My Rant Book

By Ziams_Zap

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Idk you annoy me More

My Rant Book
1: Walmart
2. Periods
3. Fake People
4. Dress Codes
5. The Keying Of Cars
6. Viscious Dogs
7. Coversations
8. Teachers 1
9. Public Restrooms
10. Teez Teez Teez
11. Siblings
12. Knowing
13. PRETTY STANGERS/ makeup sort of
15. Facial Hair 1
16. Boys 1
17. Old 1D Merch
18. Dry/Crustiness
19. Apple 1
20. Fast Food workers 1
21. Instagram Brows
22. Zayn Leaving
23. Idk man
24. Zayns fuckidnh hair
25. Period symptoms like shit man
26. Children 1
27. Shit Listeners
28. School Systems 1
29. Dasani
30. Caitlyn Jenner
31. What's a social life?
32. Wtf even is excercise?
33. Idk man 2
34. Clueless Family Members
35. Story Time 1
5 yrs im in teARS
36. Pets aint loyal
37. Being sick
37. Chip flavors tf

14. FF TERMINOLOGY

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By Ziams_Zap

There are some words that I read and come across waY too often than necessary.

I know everyone has beat this shit to death but can we just talk about orbs for a sec?

Wait idk why I'm asking you for permission like you can stop me-FACK WAIT MY MADRE IS SUMMONING ME WITH ICECREAM BRB

OK IM BACK SORRY FOR THAT IT WAS COOKIES AND CREAM SO WORK WITH ME

Anywhore, people blow this orbs shit way too out of proportion as if they read the word once in the span of a few chaps it's gonna make them want gouge out their eyeballs or like shove the neighborhood watch lady's cat in the microwave idk

Orbs is honestly not terrible if used sparingly ok. Sometimes us writers don't wanna write eyes 95 times in a chap, granted I've only used orbs a solid 3 times throughout all the crap I've written in the past year.

BUT THEN THERES THE TRICKS THAT WANT TO FIND A WAY TO INCORPORATE IT IN AS MANY SENTENCES THEY CAN BC THEYRE CUNTCAKES YA FEEL.

So the point im trying to make here is that when you see orbs in a book where it's not used very often don't comment some dumb khara like:

"ugH orbs are U sirus?!1!"

"Ew I hate that word more than acacia!1!!"

PLS STOP ZE BOLSHET

byeeeeee don't chuck your phone at that cool lamp your mother bought from target

(Bc you know what that lamp didn't do a damn thing but provide you with on point lighting in your times of need)

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