WHY DONT WE
Jack added Anastasia to the group
Anastasia
Jack? Why am I here.
Jack
Well, Jonah said the group chat was boring and that should add you in because I talk about you all the time and they wanted to meet you.
Zach
You forgot the pat where he said he bets she's hot.
Jonah
Fuck you Jack.
Corbyn
Hello Anastasia. Welcome to the cluster fuck that is Why Don't We. I am Corbyn.
Anastasia
Hello Corbyn.
Daniel
And I am Daniel. Corbyn and I are the only sane people in the group.
Jonah
That's fucking debatable. I'm Jonah.
Anastasia
And the only other one I don't know is Zach right?
Zach
How did you know?
Anastasia
I know how to read.
Jonah
Oh, she's sarcastic. I like it.
Anastasia
Ew.
Keep it in your pants Jonah.
Look, it's like 3 AM here
I have to be at the airport at 7:30 so I'm gonna go back to bed.
Jack
Who's coming?
Zach
That's what she said.
Anastasia removed Zach from the group
Anastasia
It had to be done. And the friend that is coming in is Shawn.
Corbyn
Do you live in New York?
Anastasia
Yeah. Why?
Corbyn
My girlfriend lives there!
Anastasia
Wow. Neat. Good night now.
Daniel
I was alseep this whole time. Good night though.
Jack
Tell Shawn I said hi.
Anastasia
Will do.
Jonah
Night.
Corbyn
Night Anastasia
Anastasia
Night guys.
3:05 AM Friday October 18
WHY DONT WE
Jonah
Zach is going bat shit crazy not being in the group chat and he is freaking out about something so I'm gonna add him back.
Jonah added Zach to the group.
Zach
YOU'RE DATING SHAWN MENDES!
Anastasia
What?
Daniel
Holy shit. I just looked it up. You're dating fucking Shawn Mendes!
Anastasia
You guys didn't know that?
Corbyn
That's cool.
Jonah
That was it Zach? She is dating Shawn Mendes? I knew that.
Jack
I knew that.
Corbyn
I knew too. So, Daniel and Zach are just dumb and don't pay attention.
Jack
Pretty much
Anastasia
So far Corbyn is my favorite. NGL.
Jack
Wow. Rude. Anyway. While you are waiting for your knight in shining armor, tell everyone about yourself.
Anastasia
Okay Well, I'm 22 years old. My full name is Anastasia **** Lynd. I am dating Shawn Mendes. Most people call me Ana. And I met Jack when I was in kindergarten and I pushed him into the dirt because he was standing their minding his own business. Also, I'm a Scorpio. So be fucking afraid of me bitches.
Corbyn
Well then. Thank you for that wonderful little get to know you.
Anastasia
No problem homie.
Daniel
That's cool.
Jonah
Why are do you have *s in your name.
Anastasia
Because my middle name is complete bullshit and I hate it.
Daniel
What is it?
Anastasia
If I wanted you to know, I would have fucking told you.
Daniel
Sorry.
Jonah
Jack, what is it.
Jack
Jade.
Anastasia removed Jack from the group.
Jonah
That's not that bad.
Anastasia
Yes it is.
Jonah
No it's not.
Anastasia
You mock my pain.
Corbyn
Life is pain highness. Anyone who tells you anything different is selling something.
Anastasia
Is it too early to say I would die for you Corbyn?
Zach
What did I miss.
Jonah
Well, we found out Anastasia's middle name is Jade and she got all pissed and kicked Jack out and now she is gonna die for Corbyn. It's a girl thing. You're too young to understand.
Zach removed Jonah from the group.
Anastasia
The student has become the master.
Daniel
I go to the bathroom for 5 minutes and I come back and there are 2 band members missing and a death threat.
Corbyn
So a normal day for us as a whole.
Anastasia
SHAWNSFLIGHTJUSTLANDEDIMLITTERALLYGONNACRYWHENISEEHIMLIKEYOUHAVENOIDEAIFUCKINGLOVEHIMSOMUCHIGOTTAGOCORBYNILVEYOUBYE!
Zach
Pardon.
Corbyn added Jack to the group.
Corbyn
Jack. Translate.
Jack
SHAWN'S FLIGHT JUST LANDED. I'M LITERALLY GONNA CRY WHEN I SEE HIM LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA. I FUCKING LOVE HIM SO MUCH. I GOTTA GO. CORBYN I LOVE YOU. BYE!
Daniel
Thank you Jack.
Corbyn
I love you too!
Zach
I'm telling Christina.
8:30 AM Friday October 18
Anastasia
So the funniest thing just happened to me Corbyn.
Corbyn
Oh really? Do tell.
Anastasia
A girl by the name of Christina came up to me in the airport and asked me if my name was Anastasia. Then she said she was on her way to LA to see her boyfriend Corbyn and he told her I might be there and that if she could to come quickly come talk to me. DO you know this Christina.
Corbyn
Nope. Must have been a Corbyn with an I.
Anastasia
That's funny because while we were talking she got a text form a cretin Corbyn, with a y, and it was asking her if she had talked to me yet because over text I seemed really cool.
Corbyn
So what if I did that. She's nice.
Anastasia
She is nice. In fact, once she gets back from LA, we are getting mani-pedis.
Corbyn
That's fun. Aren't you supposed to be with Shawn?
Anastasia
He's waiting in the line for passports because he is coming from Spain. I've never been out of the country idk how that shit works.
Corbyn
I miss touring.
Anastasia
Good for you. I'm gonna go now.
Corbyn
Okay. Bye!
Anastasia
Bye.
9:00 AM Friday October 18
WHY DONT WE
Anastasia
How much jail time do you get for injury caused by an automobile?
Jack
Who did you hit this time.
Anastasia
It's not who I hit, it's the people I wanted to hit. I fucking hate the paparazzi. They drive me out of my mind.
Daniel
THIS TIME?!
Anastasia
Yeah. When I first got my licence, I almost hit Jack with my car pulling into his driveway.
Jonah
Why am I not surprise?
Anastasia
Shut up Jonah. Who the fuck even added you into this again.
Jonah
Zach. 20 minutes ago.
Anastasia
Hello everyone. It's Shawn. Ana is currently driving on the highway and can't text you guys until she get's back to her apartment. With the way she is driving now, I doubt we will make it there alive. Please pray for me.
Daniel
Aw that's cute. He calls her Ana.
Anastasia
She says, and I quote, "Shut up Daniel and your giraffe looking ass."
Jack
Godspeed Shawn.
Anastasia
Thank you Jack.
9:13 AM Friday October 18