Innuendo Bingo
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"Hello my lovely Hoodies. I'm back with another video and today I'm joined with Jenn, also known as jennxpenn."
"Hi guys," Jenn said and waved at the camera.
"Today we're playing a game called Innuendo Bingo. Jenn has no idea what that is," Calum chuckled.
"Yeah, he came up with the idea and I just went with it."
"Let me explain it. So basically what we do is, we sit facing each other and we put water in our mouth, so we have a mouth full of water and my beautiful boyfriend Michael, he has video clips to play for us where they have, like, 'innuendo' , sexual things from other YouTubers which sound really funny. We have to try not to laugh and if we laugh we're obviously spitting water at each other," Calum explained.
"So pretty much we will be covered in each other's spit," Jenn laughed and he nodded.
Then the location changed and they were sitting outside now.
They put water in their mouths and I started playing the first video which made Calum laugh really hard. He spit the water on Jenn and she let out a squeak.
It was actually really funny watching them spitting water at each other, as gross as that sounded. Also Calum was wearing a plain white T-Shirt which was clutching to his body and it looked really hot.
"So yeah, that's it for this week's video," Calum laughed. "Don't forget to hit the thumbs up button if you liked it, you can also subscribe to mine or Jenn's channel, maybe to both of us. I see you next week, bye."
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"Hello, how can I he- Isaac! What are you doing here?" I asked surprised.
"It's my little brother's birthday tomorrow and he's obsessed with comics, I wanted to buy one. What are you doing here?"
"I'm working here now."
"Man, that's awesome. Do you have any old comic classics here? Something special and rare? I don't really want to buy just a comic, that's boring," Isaac said and smiled.
"I'm not really sure. I only know about the one's we have in store and those are mostly new ones. I'll have to ask Peanut, wait a minute."
I made my way to the back of the store where Peanut was sitting and reading comics. There weren't many customers in the shop so he decided to take a little break.
"Hi," I said awkwardly.
"Mike, what's up?"
"My friend over there is looking for some old comics. He wants a classic, something rare. Do we have something like that?"
"Yeah, Thomas hasn't showed you where these are yet," he said and stood up. "I'll show your friend, if you don't mind?"
"It's okay, thanks."
I went back to Isaac, telling him that Peanut would show him what he wanted. Then I started stacking new comics that arrived yesterday in the shelves, often getting distracted and reading them.
"Hello handsome," I heard a familiar voice say and smiled.
I turned around and saw Calum standing there with the camera in his hand. Of course he was Vlogging, when wasn't he?
"Can I help you with something?" I asked.
"No, I just came in to see your beautiful face."
"Oh god, will you ever stop being so cheesy?" I laughed.
"Do you want me to stop?" Calum asked.
I put on my thinking face for a second and then shook my head, "No, not really."
He pecked my lips and then asked, "How long do you have to work?"
"Three hours."
"Okay, I'll pick you up then, if that's okay? We can go and grab some food," he suggested.
"That sounds amazing."
He placed another kiss to my lips and then left the store, starting to Vlog again.
Soon Peanut and Isaac returned with a few comics which Isaac then bought.
"We should hang out again," he said and I nodded.
"Absolutely. It's been a while."
He then left the store, leaving me alone again until Peanut decided to help me a little bit.
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"Do you want to come over tomorrow? I can start explaining you how to edit videos and stuff," Calum asked and took a bite of his burger.
"Yeah, I don't have to work tomorrow so I have time the whole day," I mumbled and typed something on my phone.
"You know, it would be nice if you would look at me while talking to me."
I looked up and apologized, "I'm sorry. It's just that Luke and I haven't been talking a lot lately and he's not busy right now, so he texted me."
"It's okay. Hey, why don't we go out with Luke and Ashton again? I mean something like a double date. We haven't done that in ages, do you think they're free on Friday?" Calum suggested.
"Well, Friday's they have their date night anyways, so I guess this could work," I said and started texting Luke. "He said that he loves the idea but this time we'll have to drive to his place. He's always coming here so I guess that's only fair.".
Calum nodded, "Yeah, I can drive us there."
We finished eating our burgers and went back to my place, holding hands the whole time while Calum was Vlogging.
"That guy just looked at us like we're insane," Calum chuckled.
"Well, I don't really blame him. Maybe it's because we're two boys holding hands in public and he was a homophobic douche or it's just because you're talking to a camera. It could be both, though," I explained.
Calum just shrugged and started talking about a dog he had seen today and how much he wanted one himself.
"But kittens are so much cuter. Especially baby kittens. Why don't you get a kitten?" I asked.
"Because I already have one," Calum replied as if it was the most obvious thing ever.
"Oh my god, really? Since when?"
"For almost a year or something."
I looked at him confused, "What the fuck, no you don't."
He started laughing and kissed my cheek, "I'm talking about you, you dumbass. You're my kitten."
"Wait, what? I'm not a kitten. I'm a manly man," I said slightly offended but also kind of flattered.
"Yes, yes you are. Hoodies, write in the comments if you also think that Michael is a cute kitten. He can be a manly man but there are moments where he's just a really cuddly kitten," Calum said and pinched my cheek.
"Don't ever do that again or I swear to god I will never ever kiss you again.
"We all know you can't live without my lips, so that threat failed."
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"Next Wednesday is our first year anniversary," I said and smiled.
"Yeah. Wow, it's been almost a year. Time flies."
We were currently lying on my bed, legs tangled together and my hand was in his hair, stroking it lightly.
"And I'm still in love with you like I was a year ago."
Calum was now looking at me with a big smile on his beautiful face.
"Is it weird that I really love our love story?" he asked and laughed.
"No, absolutely not. I like it, too. It's so weird and perfect," I replied.
His eyes flickered to my lips and then he connected his soft ones with mine. It was a sweet and passionate kiss, nothing heated. The kiss was filled with so much love, I loved when he kissed me like that.
"I just really hope our love story will have a happy ending."
"It will," I said, "It will be weird and happy and cute, just like our whole relationship is.".
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Describing this Innuendo game thingy was so hard oh god I literally just wrote down what Ricky said in the video, haha.
What we learned in this chapter: Michael is a kitten #fact
❀ I hope to see all your beautiful faces next chapter ❀