One day
Therealsmii7y
Baby bro... baby bro... BABY BRO !!!! This lil bitch up to something...
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Distortedmason
His new step bro:
Smii7y: this bitch plotting 😡‼️
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Saltyritzfitz
His rich and hot stepbrother: hey
Smii7y: THIS MOTHERFUCKER ALESYD STARTING SOMETHING LET ME RANT ABOUT IT ON TWITTER
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Prettytobybear
Step bro: sup lil bro
Smii7y: "somebody betta get ha before I do"
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Therealsmii7y
Hahahaaa y'all can all bite me
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I shoved a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass 🍑 🍆
Distortedmason
Y'all wanna hear a joke
Saltyritzfitz
Is it funny?
Therealsmii7y
No?
Prettytobybear
Your life
Therealsmii7y
^
Saltyritzfitz
^^
Distortedmason
No
Saltyritzfitz
So it's not funny?
Therealsmii7y
If it's not funny then how is it a joke Mason?
Prettytobybear
^
Distortedmason
No I mean to Toby's question
Prettytobybear
What question ?
Distortedmason
The your life one
Prettytobybear
That wasn't a question that was a statement
Therealsmii7y
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Saltyritzfitz
^^
Distortedmason
Y'all are terrible friends :(
Saltyritzfitz
Ok and?
Prettytobybear
^
Therealsmii7y
^^
Distortedmason
Shit like this is reasons why I'm a rope bunny
Therealsmii7y
Fine tell the joke Mason
Prettytobybear
If it's stupid you're getting removed
Saltyritzfitz
Who the hell made Toby the group host?
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Saltyritzfitz
Really?
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Therealsmii7y
TOBY !!!
Prettytobybear
tObY !¡!
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Therealsmii7y
Who the fuck?
Distortedmason
I'm sorry I thought that said saltyritzfiz
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Saltyritzfitz
You better stop-
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Therealsmii7y
Omfg Toby
Prettytobybear
Fine I'm done 💀
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Saltyritzfitz
Im honestly scared to say anything
Prettytobybear
Good
Distortedmason
Can I tell my joke now?
Therealsmii7y
Your life
Saltyritzfitz
^
Prettytobybear
^^
Distortedmason
NOO
Distortedmason
What do you call it when your friend commits suicide?
Prettytobybear
Jesus mason !!!
Distortedmason
That's not the answer
Therealsmii7y
What kind of question-
Saltyritzfitz
What the fuck foo 💀
Distortedmason
Y'all gone look real stupid when you find out the answer
Prettytobybear
You gon look real stupid when you get blocked 🤡
Therealsmii7y
Just tell us Mason
Distortedmason
Ok
Distortedmason
Ok you ready 😂😂
Distortedmason
Ok- WAIT 😂😂😂
Prettytobybear
FUCKING SAY IT MY THUMB IUS GETTING TIRED OF HOVERING OVER THE BLOCK BUTTON
Distortedmason
OK !! 😭😂😂
Distortedmason
Pft... Homiecide
Therealsmii7y
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Saltyritzfitz
Not all heroes wear capes 👏🏻👏🏻
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"How the hell are you getting even a lick of service?!" John wondered, scaring the hell out of a focused Jaren. Jaren was sprawled out effortlessly on the large milky white queen sized bed in one of the many rooms in the home. "I can't fucking get any!"
Jaren rolled his eyes and went back to his phone. John noticed the male ignoring him and crossed his arms over his chest in annoyance. "Jaren."
"Leave me alone."
"Let's do something."
"No."
"I'm trying to befriend you."
"No."
John sighed and pulled his feet off the bed and watched Jaren follow suit to the floor. "What the fuck are you doing!" Jaren scolded and rolled over on the floor to stare up at the male angrily.
"Seeking attention. I thought having a sibling would be fun but you're more boring than the dead fish in the kitchen." John remarked calmly, a hint of annoyance in his voice.
"Fine John, what the hell do you wanna do then?" Smii7y asked.
John arched a brow and thought for maybe a couple of seconds before shrugging. "I don't know, I didn't expect to get this far."
