Few days later
Anastasia
"No Christopher" I said sternly as Chris smacked his teeth.
"Ion give a damn bout you smacking yo teeth nigga. Better go somewhere before I knock that bitch straight" I laughed at my joke and seeing his facial expression made me laugh harder.
"Man fuck you. Plenty of these dirty ass bitches trying to have a nigga baby and the woman I want to have em with won't even give a nigga his dream team. 7 or 8 ain't even that bad" he shrugged as I just stared at his dumb ass.
"You sound stupid I'm not having 8 of your children Christopher" I said rolling my eyes. I looked over and saw Princess cuddled up under him on the other sofa making me salty a lil.
"Stop calling my government name man before I come over there and knock yo head off" he said waving me off.
"Yea aight. I promise you, ima be the last person head you TRY to knock off" I said getting up from my spot walking to the kitchen.
I opened the refrigerator and spotted some M&M's in the bottom.
"Ouuu" I smiled reaching down getting them.
"Youn wanna have daddy's babies" Chris husky voice came from behind me making me smirk.
"Who says I'm not pregnant" I smirked closing the refrigerator.
"Stop fucking playing. You for real?!" He smiled picking me up making my eyes go wide while he sat me on the counter.
"Boy I'm just playing. Ain't shit in here but food" I laughed slapping his cheeks softly.
"Man you play all fucking day ugly ass" he rolled his eyes.
"Yo children ugly nigga" I mumbled.
"That means yo children ugly too. Fuck you mean" he said scrunching his face up.
"Who said we were going to be together" I said playing clueless.
"Stop playing with me" he dropped his smile making me laugh harder.
"AHHHH baby I'm just playing... gimme kiss" I said puckering my lips out. He pecked them which turned into a make out session
"Mmm w-wait we got t-to go to H-Honesty a-and Amir house" My breathing got hitched as I felt him sucking on my neck letting his hands roam my body.
"We can go later baby" he found my sweet spot making me squeal.
"Take me upstairs" I mumbled against his lips.
He wasted no time going to my room and getting to work.
Oops looks like we'll be a little late.
Honesty
"I GOT THAT SUNSHINE IN MY POCKET I GOT THAT GOOD SOUL IN MY FEET I FEEL THAT HOT BLOOD IN MY BODY WHEN IT DROPS OUUUU I CAN'T TAKE MY EYES UP OFF IT MOVIN SO PHENOMENALLY ROOM ON LOCK THE WAY WE ROCK IT SO DON'T STOP" London and I sung the song off of Trolls loudly while Amir just laughed at us. We had watched this fucking movie like three times. And in all honesty the first one is better than the second one.
"Bruh y'all done restarted this shit about four times damn" King mumbled rolling his eyes.
"Awe you wad" London asked with her lip quivering at King making me slap the back of his head and him hiss.
"ah shit. No Lon I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at your ugly ass momma while she keep replaying this damn song" he picked her up throwing her in the air making her giggle.
"Sooo King" I called squinting my eyes at him.
"Yoo" he asked looking up from his phone while London played with the chains around his neck.
"When will we meet this little girlfriend of yours" I asked smirking.
"Ehh... lemme pray on that" he said seriously making my mouth drop and Amir laugh like the shit was funny.
"Why can't I meet her" I asked throwing my hands up.
"Cause you crazy as fuck man and you ain't finna be starting no shit with her" he said waving me off while Amir clapped his hands and dapped him up.
"That's smart my nigga. Don't bring any female around Honesty or Anastasia. Very smart" Amir said making me roll my eyes.
"But I'm going to act right" I said.
They just stared at me blankly.
"Be real now. Cause if I do bring her around y'all ain't starting no shit with her. She nice as hell but disrespectful as fuck when somebody start with her ass. She crazy just like y'all muthafuckas" he said mumbling the last part.
"Bitch Ian crazy" I said jumping at him.
"Look at the shit you doing now!!" He exclaimed making me blush in embarrassment.
"Where the fuck is Anastasia and Chris? They were suppose to be here 2 hours ago" Amir said looking at his watch.
"Probably fuc-" King got cut off by Chris and Anastasia bursting through the door.
"YEEEEEERRRRR" Chris yelled smiling as Anastasia mugged him and limped in making me burst out laughing cause she was trying to walk straight.
"Wassup my nigga" Amir said dapping him up then he headed to dap King up.
"STAAA" London yelled smiling running into Anastasia's legs and she hissed making me chuckle.
She slowly squatted down to London's height and gave her a hug and kiss on the forehead.
"Hey auntie baby" she smiled poking her stomach making London giggle.
"So I'm just a piece of trash London? Bet" Chris fake cried sitting on the sofa and she ran over trying to pry his hands off of his face.
"No no uncwle Cwis me sowwy" she pouted stomping her feet throwing a tantrum making us laugh.
I walked over towards Stasia smirking and grabbed her hand to help her off the floor.
