[Felix's POV]
"Guys Christmas is around the corner and I have no clue what the fuck to get Vincent! What do I do?" I say as I plop on my bed dramatically.
"You could fuck, that's always a goodie." Evelyn says casually.
"What?" Marcus screams with bulged out eyes.
"What? I'm just saying, them two have been together for a bit and if I had a man that fine I'd jump him." She explained.
"What about Julian?" I ask.
"Well we hook up sometimes but we're not dating, yet." She smirks to herself.
"You what?" Marcus screams.
"I don't know, it's a thought. Vincent is pretty hot." I chuckle.
"What no!" Marcus screams while jumping up from his spot in between us.
"You two need to learn what abstinence is!"
"Oh yeah well what about you Marcus, still got a crush on that one girl that you briefly mentioned you liked?" I say with a smirk.
"That's different, okay whatever, point is I'm not jumping on her and humping her leg like you two maniacs are!" He yells.
"Oh I promise I won't jump your crush, Marcus." Evelyn says with a giggle.
"That's not what I meant and you know it!" His face turns red.
"Calm down dude. It's just a thought, we'll see where the night takes us for that bit but for real I need ideas." I say lazily.
"How about you do something like your first date, kinda like a throwback?" Evelyn inquires.
"I could but I feel like I should save that for another time. Maybe we should just do impulsive shit like run from the cops or something." I laugh.
"That sounds hella fun to be honest." Evelyn says and Marcus rolls his eyes.
"Y'all are gonna go to jail one of these days." He tells us.
"Maybe I'll have some cell mate friends that have like committed tax evasion or something." I say.
"Or murder, you're stupid sometimes, y'know?" Marcus flicks my head.
"Ow, don't be a bitch Marcus. I am sensitive."
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. You're fine, don't be a baby."
"Evelyn your brother is being a bitch."
"You've been unadopted from this family on account of being a bitch." Evelyn responds wickedly.
"Yeah... bitch!"
"I hear 'bitch' come from either of your mouths again I will hit you both so hard your eyes will pop outta your skulls." Marcus says.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...bitch."
Marcus makes loud shuffling noises as he leaps for my throat and I let out a cut out scream.
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A/N: Heyyyyyyyy... wow it's been a WHILE. Sorry, I don't have a cool excuse for why lmao. I'm just depressed. Love ya'll! (This just a small thing to say I'm still kickin'.)
Words: 446
Date: Feb. 12, 2022