Jaren groaned and pushing himself off the floor. "I bet you have a lot of friends." He mocked.
"I do in fact."
"I do in fact my ass."
"That was terrible."
"That was terrible my ass."
"Alright I'm done saying shit."
"Yeah cause enough was said."
John furrowed his eyebrows in pure confusion and amusement. "You just gotta always have the last word don't you?"
"Yes I do."
"That's good to know." John stated and rocked back and forth on his feet as the two were dunked into a wave of awkwardness. The two didn't know what the hell to do nor say besides Jaren wanting him to get the hell out of his reserved room and John wondering what they should do.
He wasn't too excited about the idea of hanging with him but it was better than doing nothing due to his phone not getting service. "Cooking.." he muttered.
"I'm hungry." John said.
Jaren scoffed, "Okay, eat my ass." Rolling his eyes, he continued to his phone.
John shook his head. "Maybe later." He quickly said. "Maybe we should cook together!! That's a great idea!!"
"No it's not, get out." Smii7y declined. John groaned and threw a fit, shaking Smii7y's little body as he moaned gloomily.
"Come on, Jaren!!!"
"No."
"YESSSSS!!!"
"No."
"YESSSSSSSSSS!!!"
"No."
"YESSSSSSSS-"
"FINE!"
Jaren shouted and walked out of the room with a cheerful John following suit. This continued until the duo made it to the large marble dined kitchen, it was historian styled and elegant to the eye. There they were met with the same butler from when they first got there.
The butler had been making himself a small lunch in the kitchen. "I don't understand why there's a butler here but not back at your house." Jaren said in confusion as he watched the man go about his plans.
"We do, it's him. He swings by our home once in a while to clean up and trim the grass and all of that." John says. "I guess my old man made him stay with us for this small little 'bonding' trip."
Jaren nodded and the butler had finished what he was doing before exiting the kitchen after bowing softly to the two males. "Why can't be just cook for us?" Jaren groaned.
"Already asked, dad told him not to." John answered before walking deeper into the large kitchen and approaching the fridge. Taking out different varieties of sauces, sides, and vegetables.
Jaren watched silently. "You gone help me or sit there enjoying the view?"
Jaren furrowed his eyebrows. "You know how to cook?"
John chuckled, "Of course I do, my old man is a cook. I'd be a shitty son if I didn't get at least one talented feature from him." Jaren nodded and walked closer, still dumbfounded on what to help him with.
Once John finished setting out the ingredients on the large island counter he turned to Jaren. "I'm a youtuber and a meme lord." He said and that threw Jaren into even more confusion.
"Huh?"
"You see that camera pointed towards us?" He asked and pointed to the camera sitting three feet away from the island counter.
"When the hell did that-"
"That's besides the point, what I'm saying is we're recording a funny tutorial video on how to cook spaghetti." John said so seriously Jaren nearly backed away slowly, oh wait he was. That was before John pulled him back by his shoulders.
Jaren looked back and forth between him and the camera. "I'm not good or comfortable with putting my face on..." he pointed to the recording device. "Camera."
"Oh come on Jaren, it'll be fun!!" John influenced.
"That's what the kids at my school said about killing my English teacher."
"What?"
"Nothing."
"I don't know if I should be concerned or change the subject?"
Jaren stared at a bunch of knives placed on the table by John and that was when John decided to change the subject. "PLEASEEE!!!"
"STOP PEER PRESSURING ME!!"
"THEN FUCKING DO IT!!!"
"FINE!!!"
"YAYYYYY!!!"
"Fucker."
"So rude, little Jaren~"
"Eat my ass."
"Maybe later."
"What?"
John turned to the camera with a wide smile and threw his arms in the air,
"Welcome to cooking with John feat. my little step bro guest Jaren!!"
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Hey :)
*gets trash thrown at her for not updating in ten years, suddenly a chair strikes me in the head and I die and now since I am dead there will be no more updates from here*
KIDDING
I'll be updating more often, I just had band and theatre and too fucking much going on but I'll be updating from here on here 💛‼️