Author: This can only end in chaos
Main Cast:
Supa Strikas
Coach
Other Cast:
Arragon
Honourable Mention:
De Los Santos
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Coach created Supa Strikas
Coach added El Matador, Dancing Rasta, Cool Joe and 11+ others inside.
Coach: This is a group chat in hopes to inform you on training dates and resting days along with game dates as well. If you need something, @Coach. Untill then, goodbye boys.
Coach has muted the chatgroup
Shakes: Finally my time has come
Klaus: Are you doing what I'm thinking ;)
Shakes: Definitely what you're thinking ;)
Dancing Rasta: Please don't do what both of you are thinking.
Shakes has changed Dancing Rasta name to The Real Samba King
Shakes: oh ye sss bby i love it when you beg
The Real Samba King: I.. ok can
Shakes has changed El Matador to queen!
queen!: Finally someone appreciates me
Shakes has changed Cool Joe to Moves like a Jagger
Moves like a Jagger: I fully accept this change of name.
Shakes has changed Twisting Tiger name to It's faster if you roll
Shakes has changed Klaus to On Klaus Nine
Shakes has changed Blok to Road Blok Ahead
Shakes has changed Big Bo to Big Boi
Shakes has changed North Shaw to Surf's Up
Shakes has changed Eagle Eye to Li Shang
Li Shang: IT WAS ONE TIME
It's faster if you roll: More like one song and more
Road Blok Ahead: ಠ_ಠ
Shakes has changed Grizz to Grizzly Bear
Shakes has changed Noah to Little Bean
Little Bean: I take offense to that and Shakes I'm taller/older than you
Shakes: That doesn't stop me tho
Little Bean: Touché
Shakes has changed Lankey to Ruler Man
Shakes has changed Rizo to VSCO
Shakes has changed Shakes to Maracas!!!
Shakes has changed Coach to Accidental Father
Maracas!!!: And for the finale
Maracas!!! has changed the chat name to Never Skip Leg Day
Big Boi: What have i done in my past life to offend god and gave me this suffering
On Klaus Nine: Idk what you talking about it I like this and also
On Klaus Nine has changed Maracas!!! to Duke, do you want the ball
On Klaus Nine: @Duke, do you want the ball?
On Klaus Nine: Roomie power?
Duke, do you want the ball: ROOMIE POWER!
It's faster if you roll: Wow
It's faster if you roll: Get a me a friendship like that
Moves like a Jagger: What am I?
Moves like a Jagger: A roach?
It's faster if you roll: Nah you're more of a cricket
Duke, do you want the ball: Press f to pay respects
Duke, do you want the ball: f
On Klaus Nine: f
queen!: F
The Real Samba King: f
Little Bean: f
Big Boi: F
Surf's Up: F
VSCO: f
Road Blok Ahead: (• ▽ •;)
Ruler Man: f
Grizzly Bear: F
Moves like a Jagger: thIS IS AN ATTACK
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Duke, do you want the ball: Who wants to know the story of how Klaus asked me for quick sex
The Real Samba King: Hold up
On Klaus Nine: We agreed to never speak of that again
queen!: No we didn't agreed to it
Surf's Up: When was this?
Duke, do you want the ball: When me, El Matador and Klaus when for a striker trio outing
Duke, do you want the ball: It was a very weird day tbh
queen!: We shall not speak of that horrid day
Duke, do you want the ball: It's the perfect story to tell our grandkids
queen!: NO IT'S NOT
Surf's Up: Woah that bad
Big Boi: IS NO ONE ASKING ABOUT THE QUICK SEX PART
Duke, do you want the ball: And I oop-
Duke, do you want the ball: Well I wanted to go to the bakery to get some crepes and Klaus wanted a quiche
queen!: He didn't know how to pronounce it so he said "Give me a quickie while you're at it"
Moves like a Jagger: o h GOD n o
On Klaus Nine: in my defense no one ever taught me the right pronunciation
queen!: That doesn't mean we didn't think you asked Shakes for quick s e x
Duke, do you want the ball: Yeah De Los Santos was about to deck you twice that day since the chicken incident
queen!: It was truly a weird day
Surf's Up: Wait what about Dr Los Santos being there?
The Real Samba King: And the chicken incident?
Big Boi: Is there something you need to tell us?
Little Bean: It's scary how synchronised they are
VSCO: I just tried to think of the bright side
Duke, do you want the ball: WELL, just look at the time, I gotta go
queen!: I'm going to follow you as well
On Klaus Nine: Ya, I left my oven in the pie on
Big Boi: GET BACK HERE
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Surf's Up: Is it weird that El Matador is talking to Arragon
Big Boi: Yeah it's not good to talk to Arragon
Road Blok Ahead: (─.─||）
queen!: WHAT you talking about Arragon is the only one here that appreciates my beauty
Moves like a Jagger: Brother, Arragon doesn't even have emotions, how do you know he likes ya
queen!: He appreciates it silently cause he is shocked at my magnificent body
On Klaus Nine: That's because you keep giving him water and plus he liked Shakes more
On Klaus Nine: I mean he is literally with Shakes everywhere he goes
queen!: Just because I feed Arragon doesn't mean he doesn't like what he see
Duke, do you want the ball: Where's Arragon by the way?
Surf's Up: he's outside eating
Duke, do you want the ball: Oh cool after he absorbs the sun he can come back with me
Little Bean: Wait who's Arragon?
Ruler Man: Is he our new teammate or Shakes's nephew?
Grizzly Bear: Or a death weapon since he's absorbing the sun
The Real Samba King: What nonsense are you talking about, man?
The Real Samba King: Arragon is Shakes' cactus
Little Bean: whOM THE FuCk
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Accidental Father: Reminder for today that there's training at 2
Accidental Father:
Accidental Father: Why is my name like this
Accidental Father: How do I change my name
The Real Samba King: Go to settings and press "Leave Chat Group"
Accidental Father: But I will leave the chat and not change my name, Rasta
The Real Samba King: Coach it's better than staying here
Accidental Father: Anyway, is there any other reminders?
Duke, do you want the ball: Actually there is three more
Accidental Father: Oh what is it, then?
The Real Samba King: What have you done
Big Boi: You have set us up for a disaster
Accidental Father: What are you talking about?
Duke, do you want the ball: @Surf's Up, @It's faster if you roll, @On Klaus Nine
Road Blok Ahead: (눈‸눈)
Surf's Up: eat your drugs
It's faster if you roll: say no to school
On Klaus Nine: stay in vegetables
Accidental Father: ...
Accidental Father: I should have taken your advice, Dancing Rasta
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Duke, do you want the ball: Legend says if you say the mothman name five times, a wild Eagle Eye appears.
queen!: Mothman
Big Boi: Mothman
On Klaus Nine: mothman
Surf's Up: mothman
It's faster if you roll: Mothman
Li Shang: Mothman and his maggots gangbang me behind a police station at 1 am.
The Real Samba King: I wish to find the unsee button
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On Klaus Nine: who betrayed my trust?? who is walking the line of hero and villain?
Duke, do you want the ball: what happened?
On Klaus Nine: who was it?? who committed this dastardly deed?
queen!: Something must have happened to make him this dramatic
On Klaus Nine: who ate my leftovers
Surf's Up: woah bro
Big Boi: i'm sure it was not that bad
banana milk: was it you?!
The Real Samba King: Your potato stew has been in the fridge for 5 days so I threw it out since there was mold on it
On Klaus Nine: be TRa YA L
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Author: I'm making the next story but since it takes took long here's a filler