Janis: *Crying*
Damian: I will destroy every aspect of the known universe and burn whatever remains to ash in order to be sure I eradicated whatever hurt you!
Janis: I'd... rather have a hug
Damian: Oh, of course!
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Cady: *holding hands with Aaron*
Someone: You like him, huh?
Cady: yes
*later*
Cady: *Holding hands with Janis*
Someone: So you like her now?
Cady: Yes!
Someone: I don't get it! Who do you like? Boys? Girls?
Cady: YES!
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Janis: I want a divorce.
Cady: But we're not even married!
Janis: AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?
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Janis: I've been dropping subtle hints that I like Cady.
Cady: *Walks up to Janis* Hey Janis!
Janis: I can't stand you.
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Gretchen: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli!
Karen, staring blankly at the wall: I know what I saw...
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Damian: Cady, what did I say about comparing yourself to people?
Cady: To do it and always make sure I'm better
Damian: No, that's Regina.
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Judge: How do you plead?
Karen: *Looks at Regina*
Regina: *Mouths 'Not Guilty'*
Karen: Hot milky.
Regina: Oh, just lock her up already!