Just Go For Your Run
Lots of Lettuce
The Papers Were Approved
I'm Ned
Seven Dad's
It's Your Girlfriend
I'm Dumb
Cappsalsspaproom
Detention
Captain Tigers
Belly Flop Minus The Pool
Flashy Poo
Poptart Shawarma Banana Cookies
Another
Beep Test
All of them?!
Happyness
The Beach
Damn Portals
Toilet Paper
Laying Low
WINKY FACE
Making a SCENE
IT'S THE fertilizer-ING AVENGERS
You Meanie Bum Bum
Yeeter Farter
Thomas the Tank Engine
LaNgUaGe
You need to calm down.
.________.
TL;DR
Don't save the turtle
A trained (un)professional
COSTCO
MOUSE DROPPINGS
Hide & Seek, Costco Addition
Hey, ho, let's go
BABY YOU'RE A FIREWORK
The clementine
Just the Average Day
rest in peace
All a dream
ants ants ants
Academic Decathlon
Stinky.
Not Camping
Pad of Splash
Bad Dream?
Red Lights
Lego Death Star
cooking time!!!!!!!
very VERY burnt
Dating Spiderman
The end.

The Cappsalapsspaproom Squad

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By marvelbeans

Chapter 29

Peter's Pov:

Clint and Pietro showed me how to get to Cappsalsspaproom from outside then we went down stairs.

I told everyone about my day and we ordered shawarma. Steve and Bucky are going to pick it up. Scott and Loki are coming but I'm not sure when.

I then went out on patrol. I like going out every day like I used to. Looking out for the little guy, you know.

I feel my phone vibrate so I pull it out.

Cappsalsspaproom Squad

Agent Fart Off
We showed Peter Cappsalsspaproom

Agent Slang Clang
Finally
I've been dying to meet him

Agent Hoki Poki
peterrrr

Peter
Hi guys!
It's nice to meet you Agent Slang Clang :)

Agent Saxophone
You need a name

Peter
Yeah it's weird just being Peter when you guys are all agents

Agent Slang Clang
Agent Aardvarker?
Or Agent Spark Shark?
Oh Agent Stark Shark?
Agent Check Marker?
That's all I can think of

Agent Hoki Poki
i don't know
we're doing the initiation ceremony tonight right?

Agent Fart Off
Yeah
What time are you guys coming?

Agent Slang Clang
I'm having dinner with Cassie
So I can't come till 7:30

Agent Saxophone
That's fine
7:30 works

Agent Fart Off

Loki?

Agent Hoki Poki
yeah that works

Peter
I'm so excited!
I can't wait to finally meet you guys!!
I mean Loki and Scott
I've already met Clint and Pietro

Agent Fart Off
We knew what you meant kid.

Peter
Just making sure ;)

Agent Hoki Poki
okay then...
i've got to
so see you guys at 7:30

Peter
Bye guyssssss
:D

I put my phone away. Bucky's going to call me when they're almost back so I have time to get back.

°°°

I headed back once Bucky called me. We had our shawarma (which was AMAZING) and Clint told everyone that Scott and Loki were coming.

"What?!" Tony says choking on his water.

"My brother! How come I didn't know of this?" Thor says excitedly.

"We have business to look after," Pietro says smirking with his eyebrows going up.

I laugh. "You're in on this too aren't you?" Nat asks.

"Maybe..."I say trying to sound serious.

"When are they coming?" Thor asks.

"7:30," Clint says.

Just then the elevator dings and Scott walks out.

"Hey guys!"

"I thought you said 7:30?" Steve whispers.

All three of us shrug as Scott runs, actually more like dances, towards us.

He's wearing a button up shirt and jeans. He's wearing pink Crocs and carrying a reusable bag.

"Scott!" Clint says running up to him. They do a little foot handshake then Pietro joins in and they start doing a dance.

It's different than the Cappsalsspaproom Dance though. I look at them then back at everyone else.

I then run towards them and join in.

"Ehhh! Peter!" Scott says.

"Hii!" I say excitedly.

"Uh guys?" Wanda asks.

"Oh right." Pietro sighs.

"Hello everybody!" Scott says.

"Is Loki coming soon?" Thor asks.

"Maybe?"

"Wait Scott weren't you coming at 7:30?" Bruce asks.

"Oh yeah Cassie went to a friend's house for dinner so I thought I'd come early." He explains. "Wait is that Shawarma?!"

"Yeah there's some left over if you want some?" Offers Tony.

"Yes please!" He says and grabs a wrap.

He eats it and they talk about Cassie and mission stuff. I haven't gone on a real mission with them yet but hopefully I'll get to soon.

Then Clint does the signal. Pietro and Scott do it too so I also do it.

Everyone just stares at us as we all run off. I turn around at the window

"Bye guys!" I wave and hop out the window.

I climb the wall and make my way to Cappsalsspaproom. I get there and Loki, Pietro and Clint and already their.

"Hi Loki! I'm Peter!" I say.

"Hello Peter," he says and Scott's come in.

Then they all start doing the Cappsalsspaproom Dance so I join in.

"Scott I like your Crocs," I say.

He grins.

"What's in the bag?" Loki asks.

"Oh!" He says and reaches into the bag.

"Our new shirts!" He says as he pulls out five t-shirts.

"It says Cappsalapsspaproom?" I say confused.

"Well once you're a member we'll have to add you to the name," Clint says.

"To Cappsalapsspaproom!" Pietro exclaims.







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