"Bitch I think my pussy broke" she whispered in my ear. I gasped and burst out laughing.
"That's what took y'all so long to come over here" I asked chuckling.
"Yup" she said popping her lips.
"We pway wolls"London said yanking Stasia up the stairs before she could say anything.
"HAVE FUUUN" I said.
"AWW FREAK YOUU" she yelled back.
"What the hell took y'all ass so long to get here" Amir asked.
"Ooh see uhh we was stuck in a traffic" Chris smiled believing his own dumb ass lie.
"You dumbass there is no traffic over here" I said squinting my eyes.
"Well shit what were y'all doin?....screwin?" King copied off a TikTok making me burst out laughing causing my stomach to get tight. I had fucking tears coming out of my eyes.
"Chillll ouuuuut" Chris had that goofy ass smile on his face making it more funnier.
"Nah fr what took y'all ass so long" Amir stopped laughing and his face became straight as hell. I put my face in my hands and laughed to where I couldn't even breath anymore.
"See yo sister act like she ain't want daddy's babies so daddy probably got a baby on the way" he smirked wiggling his eyebrows.
"Nigga you cheated on Stasia?!" Amir stood up mouth dropped. With his loud ass.
"shut the fuck up nigga no I didn't cheat. But yo sister might be" Chris grabbed Amir's mouth quickly and once he said that Amir calmed down.
"It'll be funny if she ain't. That mean this nigga soldiers ain't marching" King clapped his hands cackling making me laugh.
"Yooo this nigga King funny" Amir laughed at Chris's face who face was straight.
"King shut up you bitch" Chris jumped at him.
"OUUUUU THIS BITCH IS SHAKING THE TABLE" King yelled jumping with his hands in the air making Chris now laugh.
"But this nigga really referred to his self as daddy...yuck" I fake gagged.
"Fuck up" Chris said waving me off.
"King ass been too happy we gotta meet this new female" Chris said looking at King weirdly.
"Hell no" King straightened.
"Nigga you jumping around and shit she gotta have an effect on yo ass" Chris shook his head.
"Bruh Stasia and Honny gone run ha ass off. I'll do it on my own time" he said nodding confident of his answer.
"Nigga being mature ahhhhh shit" Chris said making us laugh.
"I'm finna take a nap" I yawned and walked over to Amir's lap then grabbed a blanket. They were talking bout some shit while Amir rubbed his hands through my hair making me sleepier.
Anastasia
"Alright can you fake cry for auntie" I asked London while I focused on the makeup I was using to make bruises on her.
"Mhm tee-tee me just wawn and me cwy " she smiled eating her candy that I gave her making me smile wide at her pretty self. She's so adorable.
"Alright aaaannnnnnd......done" I smiled stepping back looking at the bruises on her arm.
"Can get me wed ting" she asked pouting.
"Sure" I shrugged. I got the fake blood and dabbed some here and there. If I put too much they'll know it's fake so I put fake patch scratches on her.
"Ok yawn as many times as you can to get those tears rolling. Give me your candy so I can hold it for you" she looked at me strangely causing me to chuckle.
"B-but...awe you go to eat me candy" she asked pouting.
"No tee-tee is not going to eat your candy I promise" after I said promise she smiled and handed me her candy. I wrapped it up and sat in on her dresser.
I turned around and saw London yawing repeatedly and tears started coming to her eyes and she started fake sniffling.
"Alright now run down stairs and say what I told you too say earlier. Do you remember what I told you?" I asked her and she nodded rapidly.
"Alright let's do this boo" I smiled as she ran out the room and I walked slowly behind her with a mug on my face.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH" she started wailing.
"WHAT THE FUCK" I heard everyone yell.
"Anastasia you got three seconds to tell me why my daughter said you was up there hitting her before I knock the shit out of you" Honesty chuckled rubbing her hands through her hair as I just shrugged.
"Times up bitch" she tried to jump for me but Amir grabbed her.
"What the fuck is wrong with you Stasia? YOU DOING SHIT LIKE THIS NOW?" Amir yelled and I stood there trying not to laugh.
"YOU CAN'T FUCKING HEAR NOW" he asked getting in my face.
"Boy you better move before I blow yo fucking head off. Baby let's go" I tried to grab Chris hand but he snatched away.
"What the hell is wrong with you Anastasia? SHE AIN'T NOTHING BUT FUCKING TWO!! Ion even want to have kids with yo ass no more man. You sick as fuck if you could've sat up there and did this to her." He gritted pushing me away from him.
"She was sitting up there throwing shit at me and I told her lil ass too stop and she wouldn't" I shrugged.
"THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD US INSTEAD OF PUTTING YOUR FUCKING HANDS ON HER" Honesty yelled trying to get out of King's and Amir grip.
"You foul as fuck for that Stasia" King said shaking his head scoffing.
