This is not my idea. Credit for this goes to my sister Regina for thinking of this.
Iris—Swiss Cheese. Very hole-y—she has gods to believe in. Also mild. Don't forget mild.
Shade—Fresh Cheese. In the name. Think about it.
Kilorn—String Cheese. Lean and thin.
Mare—Goat Cheese. In the name, since goats are stubborn. This cheese is also strong, but not intolerable.
Cal—Mozzarella. Well known and so loved it's unhealthy.
Maven—Blue Cheese. Another well-known. Some like it, some don't, and known to make you sick.
Luther—Gouda Cheese. Some know it, some don't. Overall springy and sweet.
That's about all Regina and I have for now. I take no credit for this stupid and fun idea.
This is the third writer typing, and have a good day🙂