Reverse BatFam Trash

By Morally_Gray

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All in the title, Baby! Reverse batfam and other cute things for y'all. Literally the first thing I'm writi... More

Dialogue Introdution
Just an Awkward Family Dinner
Archetypes
Aggression Therapy
Mall shenanigans
take it to the grave
Escaping creeps (part one)
Past bedtime
Stubborn Idiot Child
Escaping Creeps (Part Two)
Stephanie (short)
A Casual Game Of Werewolf
A Casual Game of Never Have I Ever
Characters as stupid things I've said/heard in school (Ongoing)
School Musical (Part one)
School Musical (Part Two; Showtime)
I Ship It (Birdflash)
You Know You Can Tell Me Anything (Pride)
Stuck Elevator
Dick is NOT Having a Good Night. (YJ)
Smallest, Weakest, Slowest, Youngest (part 1)
Smallest, Weakest, Slowest, Youngest (part 2)
Date night (Birdflash) ((part One))
Date Night (Birdflash) ((Part Two))
How to Protect your Brother While On Your Period (Barbra Gordon)
Putting Quarantine On Hold
Drunk Baby-Sitting (Damian)((Short))
Sneaking Out... Almost (An Anthology)
Sick During Quarantine (Short)
Some Emotions To Get You Through Quarantine
Another Casual Game Of Werewolf (The Sequel)
That Sad One
Please Stop Playing With Knives
Bullies And The Principal's Office
Phone Flirting (BirdFlash) ((Short))
Costco Shenanigans (Mall Shenanigans pt. 2)
First Time Meeting Wally
DON'T TELL DAD!
You're All In Trouble
Principals Office (Part Two)
Just A Sibling Fight
Clue (short)
Someone Has A Date...
Halloween
Do You Love Me? (Jason)
AU reverse Brothers (Pt. One)
AU Reverse Brothers (Pt Two)
Embarrassing Stories
Meet The Team! (PART 50!)
Aftermath (Jason) ((Very Sad))
Dicks First Time Meeting The League
Femme Robin AU
Principal's office (part three) ((Jason))
AU Reverse Brothers (Part Three)
De-aged Robin
Protecting the Wayne Sons (Part one?)
Wally Needs To Say Something (Birdflash)
Tim Gives His Hot-Take On Kidnapping-Insurance
First Time Meeting Dick
Roy Forgets To Clear His Browser History
Protecting The Wayne sons (Part 2)
Protecting The Wayne Sons (Part Three)
Dick Is Gay
Dick is Gay (Part Two)
Dick Is Gay (Part Three)
Fuck Bullies
Fuck Bullies (Part Two) & Dick is Gay 4
Clark Babysits
Billy the Babysitter (a seaquel)
Barry the Babysitter (The Third Part)
Why Dick Hates School
Why Dick Hates School (Part Two)
Last one to Graduate
Can I Come in? We Had a Fight
Can I come in? We had a Fight(part 2) ((Epilogue?))
Excuse To Write Brother Banter (i.b The Interview)
Teen Titans AU (Part 1)
Chaotic YJ Team Headcanons
Remember That Time...
Teen Titans AU (Part 2)
Fake ID
Remember That *Other* Time... (Part Two)
Distress Call (i.e High Justice)
I've Been Framed!
Deaged Robin 2
Remember That **Other** Time... (Part Three)
Pixie Boots (ft. BIRDFLASH)
Wild Night (BatFam POV)
Wild Night (Dick & Selena POV)
Ace is a Good Dog
Wally West: Licence to Date
Stray (Jason)
Talon AU (Dick)
Wally & Roy Visit/ Remember That ***Other*** Time... (Part Three)
Break In
Embarrassing Stories (Part Two)
Sprained Ankle
Team AU (99!)
Part 100 (Finale)

You're a Terrible Babysitter (Jason Centric)

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By Morally_Gray


Shout out to @kawaigurly for the request!

Requests always open.

Ages

Jason - 13

Dick -  8


"Can we watch something else?"

Jason rolled his eyes at his little brother and threw popcorn into his mouth. "It's not that bad." He pushed the disk into the DVD player. At 13, Jason was just old enough to supervise his little brother while the rest of the family were busy. Tonight, Jason was babysitting, and did he feel grown-up about it.

"Can't we just play Super Smash Bros?" The boy whined.

"I'm in charge today, right?"

"Yeah, but-"

"So I decide when bedtime is, right?"

"No-"

"Bedtime is at the end of Saw, and dinner is popcorn." In a dream world Jason would be doing this with his red-head friends with some liquor they stole from Damian, but if you have to babysit an eight year-old, you might as well make it fun. 

"I don't want to watch Saw."

"Don't be such a baby." Jason started the film. "I mean, you can leave if you're scared..."

"No, I'm not! I'm not scared!" Dick already looked terrified at the establishing shot.

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Credits scrolled up the screen.

Jason was horrified, but in love. He'd never thought gore and horror could make such a traumatizing -yet incredible sleepover movie.

"That... was.... FUCKING AWESOME!" He yelled. "Man, did you see that Fucking blood? Jesus!" He turned to gush to his brother, but couldn't see him. "...Dickie?" he kicked a blanket pile and heard it yelp. "Hey, it's not that bad." The blanket mass was shaking. "Hey, are you okay?" The blanket mass stayed silent. "Hey, It's not real, it's fake blood. It's just pretend." He felt his fear morph into anxiety. "Dickie, it's just pretend, alright? don't be scared." He had a bad feeling he knew where this was going. "Don't tell Bruce, okay? it's all fake; fake blood, fake weapons, it's not real. Don't tell Dami or Tim either. It's not real!" He repeated, trying to get his brother to even speak.

"It looked real."

Jason felt a wave of relief. "That's just the director and editor's jobs, it's supposed to look real, but it's not. The actors look scared, but in real life, it was probably really fun to film!" 

"Yeah?"

"Yeah! They got payed a lot, and got to hang out on set together and eat from a kraft table. They love acting and they get to do all this while getting payed and pretending to die." Jason was impressed with himself, he was making himself want to be a actor. "It's no big, they're just some cool people playing pretend on screen."

"Yeah, I guess."

"Hey, how about I get us a snack? I could get us some Popsicle from the freezer or some cookies or something."

"Okay."

Jason started to head to the kitchen when he was cut off my a yell.

"No!"

"What?!"

"Don't go!"

"Um, okay, you can come with me?"

"No." Dick looked scared to get off the couch.

"Uh, okay." Jason flipped on the light. "how's that?" 

Dick didn't say anything.

"Hey, let's put on something fun while I get our food." Honestly, Jason could admit that watching the opening scene of Big Hero 6 was reassuring for him too. Once Dick was a little calmer, Jason ran off and grabbed all of Dick's favorite snacks; bribery is everything. 

"Here." He passed Dick a fudgsicle and a small bowl of m&ms and cheerios. "Don't tell anyone about tonight."

"Okay." 

"What have we been doing all night?"

"Watching Big Hero 6?"

"and?"

"...We..." Dick furrowed his brow. "We ate snacks and played Lego Harry potter?"

"Bingo! and what time did we go to bed?"

Dick looked at the clock, he could barely read it. "Eleven?"

"No... we went to bed at nine." Jason said."

"Oh." Dick turned to the movie and nibbled his Popsicle.

They were asleep, lights on, surrounded by wrappers,  before the movie even ended.

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