"Get yo ass out of my house dawg real shit ion want to see yo ass no more. Blood sister or not" he grabbed my arm and yanked me towards the arm making me hiss cause it felt like this nigga was finna rip my arm off.
"Nigga ian going no where. I came with Christopher and I'm leaving with Christopher" I said taking my arm out of his grip seeing a bruise.
"Nah I'll get King to drop me off since we came in ya car. You gotta bounce Stasia that's just too fucking far. You crossed the line man" he said throwing the keys at me. I knew this was a sensitive thing for him. His mom and him went thru an abusive relationship with his step dad and she eventually got back with his father after two years of it.
"I'm sorry London" I said lowkey smiling at the smirk she had on her face.
"It's ok tee-tee it's no our fwault they can't take a pwank" she shrugged making me burst out laughing along with her.
" IT'S NOT OKAY YOU STILL PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS ON MY- wait what" Honesty asked looking between the two of us.
"It's a pwwwaaaaank" London smiled throwing her hands up in the air.
I ran upstairs and grabbed my makeup wipes then ran back down to wipe the make up off of her.
"Y'all play too fucking much" Chris said smacking his lips waving us off.
"Stasia I was really finna shoot yo ass dawg" Honesty said rubbing her hands down her face.
"Y'all was gone let this mother fucker shoot me" I asked wide eyed.
"Hell yea" they answered laughing.
"Ain't shit ass niggas I tell ya" I mumbled rubbing my sore arm.
"I would feel bad for your arm but I don't cause yo ass gone learn to stop playing one day man" Amir said mushing my head.
"You mad at me" I pouted squishing Honesty's cheeks and she let out a small smile.
"No bitch I was cause I was finna kill yo ass" she said making us chuckle.
"Babyyyyyyy" I pouted sitting on Chris's lap.
"Yo arm hurt" he asked seeing me holding my arm.
"It'll be ok" I said laying my head on his chest.
"Let me know if it bothers you so I can take you to the doctor make sure you ain't pull nothing" he said rubbing my thigh.
"You being too damn nice after that prank" I said scrunching my face up.
"Just know it's war baby" he said smiling in satisfaction.
"BIG FACTS" Amir and King yelled clapping.
"Fuck up" I said closing my eyes yawning.
"London you ain't safe neither baby girl" Amir pointed at London while she was coloring in her book occupied.
"Don't prank my baby" Honesty said sitting beside her.
"Shut up. Both of y'all better watch y'all back" Amir said kissing their foreheads making me stare in awe.
"Where's Prince" Amir asked.
"Appointment" Honesty and I said making the guys scrunch their face up in disgust.
Amir
"I love you" I said kissing the back of Honesty's neck.
"I love you more baby" she said smiling lifting her feet up out of the bubbles making me chuckle.
"I'm tryna slip up in that real quick" I mumbled moving my hand in front of her.
"Mmm well London isn't here until tomorrow" she mumbled standing up turning around to straddle me.
"What you tryna do then baby" I asked attaching my lips to her neck making her throw her head back.
"Get out of this damn tub first cause last time we did this shit water was everywhere." She said sternly.
"Ahh tru tru. Come on mamas" I picked her up and walked out the bathroom to the bed.
"Ouu wait" she said fast.
"Yes" I groaned.
"I'm hungry" she pouted.
"Mcht man where you tryna eat at" I said getting off the bed to go put some clothes on.
"Mmm Taco Bell" she said nodding putting her clothes on.
"Tryna get my dick wet and her ass talking about she hungry" I said pouting walking down the stairs to head to the car.
"Baby can we-" I cut her off.
"Get yo ass in the car. Cause when you eat yo tacos and shit and I'm digging up in that pussy" I said getting in the car.
"Demanding aren't we" she smirked.
She get on my nerves but I love this girl man.
But she can keep that dumb ass smile on her face I just hope she know I'm getting in my shit tonight.
Chris
"She's sleep" Anastasia said plopping down on the sofa.
"Tired ain't it" I chuckled seeing her doze off.
"London wore me out. She has so much energy" she yawned.
I pulled her in my lap allowing her to straddle me.
"That's how it's gone be when we have our babies" I smiled rubbing her back.
"Aww I can't wait to have a girl" she said. I could feel the smile on her face making me chuckle.
"My lil niggas gone have all the hoes" I smirked visualizing it.
"My sons are not going to be whores like you were in high school" she said sternly.
"Hoeing led me too you tho beautiful" I said pecking her sweet smelling neck.
"You were such a whore" she laughed.
"And you were such a geek" she gasped and punched my chest.
"I can't wait to tell that story to our kids. Your father was a whore and I was his bestfriend who sat and watched him run through females while I wanted him" she smiled sarcastically.
"But you got me now and forever baby" I said pecking her lips.
"Awwwww I hope they have your freckles" she squeezed my cheeks making me pop her hand.
I love this girl man.