It was Christmas morning and everybody was sitting by the tree opening gifts. It was now Peter's turn to open his presents.
They were all pretty cool like a new spider suit and some cool Stark electronics and a car he can't drive. But there were a few crazy ones he got.
He got a gun from aunt Nat.
Some cool blades from uncle Loki.
Shot glasses from uncle Bucky.
Repulsor guns from Dad (Tony).
Vibranium from Shuri.
And last but not least...
Condoms. From uncle Clint. (Of course)
"Um. What do I need this for uncle Clint??"
"For that girl MJ, ya know!"
"But I'm 15 dude!"
"Your point?"